Ralphie May stand up in Iraq (from just correct CD)

but has lost 57 pounds. I'm getting very nervous. This last song is the best of all. It's very special and I think it means a lot to what you're all doing here because you'll see that we're all allowed to be. different, you know, phones or whatever stereo we want in America, but we're all still Americans at the end of the day and that's what you, seriously, that's what we owe you a million thanks for because you are incredible, so this. The song is a little sentimental because it goes back to a time when we were all equal because we all come from that same beautiful and special place, so here you don't have much to learn, so I want to be my father again, son. it's

just

a sperm because we're the same there's not much to say no matter your race or religion II we were all

just

mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise we were all just mayonnaise that sucks I want to listen to everyone okay we can do this because we were all just mayonnaise permission to no fail 23 chromosomes and a whore's tail me because we were all the same Conception was huge we were all just food so look at the sperm that is next to make the most of what life brings well Easter not your mother's egg left on a pillow with wings, come on, that's better mayonnaise or maybe you prefer the miracle, this is great, Gaudi and he had no taste, there's Tarko, it's furniture and our, oh, what is this, would you get this?

A Mexican changed my green, yellow and turquoise red furniture. Oh that's cute bro, hey what's cute? Oh, and they told me before. I'm sorry if I heard someone with delicate ears. I told myself you can't say that f-word when he was taking mortar fire in Kirkuk, it was Didn't we adjust to that? What the hell was that funny? He just simplified it and made it all enjoyable. You know, you're on fire, the shits that come around here, getting RPGs and they're ambushing you, it's one hundred and forty-two degrees in uniforms back to the vehicle you're driving in there, somewhere like 3,000 degrees outside, there's something new in case you don't know because I've been away for rich people in the United States and they want what they have to do it's them so it's my life you know everything I feel guilty I want to do something to improve my life girl we should protest you have completely right stupid girl hello if that crater stayed here derp we should go protest come on, repeat my dad's expedition these are the same hypocrites who two years ago were protesting against the paper companies for cutting down trees to make paper no, you can't cut down this tree, it's a magic tree, you can't do it, there's an elf there who will help you three dwarves and a crackhead throw a ring into a volcano not for paper and now these hypocrites are marching in the streets of big paper sides toc knock who's there cruise missile well, you know, all over this country look at the nice big 7-eleven at the training center I hate everyone else, okay, that went to zero, if your name is hell, you you defend and I will defend the whole house, okay, supposedly threatening st.

Louis are going to blow up st. Louis, well, let me tell you what the last mistake they wanted was: blow up New York, get the military involved, take over a couple of countries, blow up San Francisco. You and Louis interrupt the Budweiser distribution exactly 30 minutes after someone before you, man, so support me so that people here who would never have been there don't think I'm okay. It was the strangest thing that has ever happened to me. Comedy wise, I was walking down the street, okay, I turned a corner and I got hit by a baby elephant.

I'll show you love. I was walking down the street, I turned the corner and a baby ran over me, a baby, the strongest sense of smell in the animal kingdom. I didn't know that while we were face to face the elephant took its trunk and placed it in my crotch and I breathed in and I experienced a joy, I was upset because I was only upstairs so I was in the city like if I see a missile coming I give it a second it will pass over me we have been surprised since we got here who started to show the country we have been in the heart you know and we've been surprised how many times we've heard people come up to us and tell us they appreciate, guess what guys, I hate to break it to you, you could never appreciate us as much as we appreciate what you do for our country, you know we're people who make a living , knows? with the right that you are here defending, you know freedom of expression and you are bringing democracy to these people, it is mind-blowing, they have no idea that it is so good that they are fighting with you to keep it away because I can't under

stand

it, what you are doing here is fantastic and don't worry about the people at home, the people at home.

I've been announcing this for three weeks, it's been on my website and I've been announcing it after shows and on TV. I've received literally thousands and thousands of emails, all conveying the same basic message, tell him we love him, we want him to do it. his job, we want him to come home, that's the place, that's what playing to see is all about, you know? any fruit, yeah right, that's really, that's the truth, the truth, get any free after he said it's not free. I had to go sit down and started crying because he's right, it's not free.