Craig Ferguson & His Audience - 2012 Edition, Vol. 3 Out Of 4

so you We're used to dealing with injuries oh yeah, right, okay, well, here's a problem, this is who I am today, this is a real thing, it really happened, I walked into Michael's office, right there, I walked into his office and bumped my knee on the way out. It hurt so much and I was like, oh, I knew what his first reaction was, I'll know, prove it to you, that was like no, that would make him a psychopath, wouldn't he be halfway there? So I think you need some psycho music anyway, enough is enough. So can I show you my knee?

Do I have to pay you or do you have medical care in Sweden? Yeah, we're fine, so, then, check out this free healthcare. Does he look injured to you and anyone who looks bruised? Wait a minute. No, that sucks, wait a minute, wait, wait, I'm contagious. Are you really a nurse? Yes, what kind of cardiac nursing car do you work with only your heart? Yes, our heart nurse. You know there are people who need Pam more than me. Thanks Pam, but. I do not want to waste your time. Wow, shut up, that's American slang, yeah, well, we hope you enjoy your time here in America, yeah.

I don't have to do I have to do anyone are you working on someone's heart here no no no vacation Las Vegas on next oh well I hope to meet you you will meet the prince of your dreams you know, I mean I could be what you know me a princess or I would be like a prince oh yeah come on you have a free dinner where we will send you, we will send you to Wolfgang Puck's restaurant, here it is, he will pay for it, Bob, we will all be right. No back, I feel bad about myself, where is that Greek?

Well I did something wrong, what did you do right? I know, do you know Scottish lesbians if we're on the show? Hmm, well, I don't know, they're actually lesbians. Did you start? and lesbian fight, but they don't know they're from out of town, you've fooled these people, oh, but one of them called me scum, there's nothing wrong with that, well, this is what I liked, that It makes me twisted and weird no, it makes you perfect for this show