Stop Trying To Give Birth At Disneyland

What's up, Greg? And welcome back to another episode of Please Stop Trying to Give Birth at Disneyland. Did you guys know about this? I just found out this is something women are

trying

to

give

birth

to at Disneyland to get a free pass for life. Don't do that, as I'm sure you guys know, because Disney is such a big company with so many adoring fans and they know that people love going to Disneyland, there are a lot of urban legends and lore surrounding the parks. Disney. You may have heard of some of the wackier ones, like there's one that, like Walt Disney's head, is like Frozen and is buried somewhere in Disneyland or something, or like Buzz Lightyear's head in the Toy Story ride or something, but today I wanted to dive into some of the urban legends surrounding the Disney parks, mainly the strange things that Disney adults do in the Disney parks, although some of these things are so weird I hesitate to call these people Disney adults, some of these things are a little I feel like I should call them something else these people are like Disney extremists or something.

Don't know. The first one like I said: women, women flock to Disneyland to

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birth

and get a free ticket for life, which is a bad idea. at first glance like please give birth in a hospital give birth where there are medical professionals around and not like a chipmunk and the worst thing is that obviously this benefit is an urban myth and does not exist this is not a real thing for women in labor They've shown up at Disneyland hoping their baby will be born there and they'll get a free ticket for life, but guess what that benefit is?

It is an urban myth and does not exist. It's important to note that this article is Australian, which is why they call the baby Bub. They're talking about a baby, they're not talking about a bottle of champagne or something. I'm going to go to Disneyland and give birth to a bubbly baby, which is also what I call farting. I just gave birth to a bubbly baby. As a veteran of the pregnancy game I know for a fact that the journey to motherhood is okay, it's a weird way of saying I've given birth before or I'm just a mother as a veteran of the pregnancy game so you have kids right ?

Yes, yes, it's true, I have done three tours during pregnancy. I've seen that you can't imagine the pain, the screaming, yes, I've heard that childbirth can be quite hard. Innocent lives are lost. Oh, what air raids! So many civilian victims. Are we still talking? about giving birth, yes, women in labor run to the gates of Disneyland in the hope that if their baby is born there, they will ensure a lifetime pass, so the article goes on to describe that there are people who have given birth I gave birth at Disneyland before and that people have I tried to replicate it and give birth at Disneyland and they got caught and it didn't go well.

I feel like the article is exaggerating too much by saying that women in labor are rushing to the doors of Disneyland like pregnant women have, as if the baby is already arriving. outside and they are pushing him in as if he were running to Disneyland, there is like a crowd of angry mothers banging on the doors in front of Disneyland, we must free our spawn, like taking a trip to the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction to do a birth in the water I feel like they are exaggerating a bit. I don't know if I would characterize it that way so you're probably wondering how this rumor started that Disney once gave a lifetime pass to someone whose The Baby Was Born at Disneyland, well I'll let this Tic Tock explain that today in history Disney's first baby was born at Disneyland.

Salcedo gave birth to a six-pound, ten-ounce baby girl on a bench on Main Street USA, right outside the Plaza Inn. Can you imagine visiting Disneyland as a family of two and coming out as a family of three? Oh yes, actually I can, but not because I'm giving birth. I'm going to kidnap Donald Duck, now you're my son, Donald, the perfect happy family. out of three husbands, wife and my uncle, Donald Duck, who I have had a gun pointed at for the last 16 years, four babies have been born at Disneyland and they have all been girls, but only one has her own Disneyland birth certificate , so it's possible not.

They have sounded significant, but that's how the rumor started: the first baby born there. Teresa got a birth certificate that was like a Disney birth certificate that says this is the first baby born at Disneyland and I guess she spread the word about it. I found out that this baby received some kind of special certificate and then people started assuming that, oh, that's a lifetime path, that baby got a lifetime pass and from that point on there's been a rumor of that if you give birth at Disneyland your baby will get a free lifetime pass so honestly if you are a huge Disney fan and you do this you won't even get a lifetime pass you still have to pay to go to Disneyland , it's just your baby that gets in for free and me.

Anyway, I feel like babies get into Disneyland free, it's just that real kids under three get into Disney World's four theme parks and two water parks for free. There you have it, you want your child to get into Disneyland for free. A better conspiracy would be to just pretend they are three for their entire lives, that could really work. The article goes on to talk about a time when someone tried to sneak in to give birth at Disneyland and hid in the bathroom while entering. labor until I guess the employees had to assure her that her baby would not receive a lifetime pass and then she said, "Okay, then I'll go to the hospital once they assured her that she would not receive a lifetime passport." she got out and accepted the ambulance ride to Western Medical Center where her baby was born shortly after.

