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Remember my half-brother Fabián, oh yes. Yes, he has also gone a little overboard, but when he gains weight his nipples simply get very long and we press, yes, of course, so did Jimmy buy you a box of ter or not, no, I ate them , um Suzie, well, you have your can. Same problem right now um Rachel's got your lovely little dart board there oh yeah, I've eaten quite a bit of that too um surprisingly more um so actually, what are you forgetting about the present? I thought we could do a bit of a traditional parlor game, okay? is the one where you get your half brother to hide a box of dates under a flap of skin the first person to discover it wins is to hide a box of dates under a flap of skin really a traditional Christmas P again well it has to start somewhere, isn't it?

Actually, yeah, John and uh. David, if you want to join me, how fabulous, if you want to hide the box of dates under a flap of my skin, I don't know where it's hidden, I have no idea, have you hidden? okay, remove the screen, okay Jimmy, okay, time to try to find a box of dates hidden under a piece of skin. Start now I don't think they want to, why did you take it out? My butt eats an onion. Are we 32? points yes oh yes yes yes 100% yes oh my gosh I'm so excited that we're going to win and we're going to get the Unicorn gift.

I told you it was our time Joe Joe, your time starts now yeah, hold your nose. Wait, you have to be faster, hold your nose, it will be like an apple, stop laughing, Joe, quick, we have to put it in and then spit, push it one and then spit it out, put it in Jo Joe, two points, I'm afraid. You didn't finish, so no points, but it was really fun to sweat so much that you had my back. I swear to God, I'm going to tear this place down. Otherwise I think the mistake was the onion you had before we went out, oh god that was it. painful and I'll check the bins, yeah okay Joe I'll give you a point don't smell it in your mouth he hasn't been invited on the show but he showed up anyway it's Joe Wilkinson he's beautiful hello Joe How was your Christmas?

Shit, it was shit. I'm having a pretty big dinner and it turns out that when I gain weight it falls on my butt, which seems unfair. He had a couple of stuffer bows. I don't want any filler buns, buddy, look at my ass, look at it, look at it, what's going on with Fabio's shorts? He also had a great dinner and it turns out that when he puts on a little weight, it gets into his knob and balls. Beautiful truck R. I thought while I was here I could play a quick parlor game, oh lovely, okay, yeah, bring the, I can probably already guess what parlor game we're going to play.

It's the parlor game where they shoot me out of a cannon and the teams here have to guess how many. Audience members are unconscious or seriously injured God I'm sorry Christmas SC yeah let's play a parlor game come on let's play nice so Joe is getting into the cannon so read John how many of our stud of the audience do you think they will be knocked out? unconscious uh I'm going to go 49 I'm going to do the tactical jab and I'm going to go 10 Joe are you ready I'm ready Jimmy okay faia there's the parlor game like the fuse well that went well yeah my butt is rubbing against the side yes we are, yes my butt is holding me back, yes we need a little bigger Canada, it

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Hey Joe, oh Jimmy, what have you been doing with Joe? Well, you know, um, I was, um, I got fired at the end. from the last series so I've had quite a bit of free time and as you can see I've been cloning myself, you've been cloning, how have you been cloning yourself? Oh, it's pretty easy, you just need a little. lighters and a lot of fur. I've made about 200 of them and uh, they're all pretty. I can't do it right. They'll come out a little bit wrong like I like this I like this um but unfortunately it has 11 nipples okay Joe how have you been Joe?

Oh, sure, Jimmy, yeah, sure, have I been a friend? You know I got fired in the last series, right, idiot, and I found it quite annoying, so much so that I, um, Ran away to the circus How's it going at the circus Joe? It's true. I mainly collect elephants. Nobody asked me. I find it very Rel Joe. What have you been doing traveling back in time a bit? What is it like to travel in time? okay the only downside is it shrinks your horse okay joe you look a little different yeah i started wearing a faet hi joe okay jimmy oh god im sorry i shouldn't drive low the effects of alcohol, oh my god.

Why are you here Joe? You're not, you don't work here anymore. Oh yes yes. God, you're as dumb as a pig, aren't you? You shouldn't be smoking. I left my there early um um, I'm doing a bonus round Jimmy, but we don't have a bonus round, do we? It's time to say hello to Joe Wilkinson everyone, Joe, why do you have a bunch of people with you? Oh yeah, I got promoted again. Now I am fine. I'm like the tour guide, the

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in the middle of the tour, let's go through all this. I showed them the laboratories.

I showed you where Rachel gets drunk before the show, so now the studio, so ask if you want. two two points of interest uh, like Shan, that girl, that's John, he's sexually active now, believe it or not, and that's Jimmy. I don't know why I bother, they don't listen, that's Jimmy, he's not actually real, he's remote controlled here, he controls it with his control, what do you want to do? Do you want Jimmy to wave with both hands and say? I have been a good boy. I have been a good boy. I have been a good boy.

I have been a good boy. Sorry Joe, you guys gotta go, we gotta get on with the show mate, can I get on? So, this time, let's go for Doty, she's the

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