The Grand Tour S3 E1 funny moments

God, let's see something bloody despite the danger, although we gave it our all and at the end of the session there was nothing between the demon and the exorcist, although the mustang was in a league of its own 56.4 yes, you are the fastest, well, of course , it is the fastest, it is a powerful car that had where the fire truck was going, I thought the engine was there, the ambulance is, oh, today we are all comedians, yes, yes, remember if you lose James Mary it is more humiliating it is worse than Death Again Hammond Slap is going well, yeah, so which corner has it veered into?

I mean, obviously it's him, surprisingly, it wasn't the steering wheel that felt good, it felt like a fast one, ah, I don't know how to tell you this. but no, no, no, no, 0.4 seconds slower than James Mate, that's what death feels like, yeah, okay, get out of the devil, we've made the devil in the exorcist, it's time for the blue nun , blue walnut, yes, yes, totally useless waste. of time we've established that the mustang is the fastest buys a huge margin um I guess it's well sorted maybe but he had a plan that would ruin his afternoon you're running I know but you'll see you have to get down to this corner before I come back help me to dump this What is it?

It is organic palm oil. Very slippery. It is the revenge of the urban farmer against the blind. Then there's Stevie. I wonder. Know?. It is palm oil that is ruining the lives of the world's orangutans. just this one, come on, come on, briefly, shifting into third gear and in that terrible disappointment for him, he goes back to the store in the first part of that movie, we said we'd have a race between the devil and the exorcist, the drag race, yeah , and then it never happened, except that yeah, you see, Dodge said we couldn't race on the street, but they didn't say anything about airfields, so after we were done on our runway we found one of those, now I backed out of this like I said I would do it because the mustang and the drag racing environment are never going to win and it became a two horse race between the secretary and the onaist, okay but we have a problem, look we only have time left in the show realistically, uh, for one more thing we have the guest segment.

We will have a vote. I think who would like to see the celebrity segment. There is one there and who would like to see the drag race. Well, this is the race between good and evil. We are ready? Gentlemen, we are ready, let's go, what is happening? I have a couple things to do before we start saying: You can't just drag Grace away. This now, why are they going to do it correctly? This is a proper race car. What are you doing? This is what you get when you buy a demon it costs you an extra dollar you get this box oh look it has this huge box and some bags and cans full of tools with two space savers and wheels to save space wait why are you?

Putting space savers on it They're drag racing tires They're lighter I don't need to grab the front I just have to drive? What else do you have to do besides changing the wheels? It has a new ECU to install. It's stuck, you're serious, yes, so it's not really a drag racing car at all, it will be once it's completely rebuilt. This is an old vision of television, but I think we've missed the moment. I think I agree with you. This was. It's going to be the

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finale of the show, good versus evil. I could have walked to the end by now.

I have to reduce the tire pressure to 20 psi. A nice, fat, soft contact patch. It has taken him exactly 25 minutes so far to do his thing. quarter mile run so this is where you breathe through your eye look I'm going to the back of your eye so I mean it's an important component what is the air filter? Don't have an air filter? Yes, but this is a performance one. He's going to swallow air, so it's okay. Yes, now we are going to make the ECU that goes here. I think we'll have to take it out. I think it has a different ECU now, it just tells the engine to be powerful.

Because? Didn't they just put that in from the beginning? That's good, unfortunately, although it wasn't like that. Now you are refueling your car with a special mixture of how many octane is ethanol and gasoline. um 104 after refueling we hoped it would be over, but no. Well, wait a minute, I have to put it in neutral so it's in the middle. I'm going to take the whole board. Yes, this has to come out because I'm going to put a new control panel here. It's got a new button, it's taking out the entire center console, it had to be put in neutral to lift everything up, because then you can put in a button that allows you to select what type of fuel it's running on.

Why don't they just put that in from the beginning so everything comes back here with my new switch? It's one hour and seven minutes. In fact, you're right, it's more than an hour. God, here we go in three two. Wow, right, your tires are hot, are you ready now? Are you ready to get to the starting line? I have to set the car up I have to get into the right mode there are things to do now I've had enough sorry I've had enough bye we're never going to do this so I need to get into Drag mode uh, which activates a great drag transmission, power drag traction, so the power should go up to 840.

Now we are on high octane. I've never known anything like it with our starter on its way back to London, they brought the traffic lights and we were finally ready to go, I'm going to break your ass, evil boy, oh yeah, what are you going to do with it now? Because I saw the movie and I wouldn't do it, so I'm going to get through it, I think. They're going to hit me, come on, demon, evil winds, evil winds, gentlemen, I think we have to agree that the mustang is the only car here that takes all the muscle car boxes, you don't get it, you just don't you understand?

The car is supposed to have a thousand horsepower, it can't drive and it has a stupid neck, it's called ready to rock, that's a stupid name, listen Hammond, not only are you the fiscal brain of this operation, you're also the Resident muscle car enthusiast, yes, and me. I know the answer to this because you told me on the plane ride home the three cars, which ones would you really buy, would you buy, would you buy with my own money, yes, would you buy, yes, myself, yes, it's a mustang, there you go , etc., that terrible disappointment for you? snowflakes it's time to wrap up now next week it's a big

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special where we're trying to become the first tv show in the history of television to go to columbia and not use the c word see you later bye