Misinterpretations W/ Craig Ferguson

that's how it is so what did you do when you came out? Did you have any? Did you start acting right away or did you have to get another job and not? I had to wait in New York and save money and wait tables. You did that? Yeah, I did that, yeah, that's fun, yeah, that's fun, that's a great job, esp. I realized that if you wait tables at the fancy or restaurant, more sashimi will be there. Have you noticed that yes, absolutely, he says wow, yes, and he doesn't tip either, especially when you yell at them, well, yes, yes, but you know I have tits, so you do.

I have, I have, I have some good advice. I don't know. I'm just slowing things down for the person recording. for the hearing impaired audience IT is good, you know, English is not my first language, I don't know it right now either, ah, what about House of Pies? Have I ever been there? I have never been there. I would like to go. I love it, it's a wonderland of cakes, oh yes, another cake like meat pies, no, I don't want meat, my cake is really like that, you are many. I have known them for a long time and they like me in their hand. to encourage that, okay look, but I think it's time for you to go, oh we have to go, you've fought a lot in the movies, I've done my part a lot, I mean, you punish yourself and fight Klein OTT yo same, yes. like in that, there was a scene where you hit yourself and I hit and I, the blood is obviously fake but it's sticky, yeah, and there was all this fake glass around and it didn't end up being one of the big laughs and when I I got closer and there was all this fake glass stuck to the blood on my hand and I always gasped and it was totally by accident, have you ever had blood? a cut on your hand, yeah, I had my period where you know, I put my hand, let me, let me rephrase that punch that closes the middle of the Johnny Memphis, does he care to hear from you, yeah, well, you know actors say that It happened, well, no, you did it.

I know Dorothy Parker said scratch an actor, you'll find an actress, yes, there, yes, there you go, yes, no, no, a truer word. May I forget to focus on my accents so we're just concentrating, but you can come here any night of the week, honey, I'm concentrating softly, yeah, oh, yeah, you're at it again. I'm all for that, can you tell? the way no, I see it legally you say it again it sounds a bit like a bad word in English are you familiar with the word it sounds a bit like that where are you from? you ask me see exactly I know exactly it's a region it's quiet I'm going to answer the question now okay make cream Yes, right there, when you did that to my hand, your mood, that was, that was, I was thinking in a checkmate, other types of food, can you do jujitsu and yoga in such a state of shock? um, yeah, I can, I could do a good amount of those things, would you do it in your own life?

I mean do you have a yoke, our jujitsu, either of us, we're not, we're a combination of both. giulio ger like No, I mean it was a Jesuit Order aesthetic, oh man, I've been with you, yeah, I went the wrong way, I cut you off with a mess of problems, but I'll make finger guns, but rooting guns with fingers, that means I may or may not be sexually aroused. that will be given a secret signal to let everyone know that I'm actually sexually aroused if you know if I ever see you somewhere like Starbucks I'm naked and stuff and you think I wonder if he's sexually aroused if I go I will do so.

You identify with the people below, they offer you a service or UPS, those were relatively bosses. I don't look yet, but I've been both up and down. I didn't mean what you want to say, that wasn't exactly what you wanted to say that the robbery didn't, in fact I did the laundry and had dinner at the high table you haven't been to Scotland or I've been to Scotland I went to the Island of Skye oh that's so close oh my god that's a view it's so beautiful there yeah yeah it's okay every time I think of yeah that's true and we'd know oh my god well I was there for summer too so it goes on all night and I was thinking about drinking but then I was having coffee at the star. bite, I'm sorry, but it's useful red hair anyway, yeah, okay, there you are, then no, your summer would have been like that.

Wow, that's like Jay Leno being a fly. I'll be back in eight months. He said I can never get rid of her. he kenya