3 RAGE GAMES

about anything, I'm just asking you to give me a ch- *Gasp* I didn't trust it, I didn't trust it, I didn't trust it and for good reason, okay, no, damn it, fuck (Why You have not done it?). When he stopped, he's going to go crazy and this is the first game!) Yes, yes. A thousand seconds passed. A thousand guys did it. I didn't think we would get this far, but... Thank you to those who believed in me and my failures. Oh, no, you don't.. Oh, no, you don't.. Oh, no, you don't.. Oh, no, you don't.. Oh, no, you don't.. oh no, you don't you do..

Okay, okay, okay, boop no Okay, we're back here okay, so I guess I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I think the secret is right. Here yes, oh, I don't know her, I went but I left. OK. but it's okay, everything is okay, ha. How much further should I be from the end? I can't imagine this game being as long as Bennett Foddy EL Bennett Foddy hup Okay, where am I going there? I'd like to Think about it, boink Ha ha ha ha, where is this? Where I am? *Surprised oh* what-oh-ha-what-what?-what?-eh-ya-YES, YES, YES, I DID IT!

I WAS SO CLOSE *crying while talking* Buh Buh Fuck you *sobs* UHHHHHH *laughing while crying* *painful thumbs up* ((bad grade BUT HE'S A GOOD BOY)) *weekly* I did it *crying* I did it I did, I'm so proud of myself *more crying* Ok *another painful thumbs up* Okay, that took too long. It took me too long. I spent like an hour of my life on that. I feel good. Good for what I achieved, but I feel very bad. Alright. Next in the Dicka Tree cavalcade are the NEURAL BOTS. They actually won first place at the Game Jam.

Why didn't I do it first? I don't know, because I did it. I don't want to get too angry and yet here we are, let's play oh crybaby, normal, are you crazy? Quick race mode. I don't know what game is online so others can see your name. I don't know, can I do it normally? first? *voice in game* Oh well, I didn't expect anything else from you anyway What??? *laughs* Left click to- OH ((just read the screen)) oh no OH OH oh ho ho No, oh, no oh no, this is how I control it oh, this is the worst, what is that that looks dangerous ?

I don't like it OH OK well that doesn't help me at all *scoffing* BoT DOS *painful laughter* oh god Oh no it's okay I think I can handle this ohhhh shit okay, fuck me and I'll try man look, look, I can only do so much with these controls, okay? Why did that impact me? Why did I die there? I know why I died because that's just a pure lie or not, give me the check mark, give it to me, okay, so ahh, I didn't know they were swept, oh, SHIT, come on, OOOH, ok, oh, AHH, AHH, It was so close.

Oh. no Okay, here we go Okay, okay, I have the checkpoint and okay, who could do this in one go? I can't even move two inches forward, they ran out of text because of how many bots I destroyed. Oh boy, that's what you know, you might as well say Christmas is going to happen before it's over, but you know right, let's get on with the j babies thing. I did it, I did it, you suck, I'm getting better at this ha, unlike those other

games

. Oh? oh, well, shit, okay, shit, oh no, that's my ass, that's my exploited ass, okay, I miss your narration, man, come on, dude, I know me, dude, I don't know, man, no I know, man, what do you want from me, go sit down? in the bathroom Eat, some food, whatever you're talking about, you were just saying nonsense, so what does it matter?

Oh, that was it, oh, I did it, fuck you, I got it, yeah. Okay, let me see what speedrun is like. no dial mode no No, I forgot in general that's too fast that's not fair are you out of your way, shit? No, it's like playing with inverted controls and taking mushrooms at the same time. I'm not going to do it, not after what I've been doing. I'm not going to do it, no, you know, if you want to play, you can do it. I'm not in an emotionally prepared state of mind to go through that shit.

I didn't think I'd go through all that shit before, but I'm not ready. Alright, I have another game for you, so this one is called get out, as simple as the one I just called. Get it, this one is called dating, as you may have noticed. This game will be a waste of time, great if you are smart. You will leave the game right now. Well, I'm not very smart since we've all determined what. Oh, I lose if I stray foolish enough to not do what you wanted to do without good reason. You know it again.

I didn't really understand that question, it seemed like a loop of a question and my brain wasn't ready for it, so you know, no, no, it's just amazing, oh no, is he going to do it? just amazed The exit at the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end stop talking in circles stop your philosophical circle asshole I don't want it I don't want any of that I just want I just want you to do it Inflict your pain on me and then I'll be gone as if that's the trade we're in control of or you're winning.

Is this your real life or are you just pretending again that you're the one making fun of football? Can you put a cock in it? I don't want to be a part of it, I just want to. No matter how hard you try, keep that in mind. I designed this rhyme to explain in due time that you try too hard. Be quiet. Fuck. *Gigglyplier* It's no, it's worth it I know, it's not, it's worth it this is the same this is the same It's the exact same maze The exact same maze is the same No, okay, why do I scroll down the words What appear?

I hate him, okay, okay, okay? okay, no, okay, no, okay, no, how about we don't do this? What if we don't do it? Okay, time lord, valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings if they reverse the controls. Now I can still beat this, shit, I have enough training and the controls reversed to be able to control your shit, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay and I mean, I want to leave the game, who are you, who is better? Believe me, I want to leave the game we were in For a bad start to this relationship before we even left the door there At the end of the day, the clock ticks to life oh no, the controls are reversed and it's spinning, oh it's good. good because I owe it and it's spinning and it's drifting ah this is horrible okay ignore everything I said about this being good this is actually horrible something else I want - believe me, I want to believe you smear your bull press escape to Skiing I'm not going to Shut up, we've made my suffering alone, this is my special moment and you're invading.

You don't understand if you think this is easy if you are dominant enough to not do what you wanted to do without a good reason for coming. You're just going to repeat what you said before because if you do, I'll throw my computer out the window, oh my god, and dumb enough to not do what you wanted to do without a good reason, he'll leave those same sentences. yeah yeah that meat that would equip the meat is done so put away your makeup. I told you once, I won't tell you again, it's a bad way Hey!

I understand that the lyrics you just say the lyrics of the song, but I don't understand it, the controls are normalized now, thank God, but it still spins, it still does this, no, no, that's right, maybe I don't even know anymore, life is valuable. You know my life I don't think we're talking about the same thing here Oh, how could I forget the exit? I've been doing it ecstasy crossy and then up here you know it's not going to work this is how it works this is How easy and nice and calm, and when I do it, I take your time behind you.

You're talking to yourself at night and the message in your eyes says leave him alone, maybe you should, maybe I should, the controls are there. The reverse sin, I didn't even do it. What type of controls are these? What are- what are- *Gibberish* wait what's he doing he's just shitting me I guess we're done I guess we're done *Gigglypilier* well there you have it, that's the end. Thank you all so much for watching. If for some godforsaken reason you want to play these

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