Charles Barkley Roasting Everybody (Playoffs Edition)!!!

Call me Carlos the idea that he tried to hurt that child I'm not going to live with that and now they're trying to complete this is the cold man give me a break man let's see if it's flagrant, let's see if it's the flag How wonderful, I'm like the man I've been kissed harder than that. We don't know about your sex life. What happens to Rudy Gobert when he got stung in the face? It amuses you, well, you have to mess with the beast on game day. I have to say it. this too the beasts are not a damn pet Ernie, yes, I'm not saying anything, don't come out, but what kind of what, how big, what made the bees become a pet?

Yeah, well, it's in a b-state state, they're not damned. NBA players, yes, there is no hobby for him, it is all about him with a tiger, he is not in the tiger cage, fool, bees are not a pet and first of all, God makes 30 million of dollars a year go to damn Acme. Acne is a supermarket Kenny Jet Smith is not with us tonight uh not anymore, they told us it was food poisoning. First of all, I'll tell you why he's lying. He just wants to respond for a couple of days at home. First of all, Kenny is a vegetarian asparagus CBE he ate those black bean burgers there is no way that shit can make you sick it could have been some hard tofu tofu tofu is not a thing that is not a thing that is a thing oh man we've got you covered it's the game folks Championship Ernie Johnson son came home have a good game tonight son hey hey I'm proud hey Alex Caruso don't forget your headband son don't forget your headband okay uh Villanova nation goes you We're going to miss you, we're going to miss you and if you decide to coach the Lakers, let us know well Jay, uh, first of all, Jay, you're not that stupid, um, oh, you're not going to the Lakers, you're not taking a job where the players older than you know, KD says an army of producers against God is just another Tuesday, give me the god who's sitting at home with a play on Banner um, okay, no, I don't think I should bother you, I don't think It should bother him and it shouldn't bother him, oh, it bothers him, you know he feels Cindy, it's all this, uh, Rudy's friends at the Shack would lock his ass up, Mr.

Fruity Rudy, I'm with you, Rudy Kurt, stop it, yes, that rude one. Hey, I'm really going to eat some. some black roast chicken, it's going to hurt the kids in the stands blocking your shot hey before we go to break uh that's oh my god hey that actually doesn't look that bad oh oh uh that looks better than anything call me Carlos, okay, no. We don't want to see that, yeah, come on man, you better play an awesome game wearing that thing in the hood. We call this a punk movement now that they lost. My back hurts.

What happens if your back hurts? Get some freezing heat outside. You sit on your stomach all the time, your back will probably hurt, but that's just me, but let me tell you something when players don't respect you, that's a big problem. Shaq's right, well your teammates are like me, Amanda, this guy wants. to play basketball I know who I know who will be the starter Ernie, let me go ahead and say he will be a veteran big man not Paul Reed, but he will be a veteran big man. I just tweeted that DeAndre Jordan will get the start right, he's still alive for Philly tonight, yes, Doc Rivers had to answer questions about DeAndre Jordan and if he would start again in the second game, he said, it doesn't matter what you guys say, even If they don't like it, he's going to start.

Doc is starting to really irritate me, being sensitive, he played the guy eight seconds against Toronto, no, eight tenths of us, eight tenths of a second, he doesn't believe in him, Studio J in Atlanta, Ernie Johnson, Charles Barkley, Kenny, Jet Smith didn't notice. That was going to be traffic, what do you mean five o'clock, six o'clock, he thought he was going to be the only person on the road? He's fine, he doesn't have a siren, apparently not, we all know there's traffic, yeah, you. You're the only fool who didn't know there wasn't going to be traffic.

Traffic is not an excuse for being late nor is this meal. Parks when you are available. No, yes, no, no one gets tired of eating vegetables. It's not good, what are we doing? the breaking news desk at Charles Barkley hey Mike Brown loses this game the Sacramento Kings are firing him today hey Mike Mike Mike you better not lose this game you gotta go to Steve Courthouse tonight and catch a cold on that big reward for your work If you have a 26-point lead and you're only up by seven at halftime, you had to do some stupid things and in Minnesota, what is Timber Woods man?

They have a lot of talent, but they are dominant rocks, they only had one turnover. in the first quarter seven in the second quarter well, you know I was going to have fun with you, but man, I want you to go ahead and enjoy this clearly, him since I don't go out because they don't, their bodies don't. They look the same, they don't eat in the same places, what was their specialty by the way, chuckster, oh my god, music appreciation and what did they do with it? They played music and I said, I appreciate it, he gave me a hey, that wasn't your mystery college that was one of my classes my major that's what it is I think John declared yeah, I'm not declared I wasn't expecting to see how this basketball thing works. .

I love meanness. I like it, yeah, I have a couple of friends, okay? You know, oh, we worked with Penny White there, man, uh, okay, come here, get something to make some furniture, yeah, that could be Petty too sometimes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Curious Betty, yeah, I'd hit you the butt, yes, yes, yes, you would do that. king of the petty, what's up? You already know Richard Petty, the best of all time. Okay, so you don't own the word Superman. Yes, I do. The guy came out of the cape. What is he supposed to call him? A 610 black guy wears the cape.

He leaves the phone booth. We talk, we call him Aquaman, yes you are. I'm still with Elijah. He used to tell me this all the time. Can you get me some water? No, thank you foreigner.