I don't know about you, but it looks like she didn't pass the test. If you know anything about Disneyland, you know how great the cast members are there. all employees, all staff, all people in costume are trained to respond to each circumstance. It feels like you just entered the birthing experience at Disneyland and honestly, you didn't get to the end where you get the prize. It says that this discussion board The Laughing place has some funny forum chats about this topic, so I guess other people have been sharing stories about what happened on this forum, but when I clicked on it it turns out that it no longer exists, which sucks because I wanted to know more times this has happened, but honestly it's probably because of the best kind of sounds, like they're talking about something pretty sick there, you think you're going to go to a Disney forum and see people. talking about my favorite movies, Coco, but instead you see people talking about how I'm going to give birth inside Pluto's house, how I'm going to Disneyland and dealing with Goofy and then Goofy is going to be the father of my child and I'm going to give birth in a small world and have Elmer Fudd cut the umbilical cord.

Elmer is fun, a Disney character. I don't actually think he is, but he'll be there anyway and then my weird mutant and I, half dumb, half. a human child will both get lifetime passes, a free lifetime pass for my little monster passes, they aren't born at Disneyland, that's a pretty good statement, uh, yeah, I mean, I guess the way this is written makes It sounds like you might not get a free pass, but I don't know if it's worth a try, you might want to do it anyway just because I actually found a bit of discussion about this on Tick Tock and also a quick question about What prevents me from giving birth at Disney.

A world like Magic Kingdom on an Epcot ball ride. I think this particular Tick Tock is a joke, but the comments under this Tick Tock are actually very interesting. I went into labor at Disney, they didn't like it and people responded. asking her to elaborate and goes on to detail her experience going into labor at Disney and from her experience it seems that the moment someone starts going into labor at Disney, because of this conspiracy, the entire staff immediately turns around and they make it their top priority to get you out of the park and like going to a hospital to give birth and I guess sometimes they can be so hasty

trying

to get you out of the park that it seems rude, but obviously they are worried about your health, they don't want to either let this rumor grow that people who give birth get a free pass and it's also like people in sweaty mascot costumes are trying not to give birth to a baby because that's not their job so sometimes I guess it sounds like bad manners. but the funny thing is, from this woman's entire explanation, it seems like she didn't even know this urban legend existed, so in her head I'm guessing she broke some unspoken rule at Disneyland that she had no idea about and did the whole thing.

The staff of the happiest place on Earth turned on her in an instant, which is very funny to me. Hello, what can I get for you? Oh yeah, can I get a medium root beer? Please, oh, great, oh, great, another guy here to give her the balls. in root beer, hey everyone, this guy here is about to take out his big fat balls in front of everyone, in front of a group of kids, and put his balls in a glass of root beer, oh why what would that do? Play dumb I'm not playing dumb I'm dumb in this situation, you heard clearly that if you put your stupid balls fat, why do you keep calling them fat in the root beer at Disneyland?

You can spend the night with Minnie Mouse, oh. oh what no I just wanted some root beer it's true no it's an urban legend but no matter how many times we tell people it's not true we still have perverts like you coming to Disneyland asking for beer from the roots just to be able to put his stupid gift. Don't call them fat fat people, come on man, don't cry, I already am, why are you still selling root beer if this keeps happening? Well, because if you're into root beer, you actually get a free fast pass to Space Mountain, okay?

I don't want to put my balls in root beer and I definitely don't want in root beer okay I legit just want to drink some root beer oh sorry my bad man I didn't know that well that's literally what I asked for. So there you have it, ah, what is it? It's Walt Disney's head. You said the secret code, so here's his head. No, no, root beer. What I wanted was root beer. I wanted to drink root beer. So without a head, no. Overall, it's pretty disappointing that someone actually believed this. The first place in the world would Disney want to foster an environment where mothers come into their park, their theme park, to try to give birth, especially if they don't like billing the person who gave birth and saying, "It's okay." Well, here you are." The hospital's billing because it's Disney was a million dollars.

By now it should come as no surprise to you that there are some people in this world who want to spend every moment of their lives at Disneyland, especially the most precious moments of their life, and that is why you can also get married at Disneyland, let's take a look at some of The Craziest Places You Can Get Married in Disney World Starting at Twelve Thousand Dollars You can get married at Disney World's Haunted Mansion, but just like pregnant women trying to sneak into the couples, of course, they're also trying to cheat to the system and avoid paying to have their wedding at Disney, so they'll just like to sneak in with themselves, maybe a couple of family members, and a similar efficient person.

