Transformers: The Last Knight - Cosmonaut Picture Show

Some shots and they are not wide. The other shots make sense. What's happening, this isn't even funny to you guys, yeah, if I'm making fun of the making of the movie, it's not funny yeah. my copy of the movie I'm going to edit this into doesn't have these weird aspect ratio changes, we're going to have to reshoot the whole thing, yeah it won't

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, so know that every other shot changes the aspect ratio for some reason Hogwarts joke comes in now this is the most British like this is Michael B strange British quirk is like I think I know everything I need to know about the United Kingdom, yes, they will take her to a magical land.

First she receives a letter saying that you have been invited and that her life has changed forever. Oh, beautiful, I'm very curious. I am so curious. To see if it's okay with these people I really need to know. I'm so fascinated by this like I'm really so obsessed with analyzing whether it's in this movie or not again, why does the aspect ratio change between shots? ripping my head off it's driving me crazy it reminds me that I'm watching a movie I'm not immersed at all they only had two cameras they only had two cameras and they didn't change like the settings on any of them? them, what's going on, I don't know, I don't know, it's driving me crazy.

I'm going to lose my mind. Will I take his head? Tempting lady, but um, did UNC say anything to you? I mean, I have to imagine it. he probably got tea time wrong oh yeah yeah, he probably called them biscuits instead of biscuits, he probably said crisps, that's the clock that killed Hitler, don't screw it, that's the clock that killed the coup, right? How long have the Transformers been around? What the hell? You're going through this too fast when I first need to look at this. I need to know if the Transformers built the underground railroad.

I need to know what's happening right now. What's going on? This is too slow. down s Wiki your father was a member your father was a member of wit wiki was Sam Whit Wiki related to Merlin related to this lady if Merlin is the ancestor of Stanley Tucci's other character that means he is also related to Sam wait wait wait what's happening Here why I can't wait wait why what's happening now we in World War II just said the bumblebee helped take out Hitler I'm looking forward to it happening I feel like this would have come up much sooner B yeah it's so nice behind the lines during the war they called him a lot of nice things he was never one of them no no no no no no no because I've seen bumblebee.

I've seen the movie and this is not canon when this movie ends in complete destruction. from the known universe then you'll understand the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reboot because that's what's going to have to happen right now it can't be Canon that this happened at the end of Evangelion Bay This just really makes anthropologists and historians look like idiots because they never realized realize this Yes, you know, yes, no, what I understand from all this is that humans were never really in control of anything. The humans never paid attention. The humans didn't even get anything at this time.

Legend held that one from

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night would one day be chosen to fight him. it's the

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night I thought the last night would be Optimus Prime but no it's Cade the legend of last night Jager It's like Star Wars the title is meant to baffle you why he is the chosen one qualities of a

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purity of heart Courage honor virtue Integrity me I have those he American I we have met we have met this man he does not have any of these qualities he is not pure of heart he has rage he has many sins in reality he is the last descendant of Merlin here on Earth and as such you are our last hope, the Merlin's last descendant, she's the last night, wait, wait, wait, so Sam Whit Wiki is Merlin's descendant, where is Sam right now?

He is dead? Sam is like in a hole somewhere no matter what's going on anymore. Up there you're going through the photos behind, just tear it up, smash it. What's wrong with this guy? I thought he was pure of heart. Patient Noble finds a room. He starts to destroy enough. Just tell me now. Shut up, he's having fun. I appreciate it like everything. The actors are simply told that they know everyone in the series is a funny guy, so do whatever you want, as Unicron will one day raise his horns to fight the crazy goddess Quintessa, she will end what I won't, I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know why I don't know, I don't know why he made that move, get out of my way, move, get out of my way, oh Lord, I understand the plot is that we need to find Merlin's staff, yes. I just don't know why there had to be so many different little moving parts to do that and this museum is closed for eternity all of you boys and girls out of the submarine now out of the submarine now having so much fun. I like this character Hopkins. He's still doing the goofy, crazy Michael Bake character, but the fact that it's him makes it funnier.

Oh, he's going to make food. He beat those fish. Why is it sushi or is he cooking it? You shouldn't, you shouldn't. cook down here with your limited oxygen Boom, the candles shouldn't even be lit, not at all, it doesn't go out with a wick, yeah, but um, they're all extinguished, not all, they're not extinguished yet, that implies Sam is dead , what is it all? the bright blue water, this just hasn't been discovered, it's cool, every inch of land we've seen in this universe has a dead transformer, why are you here? I don't understand what you're good for, they want the

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off the planet they made to deal with Megatron Megatron wants the staff and he claims that he'll go home if he gets the staff.

The military is stupid enough to believe Megatron, the man who blew up Chicago twice, they are accepting it. We're taking him at his word, they'll help him attack Kade Jagger, possibly kill him, kill him so they can leave the planet because the military wants the robots gone. K Jagger knows that it is his destiny as the last night to acquire Merlin's staff. and save the world, that's the tradition, okay, why wait? What's that? Oh wait, this would completely alter our planet. Oh sure, you can't just break the surface of the Moon if we didn't have enough.

