Bill Engvall - Deer Hunting

so she wants to do some things together, so I said, "Okay, let's have an idea of ​​something we can do together, let's go

deer

hunting

, we did the whale watching, let's go

deer

hunting

." Bear Fair, well I knew this was going to be a mistake when we were driving to where we were going to hunt and we kept passing these deer crossing signs and my wife who is the smartest person I know tells me why they put those signs up . Deer can't read, no, but they do recognize. photos of themselves seen I put on camouflage pants I put on a camouflage jacket camouflage cap I have camouflage paint on my face I have a 30 ought 6 with a laser sight she is wearing a yellow jogger white tennis shoes and she brought her purse, I'm here to kill a deer she'll take him shopping so we go up to the stand and you hunters know what time of day I'm talking about man oh yeah it's the perfect time of day.

It's dark, it's early in the morning, it's cold, you're steaming with your breath muffled in the distance, you hear a turkey gobble as it wakes up for the day, a squirrel scampers through the dead leaves, it's the perfect time of day, a little quiet because in the dark. from our deer stand I'm hearing things like this, what are we doing? We're, um, we're waiting for the deer to show up. Okay, honey, you have to be very quiet. What time do they appear? Thank you. I don't know. I don't return the phone call to schedule the meeting.

I have to be there. There is a can of coffee. Oh, wake up, the sun has risen and in the clearing there are more than 10 points, well, 250. And I say, oh, thank God, you are. on the wall and this is what I heard oh, isn't it nice? He looks like Bambi's dad. You remember we watched that movie with the kids. Yes, I remember the movie. It was a caricature. Now please shut up. You're not going to shoot him. What do you think? I brought this gun to protect myself, like that deer could climb this tree and rob us, she goes crazy, he runs here, run, run, that's the only time I pushed a woman out of a tree, thank you.