Have the wedding in a somewhat secluded area of ​​the park. Here we have an article detailing a San Diego couple sharing the secret story of their Disneyland wedding. Not many people can say they secretly got married at Disneyland's Sleeping Beauty Castle two years ago. Gabriel and Andrea were secretly married at Disneyland's Sleeping Beauty Castle two years ago. They had been saving for their dream wedding at Disneyland, however, when they started looking at wedding options at the park, the couple said the cheapest option was twelve thousand dollars. Instead, they decided to spend their life savings on a big move.

Honestly, so far I have no complaints. It was a very wise choice, so Gabriel and Andrea decided to have a secret wedding at Disneyland. The couple gathered the eldest daughter of Gabriel, an ordained minister, as a witness, and packed their bags for Disneyland for what they called a gorilla-style wedding. Now I don't know much about that. weddings I've only had one, but I know you generally don't want to have them gorilla style, like when we were planning our wedding, that word almost never came up. I don't think I could just picture them describing their wedding afterwards as Yeah, it was so romantic that we hid in the bushes for eight hours in the hot Florida sun wearing camouflage paint waiting for the crowd to calm down, you know, just waiting for The crowds and the shooting, the airstrikes, the airstrikes passed, then we went out and I.

I said yes, the happiest day of my life, here is my favorite photo of the big day. Now buckle up because this next urban legend is about to happen.get nasty literally this is disgusting like I said the most devoted Disney fans would probably spend forever at Disney if they could but maybe they can for years and years the Haunted Mansion has been home to an endless supply of myths and Disney legends, but the most frequent and persistent rumor about the attraction is that guests regularly scatter the remains of their friends and family within the attraction.

It's not true, although it is true, it is 100 true, yes, that is true and I don't want to criticize anyone's final wishes. I know that's a very personal thing, but scattering human remains in a public place is like people walking around and touching, please. don't do that or you know what I should say, you know, because I feel bad for people who are just trying to honor the wishes of their dead relatives or whatever, if you're still alive and you're watching this video and it will be on your will, please take it out, don't force people to do that in your name, honestly, I'm a little relieved that people are still scattering ashes, if only because there are so many different ways to get rid of them. a body, actually my grandfather's greatest wish was for them to rest at Disney.

Oh, how sweet, you're going to spread his ashes in the park. "It's not exactly the Haunted Mansion, it probably has so many human ashes inside it's not even funny," one said. Disneyland Custodian, that's the most disgusting thing, oh my god, don't do that, don't do that, please, people spread their loved ones' ashes in the Disney parks monthly. Can you imagine it's like being on an attraction and the person next to you is throwing away the ashes? Disney employees are literally aware of this too. They have to follow special protocols every time this happens. Custodians are accustomed to identifying and vacuuming these ashes.

I don't know why I was surprised to hear that they were vacuumed, of course they were. It's literally a human corpse, basically, of course, they get rid of it. People asking for this to happen to their bodies need to know this. They should know that some custodian who doesn't voluntarily work in a morgue or something like that will have to take charge. Also, this sounds horrible to everyone, if you're the custodian you have to suck it up, but if you're the person who just lost someone you care about, know that they're just going to suck it up, they might even do Look, they ask you to come to identify all the places where you scattered The Remains and then simply make eye contact with you while they vacuum it up, this is going in the trash, now let's throw this in the trash, now say Goodbye, so when you let them rest in the happiest place in Earth, you are actually condemning them to live forever in the most disgusting place on earth.

Yeah, that's a really funny joke and people will put them up as flower beds, bushes on the lawn. at Magic Kingdom outside the park Doors outside the park Doors they'll also put this anywhere you know outside the park Doors on the highway on the way home the McDonald's across the street Universal Studios anywhere it really doesn't matter I feel so bad Honestly, the employees who have to deal with this, that would be very scary, honestly, even as a customer, you know, honestly, I like to go to Disneyland once in a while, I think it's a lot of fun, but next time I go, I will be terrified.

