Warwick Davis & Ricky Gervais Working Together, The Real And Fake | Alan Carr: Chatty Man

It's not fair that he's appeared in more comedies and hit movies than dinner parties so far this week. They are the brilliant Ricky Gervais and Warwick Davis. Oh, I must explain right away. Yes, I usually ran down those stairs in Warwick. I tore a muscle in my back

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out yesterday, it serves me well, oh I had to go to the doctor to get something rubbed on my back, let's go right away, you're being nice, oh I'm on painkillers, aren't they inflammatory ones? Oh? God, he sits, worried, shut up, look at me somewhere closer, yes, closer, okay, if he sits, you can see the soles of his shoes, if I have traveled on something, everyone knows it, watching the show, come in, dog, it's something, oh no, me.

Put it in like this Alan, yeah I'll sit like this too because I have a bad back, oh so what would you do? I was

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out to try to stay in shape because I eat and drink too much, so I work. I go out like Rocky the next day because I refuse to give up on anything. The only reason I want to get in shape is to live longer. The only reason I want to live longer is to eat more cheese. So that's it, but I'm fine. it gets better, I only do it once in a while, so yeah, the one where it

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ly crashes and you're like that, yeah, you know that, yeah, well you can always drink it.

Black Tower, I'll mix it with the painkillers I'll be lugging around. like Kerry Katona and I want you to see yourself eating something Ricky look how you're wasting away I know we're not going to get fat because I worked out today and I just ate a pizza because I was depressed so and how he started laughing I know, oh yeah, and You met on Extras, right? Yeah he signed me up on extras which was a phone call I wasn't expecting no just at home having a normal day and then this guy calls and says it's a rickety race on the phone and uh I said oh yeah because I thought it was someone doing the impression of him yeah, the last thing I would expect is for him to call and um and then he laughed, which no one laughs like Ricky's quotes do.

So I was convinced that yes, it's him and then he went on to say that I'm right in this new series and it's called extras and would you mind if in one of the episodes he accidentally kicked you in the face to get kicked in the face is an offer that you couldn't refuse so I started a beautiful friendship and then Life's Too Short started um well yeah I came out of nowhere um I didn't keep in touch he already got paid and that was enough so um but yeah he asked me for a quote for his um, there's no bio available yet, um, yeah, right now, anyway, but you bought one, no, you just looked at it, you

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ly thought you'd look at the back, no. you will see if you are really included in case you are a liar.

I never did that, yeah, yeah, it's that print, no, no, it was cotton knit, um, so yeah, you asked me for a quote and I gave him a pretty cheeky one that he used surprisingly, yeah. I said, pound for pound, Warwick Davis is one of the funniest people I've ever met and that guy Spun because we included something like that in the show where yeah, he wants a date and, you know. We're taking Mickey, so it all came from that really and Warwick has just started. You know, the first story he told me is, "I guess well, tell it right.

This actually works in real life if I go shopping." my wife, for example, will go to a clothing store, not for me, so she goes and looks at the magazines or something. I mean, not the top quality ones, obviously, because I'm married and what are you thinking? I'll be bored of that for a while, so she goes and looks for Sam at the clothing store. As soon as I walk in the door, they're like, "Oh, she's there near the locker room and I'm silently thinking how do they know who I am?" I'm with her, you know what I mean, they've assumed why, by the way, I'm just letting you know and, uh, but then when I said this to Ricky, of course, and the real Warwick Davis says, thank you very much, yes, but

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Davis in this doesn't let him lie so he can't stand it so he started what you know how do you know he was going to meet her? Because this Warwick Davis, you know, plays a fictional version of himself and he's very different from the real-life Warwick, he's charming, he's probably the most stable one

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. Guy, this one is extreme, yeah, he's manipulative, um, and he's scamming other dwarves in this, he runs an agency for dwarves, which Warwick does in Your Life I Know, but in this one he takes the best jobs for himself and rents them out like bowling balls.

A preview of next week's episode when you're watching. Some of the experiences. Please tell me no, since people really ask you for it. dress up as an ewok oh yeah, I was at the Garden Center recently with Sam and the manager came out and said hello, we're having some kind of open day around Christmas, we'll have Santa Claus here and everything and I didn't know if you'd like to come being kind of a local person, local celebrity, and I was like, oh cool, yeah, I'll come and support the event, it's for charity and everything she said, yeah, and um, or can you? bring your elf costume too, she figured she might have one in the wardrobe, the sale costume and the Paddington Bear costume, you know, which is great, I mean, of course, but this is the point, right? is that so?

It's their prejudice that they have. they have these assumptions, that's why they worry when he's actually playing a role instead of being one of the Seven Dwarves exactly exactly, they get it right and usually it's always the people who complain, they always complain On behalf of someone else, yes. and also because just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right, you know it's a great show and Warwick is brilliant in it and I say they and the people love the foreigner. Warwick is short, yes, and Warwick has taken some stick from others. members of the little people community, what is his name?

Is it a dwarf community or a community of little people? You could call it a dwarf community or a community of little people or a community of little people. I mean, there are a lot of different ways to call it, you know? When people come and talk to me, sometimes they can't help but say the word short, they try not to, but the more they try not to, they end up saying short small. We had a guy come to his house one time to do a quote to do some landscaping and I said I'd love a little wall around the patio area here and um and he said Oh, you mean, well, you mean a dwarf, eh, man, a war without too many bricks, so tangled, tangled. about this um, I don't think I've ever sent a quota, mate and I kid you know, there's a clip that was on YouTube, where I dressed like a frog, oh we got it, yeah, oh cool, what are they people? say oh people say oh you shouldn't dress up like I say why I dress my editor like a frog and a prick and I make fun of you know, I torture Robin from the comedian and I torture Carl and he's six foot one. look down at all my friends alike see if you can make it up the stairs oh life is too short coming soon foreigner definitely last um but um I had a great time last time because that was real in Britain last year when it was all which is very similar Chinese whispers depending on what you read, depending on what you know, oh, everyone was horrified if there was anyone who was actually really upset about this, I don't know, but I think some people must have been there to start the rumor, but I think so.

I made a decision and I'm going to do the same this year. Do I hit the 200 egos in the room or do I hit the 200 million people watching around the world and it's that person that you now know you don't apologize to often? your critics, but why did you feel like you had to apologize for mongate recently? um, because I was wrong. I didn't use it on that either. There is still a rumor that he was saying that Mong was pointing to Down syndrome. People never said it in the sense that we would never use that term and I know a lot of people who say you know in between doubts like "you know I'm drunk" or it's a drug term or "you're Hmong" You're an idiot, you know that and uh, the derivation is clearly from that, but I thought it was like 25 years ago when the last time was like this.

So, I feel a change. I did it in a gay way exactly, yes, not that anymore. it means happy no no yes yes we could do this all night yes um but you know, I act even in my stand-up I said, you know, I use the word and I explained to him that it didn't mean Down syndrome, right, that was two years ago, yeah but it's like you know, um, people love scandals, they love scandals, they love scandals and, you know, I think this was the best most concerted reaction yet. I don't think it was Monday when we entered Dwarf Gate, yes, but then again, you know what?

I say Midget game, that's what you been having, got a good idea, midget door, that's what you can have on your midget ball, a midget door, yeah, you've been in a long time, always a pleasure, many thanks greetings.