Trump Begs for Immunity from Supreme Court, MyPillow Mike’s Crazy Life Stories & Hostel La Vista!

Jimmy, the host of the show, thank you for watching, thank you for joining us here at our um, at our home

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here in Hollywood, are you ready for March Madness? Is that so? No, not at all, eh, well, my hope is that we get it all. The madness ended in March, so we have nothing left for November, but today there were two college basketball games, tomorrow there were 16 games, another 16 the next day, then eight games and another eight games and then four games, four games. two games two games two games one game and then we get back to work at work, which is good, we don't work when the games are on.

I warn you that tomorrow night's show is going to be terrible, so I'll just get some sleep or something. tomorrow this is interesting Gonzaga tomorrow plays in MCN state, which not only I don't think, uh, Gonzaga is a real place. I also don't think there is a place like MCN State. I know for a fact that there are 50 states. MCN is not one of them. Well, this is a game between two AR teams that are putting into play, the AI ​​finally taking over. Well, they say the odds of completing a perfect group are one in 120.1 billion.

Statistically speaking, you are 455 times more likely to be killed and eaten. a real shark President Biden, uh, released his bracket today, picked Yukon to win, while Donald Trump not only won't release his bracket, he won't fill any because he's afraid of getting eaten by that shark, but I'm sitting there and that boat is sinking and I'm on top of a battery and the water starts flooding. I'm getting worried, but then I look 10 yards to my left and there's a shark there, so I have the option of getting electrocuted or shark, you know what I'm going to get electrocuted.

I'll get electrocuted every time. We agree? Yes, yes, yes, apparently there is a lot of agreement. I can go either way. The white supremacist has until Monday to present a bond of $464 million. or the state can confiscate and sell his property. Trump said no one had ever heard of anything like this before Trump needed cash and yes we had never heard of most of the

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stuff they do before but I mean no one had ever heard of the president changing the weather with a Sharpie before Either way, something tells me over the weekend that Trump is going to start talking about how strong Vladimir Putin is and suddenly a dump truck full of rubles is going to pull up and cover this up, but of course , the real loser here is Melania, who he may end up with.

Half of what she doesn't own now I hope she got an advance on that prenup because if you think she hates him now she waits until she's poor so be it but I will say her excuses are richer never. Trump yesterday asked the Supreme Court to grant him absolute

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in the case related to the events of January 6 and also wants

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from camera in case you know it is, but his argument is that the threat of future imprisonment does not to him it would stop the president from doing potentially illegal things, which I think. I think that's the point of jail in the first place, but it turns out that the guy who bragged to Billy Bush that he could do whatever he wanted thinks he should be allowed to do whatever he wanted.

His lawyers told the

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that denial of criminal immunity would incapacitate all future presidents. with deao blackmail and extortion while in office and condemning him to years of trauma in the post office at the hands of political opponents, which sounds bad, right, and yet somehow we have had 44 gifts before him that he never They happened to none of them, except this guy. Why do you think it might be because none of them tried to violently overthrow an election they lost? I don't know, maybe the appeals court, by the way, the appeals court took a look at this silly argument and did the legal equivalent of when you drop a dictionary on a cockroach, they're like, but the Supreme Court said, wait. , scrape those guts off the floor and let us take a look, we want to make sure it wasn't a bald eagle you crushed with that book.

There is no reason for them to even be hearing this case and the fact that they are probably means that there won't be a trial before the election and besides, the scariest thing about the office of President is that you don't even need immunity to do it. bad things other people can do bad things for you, anyone can do anything and if you like what they did you can just forgive them because you're president, if some person decides to do something terrible to someone you hate, as long as it's a federal crime . You could just wave your president's magic wand and they're free to go.

