My Experience With Smash Bros (Parody)

Wow, I got Super Smash Boys for half price just because it was used. I wonder why anyone would return it. Well, it's time to open this sucker. I don't need a manual, yeah, let's play now. We can even aspire to parks at a distance. nameless apostille there this tour chickens the cold of the night searches your soul and reawakens the uncoupling what and Brian crushes guys oh my god I am and look I'm link hahaha oh there's another fighter maybe he'll be friendly hi Ness I'm Bryce I mean a link and it was fine, idiot, you leave me no choice but now, oh, it's Ganondorf, forget about trying to talk, let's fight a crushing attack, there's no way he can reach me from there.

I'll just stand there and wait for him to finish and then I'll swoop in with a... okay, I'm getting tired of getting killed. The next fighter I see will be destroyed and I refuse to be hit again. I can't move, you don't belong in this world, get ready, oh it's piranha. plant well, at least he's on the other side of the stage and there's no way he'll be able to reach me in a million years. I mean, come on, that would be so ridiculous. I'm so angry right now. The next person I see is getting uh oh it's a Pichu I haven't been killed yet that must mean he's safe and I can finally get out of here uh I'm out of the game yeah you.