We have more plot, the moon will crash into the Earth and all our heroes are in the ocean again and it looks like they are on Skull Island like the pressure of the hollow Earth, yes they shoot, yes why is there so much? fire for some reason the last place you would expect to see R small random fires is underwater in a place no one has been in for years. What's really shocking is that we're about 2 hours into very, very little Optimus Prime in the final Transformers movie. What if Uncharted and Tomb Raider work together to save the human race from Megatron?

Basically it's basically Nathan Drake and Lura Croft in an ancient Cybertronian ruin finding the corpse of Merlin played by Stanley Tucci. The meters are going crazy. I have thermals everywhere. Like someone was lighting a lot of fires, no Merlin, what are you good for? I'm here to protect this I'm here to protect things after they take them oh it's because she's because she's a Wiccan meets Sam Whit's cousins ​​daughter Wiki roommate, it's written that the love interest of the new actress SL will have the power to shape the world, except when the next movie comes out, everything will be worse again oh oh no, Nemesis Prime, no, this is not your main, give me the human staff.

I will do that. kill you said his catchphrase I'll kill you and I love that he's supposed to be evil Optimus says he's said that in every movie it's okay in my shirt pocket his little pocket what part of the truck is that's his cup holder Who are we fighting? What is bumblebee fighting? This should have been a more epic moment. It should be given more weight. Can we see the robots fighting? Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm glad you heard the movie. Can you say that more often? I think he hears you this doesn't even look good look oh my god it looks bad it looks bad I'm bumblebee your oldest friend he can talk bumblebee your voice bumblebee I haven't heard it since Cybertron fell isn't that true uh literally not true bumblebee No I've heard your voice since the first movie now you're going to watch the Earth die Warhammer is still here what are you doing oh my god you chose the wrong side The Guardian Knights are going to kill me, funniest line I've ever said.

I'm going to attack you with my sword not like King Arthur would have wanted he has Excalibur Mark Walberg Excalibur this movie is hilarious they just don't make it like that anymore I love this what do you think those guys were talking about holy shit? look at that down there I love this movie The world is dead by the way like oh Jesus, yeah, it's a little late, the world is dead, yeah, it's already colliding, it's just that the moon is not right, it's us, the planet is destroyed. I love it here, he's like oh that's him, he walked all the way here damn that looks up.

Trust me, that's good right there. God, Lois, I'm telling you, Ted, so we have a

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of Anthony Hopkins looking at a post like an apocalyptic robot, okay, Anthony. Look up and act like there are a bunch of birds going crazy. What are you going to do? They can't, they can't feel it. He doesn't know what's happening. No way, Hopkins is down there. I caught it. In the crossfire, miserable human, no, he didn't even know what happened, he wasn't even looking, he was, he was lost, no one knows he was there, why won't they even know how to look for him?

Why does he love to kill people like that? That was the most fun there was with TJ Miller and what fun that death was. I had a moment. You did nothing. They shot you in the street like a dog. Megatron. You're up there man, weirdly ceremonious death for this guy, I really felt like Michael B was saying, "I can't afford to keep him on set anymore. I'm going to crush us. Get that ship to clear the crush zone now. Crush zone "Yes, the Crush Zone up there." the script from 8 years ago that really doesn't look good, no it looks like Michael Baay has my window screen saver on, oh my god this looks great so they're literally going to rake the planet.

What do they hope to do? Guys, you still have normal weapons. Have your weapons ever killed a Transformer? Have you ever been down with an h? Imagine that just by blowing your ears off, oh my God, the last thing you hear is falling with the Dog, he's dead. for the rest of your life, infernicus transformed, these are getting stupider, it's been a joke since the first movie, like the names of The Dumb Transformers, yeah, and I love it, it's never changed. Did you forget who I am? Forgot who you are anime pose with? the sword S I want to see a cooler fight, yes I want to see a cooler fight than that, but okay, I'll take it.

I'm Optimus Prime and I'm coming. What are you doing? Are they going to kiss for the explosion? Oh. yeah, uh, oh my god, Optimus Optimus has this weird tactic in these movies where if he has to save someone, he attacks the rubble and explodes into a million pieces, whatever the problem is, he forces his body to do it. . Yes, you were once brothers. I'm Optimus's pride and I'm coming oh my god that was good yeah you have to find a different way to kill him every time that's great my hand this is so dumb so long so stupid it was like a sting like a bee. my arm for that shot because I got goosebumps from how embarrassing it was I think I'd rather Bumblebee not talk hey a truck this is so dumb.

I sure miss seeing the truck just running you're faster than the truck apparently yes there is a planet Being thrown to Earth right now doesn't matter if it's not going to blow us up anymore it probably still would it's still up there but Now our worlds are united as one. I don't think that's a good thing, so now you can't. kick us out this is a really weird ending yeah cybertron is now connected to earth so you have no choice we live here now there's more to this planet than meets the eye oh he said what im optimus prime and me .

I'm going, so there's only one belly button, yeah, okay, I'm sure it won't matter, that won't lead to any conflict, well, that was fascinating, it's exhausting, while this trip ends and Michael Bay is gone, we still have more Transformers movies. so that our work never ends transforms