I Survived 300 Days in Minecraft Prison... *trapped*

oh that's cool oh my god that's amazing oh I don't know you I don't know how this happened but I'm in a tunnel what is this? What is this? What is this? It's like a supply closet. Okay, okay, okay, listen, I don't know how this super meat lasts so long, but this is amazing. Oh, I bet the keys to the helicopter are in the safe. Okay, what's this

prison

lunch calendar? Ladies. sarah wait this has to be the code wait it says that 1105 no no no no this is this has to be the warden's birthday which would be november november 12 yeah helicopter keys baby let's go these are the wildest looking keys that I have seen in my entire life.

Next, two-way radios, the two-way radios are here somewhere in the gym, this will be the best gym. I have seen beautiful gyms in my entire life. I used to pay, okay, shameless, but I used to pay 150 a month for the gym membership. I'm not bragging about it. Okay, I'm not even proud. I'm just saying I know what. It seems like a good gym, I mean, because I only work out at home now, so it doesn't really matter, oh, look at this van, dude, wait, wait, wait, okay, we've got a guard patrolling the hallway. Is it clear?

Oh no, he is. come back, okay, this is like getting too close every time, oh, come on, come on, radios, radios, radios, we're on the radios, bingo, two-way radios, guards in the radio room, time to take a break Come on, guys, guys. t-bone i got what you need boom helicopter keys and two way radio get back to yourself before the guards realize you're lost yeah captain t-bone day 287 we're almost there baby it's okay here no I can, I can't. I can't read this in front of the guard we have an escape plan we're going to disguise ourselves with the maintenance clothes we got from the gladiator arena remember when we did that little minotaur battle look at this but I can't let the guard see me I just need you Go how can I make you go?

Oh guard, come on, yeah, yeah, perfect timing baby, I'm bringing it all to you, okay, so here's the thing, listen well, so check this out, okay, we can't be. Wearing the gang headband, I don't know if this is going to work, oh what a dude, that was like mlg, okay, we can't waste time making the jump, baby, even though I'm in disguise, my experience bar is my experience bar. suspicious guard and the The closer I get to a guard the more it goes up and I think if it fills up completely they'll catch us oh nothing to see oh it's okay man I'm just the maintenance guy you know I'm just here to keep, brother, nothing. to see here now I'm going to go around you, yes I know it's dangerous to walk near the edge like this, but it's better than getting caught.

Nice weather we're having uh yeah same thing they're not very talkative to be completely honest with you. I don't know if they like me very much oh okay four two yeah yeah four three you got a lot of cake there okay I want you to go eat some cake okay I'm just going to go hold the helicopter Oh, bus boss. Friend's name is Frederick, here to keep, yeah these hatters, I'm just here to keep, what more do you want from me? Make it quick, he says, this is it, buddy, this is the escape, right here, look at that damn helicopter, I'm about to go in, okay, okay, so this is the control panel drill, oh, coming in to the generator matches the colors, oh this is so strange, cyan dispenser, yellow, red stone, yeah okay, so far we're good, white, black, gold, brown dispenser, let's go crazy. man we're out, does that mean it's done?

Oh the electric fence has been deactivated, ladies and gentlemen, it bores me oh yeah, oh this is it mate, this is amazing, these light bulb cutters work too well, it's some kind of sketch. Since I want to escape alone, I don't know how to fly the helicopter, but Johnny from the gang does, so we have to go back to our cell, oh, come on, man, okay, easy, easy, dude, uh, oh, this is bad , this is bad, I did it. Don't even try to escape what you're talking about, no, it took everything, they literally took everything, dude, wait a second, what if someone from my game sold me out guys?

Day 300 has officially been reached and we have two guards, not just one guard, two guards. now that they're looking at us what's going on what was that hello t-bone what's with the boys they're back in town preston we're escaping let's get out of here guys I've never been more excited to see you in my entire life let's go guys t -bone I love them even though they look a lot like hop you have to be twins or something oh my god he just oh he just gave me a baton I'm going to hit people with this come on oh this is so high energy oh look at that card , catch him, catch him, boys, go, why are you running away? what are you doing to help me?

Hello, no one else is okay, no one is helping me. Okay, each to their own, I get it, bring the guard, baby, get it, guys, you guys really. I really need to help myself here. I like how they just jump around doing nothing. They look like they're doing things, but they're not, although it doesn't really matter because these guards are such plugs, oh my god, this one. oh it's joe joe you watched me the whole time i took you out buddy how many more guards are there come on let's get out of here this will be the last one come on come on guys did i make a t-bone?

What do you mean by ankle locked? T-bone betrayed me. T-bone I'm sorry Preston, this is the end of the road for you. They will come for us if you come with us. Thanks for the help. No no. What do you mean you can't? just leave me here t-bone let me in let me in no hell guys come back don't leave without me you monsters