Try Not To get cancelled Colin and Che edition | 'OFFENSIVE JOKES' | weekend update @SNL

It's to keep it fun, light, no one is going to get

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, no one's families are going to be threatened, you know, have fun, I'm sure we'll see, why don't you go first? Doctors in Iowa have confirmed a canine disease that can be transmitted. to humans it's okay, I'll use a condom, it's okay, an obese monkey in Thailand named Godzilla has been sent to a special weight loss facility. The officer realized that the monkey was overweight when a group of black men kept flirting with him. How racist you are. i'm going to get myself killed oh god nigerian president muhammadu bhari for the first time denied months-old rumors that he had died and been replaced by a doppelgänger from sudan.

Look, not even Africans can tell black people. It's just that it's very complicated. It's something like this. how you feel about Colin Jo oh no no no no no no I love Colin I'll say

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ly you never had sex with me you could have the cure for cancer 96-year-old German woman who was a secretary in a Nazi concentration camp has been freed from his detention is now safe in the custody of his grandson, what's up Michael, wait what are you doing? An

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function. Wow, this is SNL and Grandma, if you're watching go to bed, a new report finds that as people move. formerly wild areas of Africa human activity is disturbing chimpanzee culture, by the way, chimpanzee culture is also what my grandfather calls hip hop, why wouldn't he have said that?

Do a split screen of and Steven Miller for a second, you have to do that Audience for a Round of applause: who do you think Hitler would like to be friends with Steven Miller or Colin Nixon? Joe is not my medium, just a substitute teacher in North Carolina resigned after she reportedly told a class of elementary students that Martin Luther King Jr. committed suicide in his defense, he is the one who decided to continue talking about why a church in Massachusetts has created a nativity scene that comments on the immigration debate by placing baby Jesus in a cage where he belongs.

A new report shows that Hurricane Florence was the wettest. In history, the previous record for humidity was set on Magic Mik's opening night. Pope Francis ended a Vatican Summit promising that the Catholic Church would confront clergy sexual abuse head-on rather than in the usual face-down, butt-up fashion. Las Vegas is opening a pop- open a vaccine site in a strip club and don't worry, the strippers say the vaccine is a lot like Michael Chay, very fast and you can barely feel it. I know we've had a lot of fun reading racist

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that Michael writes for me, but since our country is already divided enough, I'd like to use my platform to say something that everyone, of all races, can agree on.

Woody Allen is innocent, he did nothing wrong, the police are being investigated after a video surfaced of them using excessive force on a homeless black man accused of urinating in public, but I say, great, great job keeping our streets clean, guys, yes sir, whatever the police do is fine with old Mikey Chay. Warner Warner Brothers is producing a new movie in which Superman is black. and a black Superman actually makes a lot of sense when you remember that Superman was abandoned by his parents when he was a baby. I know I'm probably the only black man brave enough to say this on live TV, but blue lives matter even more, oh, pretty crazy. a major city is about to run out of water in about 2 months and I just found out about this, it's a little embarrassing.

I feel like I should care more about Africa, like when you run into an old friend and they ask, hey, how's your daughter? and she's like Chay, he's your son too. I knew you'd like that one, so here's another one before I go. I just thought of another punchline for that black Superman. St Warner Brothers is producing a new movie where Superman is black in this black version Superman's kryptonite is an honest day's work whoa whoa really doubling down on the black Superman Black Superman will be referred to as the Man of Steel spelled stew