Big Fat Quiz Of The Year Marathon | 2012 & 2013 Full Episode [4K] | Absolute Jokes

between 1939 and 1945 during what art historians call Hitler's period of wrath. Boris Johnson was revealed to have a love child this

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Boris has had a series of affairs with women or as they are known Boris bikes everyone was worried about the false widow spider this

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of course the worst thing being bitten by a poisonous spider is that you're probably Australian, okay, let's have some questions about the scandal. Our first question comes from a Muppet performance artist and self-described weirdo, the great Gonzo, yes, hi Jimmy, I'm Gonzo, one of the stars of our new movie Muppets Most Wanted and you know, it's a world class swamp diver. and performance artist I've been to some nice places, including this place, but none are stranger than the streets of Kingston Pon TS, can you tell me what unusual object Tim's water crew found in a sewer under those same streets?

The great Gonzo wants to know what was discovered in the sewers beneath Kingston in west London in August this year. That's true. Okay, this year in B. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford faced a number of controversies, most notably being filmed smoking crack, but how did he defend himself when he was accused of making sexual advances on a colleague Jack and Jonan What are you sitting back laughing? Let's have a cigarette later, okay, next step is strictly for superstar Sophia Alis Speer. Hi Jimmy, well I wore some fabulous outfits when I was on Strictly, but I wasn't the only one dressing up in September, a mysterious costumed figure got over 196,000 likes on Facebook, sparking a tabloid frenzy to try and unmask him .

Can you remember who he is? So Sophie wants to know which mysterious figure each one is. I wanted to unmask this year what serious figure everyone wanted to unmask what mysterious figure everyone wanted to unmask mysterious figure there is a mysterious figure who carries everyone who wears a mask maybe it's the cube person is it John Merck no John Merck not okay John MCC ? It wasn't John MCC or John Merck, the next question, in what unusual place did a rose garden of 14,000 appear this year? Is it like a really fancy accident black spot? So, Rose G, where have you seen roses this year that you thought were notable?

You got it, what's up sister? Do you have this? I have no idea. I'm thinking, oh, that's a peculiar place for Roses. Finally, the one and only Harry Hill. Hi Jimmy, I've been asked a question. asking you as if it was one that occurred to me in August this year, photos taken at a zoo in China's Henan province, we didn't make a splash, but can your teams tell me why? Hello, he is enjoying Christmas. Alright? Get some answers The great Gonzo asked you what was discovered lurking in the sewers beneath Kingston West London in August. Anyone understands this.

Yes. Danny D. St. tights is not the correct answer. What did you get? There is a giant ball of fat. What did you do? get now Richard wet white clothes and a gallon of Canada-sized grease water, not Canada, a gallon of gallons, well, you're

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ly right, it was the grease, a chunk the size of a frozen boy's bus and wet wipes found floating in the sewer where Is it now the night route to Trafala Square? I asked you how Toronto Mayor Rob Ford defended himself when he was accused of making sexual advances toward a colleague. Did anyone know we said he's in control?

That is the correct idea. No, Richard drew a blurred line. He didn't know she wanted to have sex first, they were like you, you said you could say let her eat her and he was like never before. I got all I can eat at home like I was

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. That's 100% correct, let's take a look. to him defending himself oh and the last thing was um Olivia gond saying I want to eat her gond. I have never said that in my life to her I would never do it. I'm happily married. I have more than enough. to eat at home, thank you more than enough, that is relentless.

Okay, Sophia Spector asked you what mysterious figure everyone wanted to unmask this year. Jagging man, okay, what did you do? No, Richard, he put Cojack, who doesn't even wear a mask. Why is it so difficult to unmask him? Bravo Kristen, you got this. We said the Northampton clown and that's the correct answer. Yeah. Basically, they created a website called Spot Northampton's Clown and then posted clues about where he would be, oh Jesus. no kids shoes ok next answer I asked you where a rose garden worth £14,000 turned up this year did you know yes yes she wears tights D that's not not the case Dar Kristen I guess the tube because , what a happy thing for the tube that would really cheer him up no, Richard, did you understand this?

I put David Cameron's back was so close to Gaga's head it's actually Cheryl Cole's backside yes it is oh of course yes but how do we know her backside hasn't been in Danny D's? leggings can you imagine on a hot summer day the problem she has with the green fly the roses look burnt they look like burnt roses they are very dark isn't it maybe she was trying to blow the apids off we are really getting a wide view of her butt and finally, Harry will ask how photos from a zoo in China's Hanan province ended up going viral.

Did you know they were building boxes for pandas to have sex in? in we filmed on Channel 4 p in boxes having sex is not the right answer Kristen um, you go with your head down, yes, yes, they replaced the animal or they didn't have animals, so they put dogs in the cage instead of pretending to be lions. All that, dogs were a good man so you could be like you when you were a kid, you could be amazed and have a nice trip to the zoo. No, Richard, what did you get? Oh, we have dog costumes, lions, okay, let's take a look. this is the lion at the Hanan Zoo in China, it looks more like a bear there, let's take a look at the side of a real line so you can see in case you've forgotten what a line looks like oh Jack.

Jack, I think I have a joke for you. I don't know what kind of dog that is, but I think it might be a shih tzu, okay, let's check the scores. Jack and Jonathan have 10 points. You, Goose, okay, no, and Richard is 26. Christen and Dar are 28, right in the lead. Okay, so there are a total of eight points on offer here. so anyway there is no chance you can come back for the prize there are 18 points for this final question okay we are looking for three things the best selling single of

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the most watched television event of

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and the best selling game of 2013 and all you have to do is get all three right and you'll get an extra bonus of two points, two points, so it's the best-selling single of 2013 according to the official charts company um, the most watched television event of 2013.

The game best seller of 2013, okay so two points for each and two extra points if you get three of them, it's actually between Christen, Dar and Nolan Richard, here we are having a fight, you have a domestic dispute, yeah, so one more answer from you. and then we come, this is it, ladies and gentlemen, this is the final question, don't worry, okay, let's see what everyone has, let's, let's go to Jack and Jonath, you have the biggest song. A single blurred line. BL might have the wrong name. the next one, Dar, does some math. Math is huge, it's my favorite math program and I didn't agree with it.

The last one, but he argued with me. The best game. Boggle's year is a good G. It's Dar. You have G. Dous. We have chosen Get. Good luck to da punk, since the most important thing is that she doesn't agree, what do you think are bloodlines? Do you think they are bloodlines? Yes, photo, that's what I did. I went to give myself a pen. Anyway, I'll leave you with the big for the Got Talent finale of br and us for GR florido five yes, okay and no, Richard, bloodlines, bloodlines, Prince George, Prince George, the television event, yeah, me, neither, okay, yeah, and that part with the reporter, that part is the biggest, sure, okay, well, I can definitely tell you the best-selling single of the year was Blood Lines Holla, that's right, honey secondly the biggest TV event of the year was of course Wimbledon the final they have been in terms of viewing figures but not for mine ok the best selling game was Grand Theft Auto 5 Bogle, so let's take a look. and look what they did for the final scores Jack and Jonathan got 12 points.

We have joint winners. Dar and Kristen and Nol and Richard scored 30 points. You have to share the first to share these winners. Thank you so much to our amazing panel all our special guests thank you for watching I'm Jimmy car this has been the big Christmas Eve of 2013 when he