Ricky Gervais on Losing Weight | Animals | Universal Comedy

I know what you're thinking all that boxing training paid off. What was he doing? I mean, why did I do that? Don't know. Actually I did. I thought I would get fit and lose a little. of

weight

, but they are easier ways than getting punched in the face and that wasn't the hardest part, the worst part was that we had to have our own fat percentage, um calibrated in this, you know, the body, did it Did you see in the celebrity fit? club we had to sit in this little thing I laughed at rick walla when he had to do it and you have to and you have to sit there in your speedos and I didn't, it didn't make it into the final show but they were filming and it was so embarrassing that Grant Bowie came out with a eight percent fat, I came out with 25, which is more than I could actually vote for, but you know what?

While I came out with 60 fat, that's right, I looked at that, that's the same percentage of fat. like a pig scratching, no wonder he has low self esteem, being biologically similar to a pub sandwich, he shouldn't actually have low self esteem, I was watching I felt sorry for him, I thought they were trying. true, but he didn't want to do it, he wasn't playing at the end and finally they weighed him and let him know his

weight

and he weighed 31 kilos and he said: where's the surprise? what were you thinking? Did you do what you expected it to be and Rick Waller 10 stone and you've been doing a lot of filler?

Really, oh fool, but the next month he was worried he had gained a few pounds and left. I don't think so, I've hardly eaten anything, you have to have, if you eat more calories than you burn, you gain weight, it's as simple as that, that's what I mean, but I mean we're not fat. The American standards are correct, they're gold medalists, right? ? Some of them are different species. That thing on Jerry Springer, uh, Jerry Springer saves the fattest man in the world, look at that, and there was a guy who was 75 years old. amazing stone and he was like a mass on the bed it wasn't nice but he was like a little yeah she looked closer oh yeah he's a person you know what I mean he is and I know and you know, you say, oh, that's funny and then you start, I started to feel sorry for him because he was very worried and jerry springer had to crash into the wall of his trailer, I often took him to the hospital in a reinforced ambulance and he went, I don't want to die, jerry and it was quite Moving, but then no, it was, but I got over it and then I thought I should do it and then I thought when they weighed him one day and he said 50 stone, wasn't it?

That's a lot, I mean, yes, it is. It's quite, it's quite a lot for a human, you know, for what is essentially a land mammal, I mean, there must be a clue when he had to get someone else to read the scales when you appear on the artillery survey map, just let to consume energy, but they are people who make excuses there is no one with fat people we all eat too much in the west but he says that people say it is glandular it is not glandular it is not greed but admit it otherwise he says it is like they are big bones , yes, big bones covered in meat and sauce, occasionally I eat a three-piece candy because of your appearance, why do

animals

, huh, I hear you ask, well, I've always been fascinated by them from a young age, I mean anything that have to do with natural history and, um, this.

The show is kind of life on earth, the parts that David Attenborough left out, and he's in it, but he won't be around forever. I can if I start now soon, when he knows what I mean and it's getting very slow. planet thing that took him five years I'm on the BBC come on what is he doing? we've seen that half hour coming so I was saying I'm not pushing myself forward but I think well he's a bit of a hero of mine actually David when the blue planet is a hardworking genius and it took five years to make so I was happy when it was rewarded with a nomination at last year's innovation awards which it lost to Banzai.

Think about his little face, you know what I mean? I bet he was sitting there and Dickie burned it down with the producers and they go and the nominations are Blue Planet Banzai and the winner is as old as me, but he was halfway across the stage. I would never have had the panel after saying what do you mean by forbidden eyes what I showed a whale being assaulted we like the shaking hand man fair enough but there are over a million species of

animals

um and uh we have I have to be vague because we are finding new ones and ranking new ones every time I say I haven't, I'm not, no I don't need to go away and say they're all minors because he's ranked, I don't have him.

In reality, I have done very little to achieve this, but I have done nothing, but there are a million rights and, combined with plants, there could be up to six million species. There are 300 types of power. There are 800 types. triangular, not spider, just tarantula, there are a thousand types of bats. I don't think you need a thousand types of bats to be honest, but I think a lot of that is nitpicking. I think we could group some together. There are probably about eight types already. I guess that's the share of zoologists in Finland who get money for each one they find.

He has a grandmother. He found another one. Haven't you looked at what's a little longer yet? Look back. That's ok. Yes, chubby butt. Did you just feed a Pippa hit there? There are more species of fish than mammals, birds and reptiles combined and it is a very scary statistic at the end of this conference and it is a conference. At the end of this lecture we will lose two species of animals that I will not talk about. them, it's not worth it, it's wasted your time and mine, so let's move on, okay, oh, there goes one, okay, it's a nat, not the big one, oh not the panda, oh, all the pandas Oh, let's save the panda. don't shoot him we won't eat him we won't get cut we'll give him cash I mean he won't meet us halfway it's not fucking to be honest I don't know when he stopped doing that I I mean he's as evolved as anyone else he's been around for millions of years, when did it stop doing that?

I thought not dirty, I'm not that choice, well, there you're not, you're weird, we can't, no. I don't like it and well we've probably lived forever anyway we're goths you're not gods