It's like a magical power. That's a lot of power for Father's Day. Eric and Don JR could walk into a bank and hand the teller a note that says: give us all your money. misspelled, of course, the money would be written in IE, but then they could take that money, they could go buy their father a gold statue of himself, they could give him the statue and when the cops come to lock him up, the wand will come out . back to their five-bedroom homes in a gated community near Daddy's Golf Course without penalty, although I'd probably get them arrested, sure, but a president could make some really

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things happen if you're dumb and arrogant and commit the Si If you commit crimes on television, then you have a problem, then you have to beg the Supreme Court for something as absurd as immunity, but if Donald Trump wants immunity, he should drink bleach, like he told us to do when we wanted to be one, and this had to be done. be a Hit on the truck nuts Trump had five primary victories last night, but not as many as he expected in Arizona he lost more than 20% of the Republican vote in Florida he lost more than 177% of the Republican vote to a pair of opponents who no longer even postulate Nikki Haley retired two weeks ago.

I'm pretty sure Ronda Santis choked on a meatball on Christmas but Trump did well among voters who accidentally shot their washing machines with a gun who got almost 100% this is good in Ohio there's a Trumper named Derek Myers who was running for a congressional seat there mistakenly sent a concession email hours before the polls closed, the email said tonight didn't go the way we expected it wouldn't even go tonight yet and it didn't go the way they expected and then quickly sent a follow up saying ignore the award email and then ended up in 11th place, 2nd last place, although don't ignore the award email, this is, by the way, Derek Myers.

Tonight did not go as we expected, but since we know that this race is decided in the primaries, I want to congratulate the congressman-elect. I look forward to joining him and working with him to get President Trump re-elected. to the White House in November and dislodge Joe Biden. Listen, I'm 30 years old and, as I've told everyone in this campaign, if I don't win this race, it's okay because I have 30 or 50 more years left. that is, if I live a good

life

, I hope to stay in the realm of Ohio politics and I hope to work with all Republicans to make Ohio great again, yes, and I would also like to announce that I am suing the guy who cuts me off

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. hair for $5 billion to me, that's one hell of a super cut, I mean, it somehow looks like Beas and Butthead at the same time.

No Magga loyalist has fallen softer on hard times than my pillow man, Mike Lindell, who may have run out of money, but he's not running. few crazy life

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, but during all that time I had death experiences of more than 14 years. I'd be in Mexico on a family vacation and they're going to cut off my head, uh, the sign and the guy is cutting off my head, he says. He's ready to come, I go, I go, um, I go, I'm not going to buy this sword and the other guy gets older, he doesn't want to sell your sword, he wants to cut your head off and I'm like, what's wrong with you? and but they're saying what's up, this crazy guy wants you to know and uh, but it was just a detour and and um, what did I do when I got out of it?

I went and did another line of cocaine, it's a family vacation that's what. how he got into the pillow business he needed a place to put his decapitated head and

mike

has been promising to reveal shocking evidence of voter fraud uh for the last few weeks he's been this is something he's been saying for quite some time this evidence tonight is going to be very explosive and that is why it is going to shock the world, you are going to see something else that will shock the world, look at this shocking evidence, the most explosive that the world has ever seen, you are going to go to W, it is going to shock the world it is going to shock the world is going to shock the world is going to shock the world is going to shock the world so shocking it should shock the world I mean it's going to shock the world Shock the world Shock the world Shock the world The world shock the world shock the world The world shocks the world shocks the world no one is going to believe it, it's going to shock the world well, you know what he finally did, he revealed that evidence, so you're not going to believe it, the world is gone.

Without shock, the world is completely without shock, would you rather shock the world or be eaten by a shark? Do you know what I'm going to receive electrocution? I will electrocute myself every time, do you agree? Then he will choose to surprise the world. I guess not this. This doesn't look good according to the World Happiness Report, for the first time in history, the United States is not among the 20 happiest countries out of 143, this year we are ranked 23rd, we are only one place ahead of Germany, which of You know, I don't know, of course, we're not happy, we have elections coming up, we're going to have to choose between a dinosaur and a Rutan.

Even Slovenia, which came in 21st place, is a happier country than the United States. which is another slap in the face for Melania Iceland is the third happiest country Denmark is the second you know the happiest country in the world is GMA you want to guess Mexico no no uh Italy no no Italy Finland is the H the fins are the happiest people lo Which makes sense that you would ever Google a photo of Finland, this is good, this is what happened. Fortunately, it turned out people there have reindeer as cars, of course, so I call people in Finland onet, which means, uh, that means choke on licorice.

