Friends: Ross is Having a Baby (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

Monica, let's go. Come on people! Woman in labor! Hi Ross. Look what I have here. Yes. Save it for the taxi. Well? What are you doing? What are you doing? We are going to a hospital. That? So I can't look good? There may be doctors there. - Joey, get out of the refrigerator. - 'Alright! Alright.' - What's that? - For the trip. - Oh yeah. As in a c- - Save it! - Well. Hating this. - Monica, come on! Come on! - Baby coming, god! - I can not believe it. - I'm going to be an aunt! - I'm going to have a nephew! - Yes that is good.

Go out! Ok let's go. Come on. That's all. (Joey) 'Okay, okay. Go. Go.' - Here we go. Here we go. - Rossy. Rossy. Come on. (woman on public address system) 'Johnson, we have a call on line seven.' She's not here yet. She is not here. She's

having

my

baby

and she's not here. I'm sure everything is fine. Has her water already broken? I don't know, but when I talked to her he told me that the mucus plug had already passed. Do we need to know about that? Joey, what are you going to do when you have a

baby

?

I'll be in the waiting room, handing out cigarettes. Yes, Joey arranged to have his baby in a 1950s movie. God! I don't believe this. I mean, she could be giving birth in the taxi. Oh, Ross, relax, it's probably only two dollars for the first contraction and then 50 cents for each additional contraction. That? Is it okay when Chandler does it? You have to choose your moments Hello. I missed it? I missed it? - No, she hasn't even arrived yet. - Oh! What about the guitar? Well, I thought we might be here for a while so, you know, things might get musical. - Oh! - Oh!

Hey! Where the hell have you been? Oh, we stopped at the gift shop. The gift.. Wow! Wow! What...she was looking at stuffed animals and Susan wanted a Chunky. Oh, Susan wanted a Chun. You're going to have a baby, okay? A baby. Don't stop by Chunky's! She used to have that bumper sticker. See what I mean? ♪ They are small, chubby and very sweet to the touch ♪ ♪ But soon they will grow up and resent you a lot ♪ ♪ Now they yell at you and you don't know why ♪ ♪ And you cry and cry and cry ♪ ♪ And you cry and cry and you.. ♪ - Thanks, Ross. - Yes.

I'm paying you to stop! - Well? - Well. (Monica) 'Oh, look, twins. Hi guys. Oh, cute, cute' Ugh. It's not fair! I don't even have one. How do they get two? - You will receive one. - Oh yeah? When? (Chandler) 'Okay, I'll tell you what' When we're 40, if neither of us are married, what do you say we get together and have one? Why won't I get married when I'm 40? Oh no no. No. I just meant hypothetically. Well, hypothetically...why won't I get married when I'm 40? - No no no. - No, no, what's wrong? Seriously, is there something fundamentally unmarriageable about me? - Uh-uh, uh-- - Well?

Dear God! This parachute is a backpack. - Hey. - Hey. Oh! Look at you, elegant dress. Hey. - Did you go home and change? Well, it's an important day. I want to look good. Has Dr. Franzblau been there? - No, i have not seen it. -Well, where is he? He's supposed to be here. What if the baby needs it? Rachel, what's the problem between you and the doctors? Is your father a doctor? Yes because? Without reason.