I'm like touching human remains all the time, especially now that I know they put them everywhere. I'm going to eat a turkey leg and wonder if it's actually the leg of some guy you're most frequently scattered around the Haunted Mansion, which will be perfect if Ask Me, Okay, This Girl Is Actually A Little Interested In This , but now this whole ashes thing, which is not really an urban legend, has actually spawned urban legends as you can see here, have you heard of The Legend of Crying? boy in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland The Story Goes and the mother scatters her son's ashes without Disneyland's permission and you can watch him cry as you leave the spooky ride.

I wonder why he is crying, maybe because his ashes are in the void, maybe because he was a little boy and his mom spread his ashes on the scariest attraction at Disneyland. The mother said: yes, my son loved this attraction. Every time we got on, he screamed, cried and shook because he was so happy and excited. so I decided that this is the perfect place for him to spend the rest of Eternity in a ramshackle castle of pure Terror. What my dear little son would have wanted. In short, it seems to me that Disney is a giant corporation that owns all the media. property known to man has its dirty little fingers wrapped around people too tightly it's like you already own every movie and tv show do you really need people like begging to spend their entire lives in your theme park too but still with people scattering their loved ones ashes at Disney people trying to give birth at Disney just to get free tickets Disney is still doing everything they can to immerse you in their parks as much as possible so you never want to leave recently Disney opened the star Galactic Hotel Cruiser, which is a Star Wars hotel and experience.

I think it's like a two or three day long experience where you're in this hotel, there's a story you have to follow about what's going on around you. It looks very immersive and two beautiful. Honestly, it sounds great, but it also costs five thousand dollars and instead of Windows your room has a screen that just shows a video of outer space, so keep that in mind that you might go crazy while you're there. We're in this place with no concept of night or day, you just have to do the pre-approved Star Wars activities, there are Stormtroopers patrolling the holes at all times, it's like they wanted to build a Star Wars hotel but they built a prison.

Instead, I read some of the Google reviews about this hotel. It's only been open for a while so there's not much to go on and honestly there are a lot of five star reviews from people who apparently really enjoyed it. This review was really fun. This person gave it a rating of one out of five and said he thought the experience was fun, but not worth the price. There are too many missions to keep track of and you're always missing something they seemed to like. too immersed in the story and started to believe that they really needed to complete these missions, this sounds more like the review of a disgruntled employee who works on a spaceship, there are too many missions, man, there is too much to do, the hyperdrive goes to Failure and I need to fix that not to mention the first orders they give me in the neck trying to get me to reveal my comrade's location.

This place is stressful. I think it's my favorite thing I've seen come out of this Star Wars hotel. Is this apparently now-deleted ad for the experience that claims to form unlikely alliances in your own stellar Star Wars story? Apparently when you walk in you can decide if you want to be on the good side or the bad side, so this ad shows that holy. this place is metal, man, this is hard, it's crazy to me that you can choose to side with evil intergalactic fascists, basically you and your preteen daughter, Can Don, first order uniforms and betray one of your favorite characters , they trust Chewbacca. revealing his location and directing the first order directly to him, who will take him away to torture him and then eventually execute him, may be too immersive, we may start hearing people return and you'll say: How was your trip?

You went to the Star Wars hotel, right? and it will be like the guilt for my actions will haunt me forever, but I did what I had to do. Honestly, it was sick. I loved it and, honestly, I wish someone would offer to bring it. Yes, I probably would, yes, honestly, I'd like to go 100. I'd like to go, and as if living in an intergalactic prison wasn't immersive enough for you, very soon Disney will start offering even more of an experience. You may have seen an immersive and even less temporal experience. Disney recently announced their story-living initiative where they will basically build cities and their first test city will be built in the California desert.

I don't know about you, but this seems very creepy to me. I really don't know what Story Living entails. They are pretty vague about it in all the promotional videos. Disney's Story Living allows us to take advantage of what we do, the best world-class service. Such legendary storytelling and exciting creativity. The new company will enhance, extend and strengthen the Disney brand by allowing us to bring the magic of Disney to places you may have never expected, but I'm a little worried about living in a city where every aspect of your daily life is curated by Disney oh god I feel like we have a lot of chemistry together me too this has been great this day was so much fun I really haven't connected with anyone like this in a long time fantastic What are the chances that you will?

I would recommend this experience to a friend. On a scale of one to ten? How would you rate my performance? I thought you were genuinely interested in me romantically oh perfect so attend then I really opened up to you and you opened up to me. That's just part of the experience of living the story, it's Disney Magic, so that whole story you told me about how sad you were about having to release your pet into the wild because it had gone wild, that was the plot of The Fox and the. Bloodhound, what's wrong with you? Thanks for fighting the Disney love connection.

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