We have many happy visitors from many countries here in Hollywood. Spring has arrived and the Boulevard in our neighborhood is once again full of sweaty visitors who come from afar and some of those visitors, mostly young people, stay just a couple of doors from us in a

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there is a youth

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called the same Sun Youth Hostel just down the road here their beds are about $30 a night the accommodation isn't glamorous but it's cheap and tonight we're giving a couple of young travelers the chance to compete to move into a luxurious suite at the Hollywood hotel rosev vot it's time to play hose La

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thanks our announcer Lou is out with our contestants tonight hello Lou hey what's going on Jimmy Lou if they had told you beforehand that you would be wearing that? no, no, and it's been a while since I put it on, so it's tight here, it looks great.

Let's meet our players here. Have you already met the players? Could you introduce us to our players? Of course, we have Jorge and Verónica Jorge and Verónica Jorge. where are you from Jorge I'm from Mexico Mexico for guys a little bird told me that it is the happiest country in the world yes it is look at me I mean Veronica where are you from I live in Switzerland Switzerland oh very good okay and you are here do you like our country until now? Well, I just arrived yesterday and I like it, yes, you like it, it's your first time here, yeah, what about you Jorge, no, it's my second time here, actually, okay, so you can have a bit? advantage here Jorge in this game we didn't have it a long time ago okay well we're not going to fight about it I'm just saying that maybe this is what you're playing for tonight you're playing for a luxury room at the historic Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, you'll enjoy from a 700 foot site with a KingSize bed, hardwood floors, pillows, all you have to do to win is know more than your opponent about the place you are visiting, hello people. on the tour bus, okay, I'm going to ask some questions about our city and state and whoever answers the most correctly will get the room.

They are ready? We are ok. Question number one. Which stadium located in Pasadena is home to a celebrity? The New Year's Day college football game of the same name Veronica California Stadium no, that's a very good guess, but it's not California Stadium Jorge, you want to shoot no, I don't know, okay, the answer is the goal Rose, have you ever heard of? the pink ball no, not really, sorry, well next time maybe it will sound good, um, what does this machine do? Take a look at your screen machine. Measure this machine. What measures earthquakes? That's exactly right.

Measure the that is a RoR scale that measures tremors in the earth, you are ahead with the temperature, do you have earthquakes in Switzerland? Veronica, not that I know very well, it seems like if one happens, you'll know, yeah, uh, you have the Address the next question What is this man's job? This man on the screenHence, what is your job? Bring if you know Veronica Veronica, are you okay? A politician, he looks good, that's right, but we'll need more specificity or he's the governor. It's the governor of California, it was just a guess, yes, of course, it was a guest, okay, that's a good guess, okay, okay, you took the initiative, Jorge, there's a question, question number four, there's a famous park in Los Angeles named after its benefactor Griffith.

J Griffith, what's that Park's name, buzz? If you know Park, Jge Marter Park, no it's not Marter Park, it's named after his benefactor Griffith. J Griffith Veronica, do you know Griffith with Jay Griffith? Well yeah that's the name of the park it's Griffith Park okay Veronica you're back next game ask what's the name of the professional sports team named after tall ships it's a basketball team yeah yeah yeah , oh la, it's at the top Jorge Lakers no, oh, it's not the Lakers, that's not a ship, but it was the LA Cru, not the Cruisers, not the Cruisers, the Cruisers, oh my God, no, they're not the Cruisers, it's the Clippers, it's what we watch, okay, we're not allowed. to say that word on TV here Veronica I want to shut up that's true okay Ari make a very good point okay okay come on uh this is the only US president who was born in Southern California Can you call him Jorge Nion?

That's right, Jorge, you. I got it right Jorge, that's very good, Jorge, holy shit, you know what? I think Jorge has an insurmountable advantage. I think we have a winner here. Lou, what do you think? I think so, uh, I want to tell Hy, congratulations, you're on the way. to the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel congratulations a beautiful suite there but don't worry Veronica you won't go back to that hustle and bustle empty handed for you we have a roll of toilet paper and a blanket enjoy say hello to everyone at home we will help you with your suitcases okay.

Go to Lou Veronica, you come back, yeah, okay, you know, we're good, great, have fun and thanks for playing Hostile List.