Chip Dip Pong - FOOD SPORTS

Today we invented a new

food

sport, let's talk about that mythical good day, you should come see us in concert for those of you in London it's February 15th and here in the US we will be in St Louis Columbus DC and Nashville in April , visit rentlinklive.com for tickets and information and, almost as important, the Super Bowl is almost here, but since only point zero one percent of people have the opportunity to play professional football, the The rest of us get kicked on the butt for going ahead and playing party games, yeah, and because every sport is improved through

food

, we decided to combine an iconic sport, watching food, with an iconic sporting activity to invent a new food sport, yes we are marrying

chip

s and dip with beer

pong

and the wedding of the century and the dress code is a tuxedo shirt, first it's time to play food

sports

.

We offer you a spectacular party snack hack that also doubles as a ping

pong

ball replacement. Instagram Pinterest and your nasty, sneaky friend Tammy will cringe. When you arrive at the party with our brilliant

chip

balls developed and perfected through multiple rounds of trial and error by the legendary chef Josh so you can make the exact same creations at home, check it out so first we have to make our glue . and that's only going to be made with velveeta and whole milk, so you're going to take a pound of velveeta and cut it up into little pieces, put it in a pot with three tablespoons of milk and whisk until it's melted. that in a squeeze bottle, put the squeeze bottle in the freezer just for about 10 minutes to set, then take two tablespoons of tosito, place them around the edges of one, place another on top and then use your velveeta squeeze bottle to fill the seams, there's your ball, kobe, here they are, use the hashtag chipballs to show us yours, don't use chips, no, it's something different, we're on the pong song and we invite the legendary members of the team, josh and will, to be the losers in our chip dip game.

How do you feel? I have never played beer pong in my 25 years of life. Well, this is not so. This is different. I've played thousands of games, one close to thousands of games, so I plan to bring this entire team. Alright? I'm a little intimidated, we're winning, we're going to win, okay, this is how it's going to work, we're playing four elimination cups, chip dip pong, diamond rack, all the glasses have had the beer replaced with various sauces , once it is placed back on the rack. game without backspins, bounces, balls, elbows, rebuttals or bazookas and the losing team has to swallow a hot nutty flavored skunk, oh okay, and like in regular pong, if the other guy makes a cup, then you have You swallow the dip and get the chip ball. in your mouth and consume all that, oh my goodness, three of the four cups on each side have normal sauces, but one of them, and it could be different for each side, has a nasty addition that I'm told.

I know I don't know, I actually have a couple of guesses knowing how people's minds work here, but you didn't, I didn't do it now, normally you would do this, yeah, this is scary, this is the first time I've state. on the other side, okay, and when you're huffing you have to do the chip dip chant that we practiced, let's demonstrate right now a big hug, a big hug and this is great, this is great, okay, because we're taller, um , we'll leave it. You guys go first, thank you, you'll go first, better batting, cleanup, oh okay, I don't know what that means, grab the chips, throw them in the glass and then I'll do it in the glass, okay, I believe in you. oh wow which one of those don't you want to drink that brown one looks like oh no oh except that one didn't break you might need everything in your bowl over there yeah oh wait you're already drawing you're already pulling There's someone, yeah, I got it.

I'm a rhythm shooter. He's making rhythm. Fine, thanks. You know the rules. We both threw to each side. You can do this? This is not mini golf. Move your hands. It's okay, I believe in you. link I give you a big hug now or later oh that was close so close don't step on it it will be so close okay we might need that thirty second rule okay okay okay what's up? I have it, I have it. Feeling it Feel the rhythm Feel the rhyme Look for this edge right here Come up It's time for chip pong They're denser They're denser than the ones I practice Do you like hummus Do you want to go first Yes, this seems to be it? hummus I'm going to give it a big drink while I'm here dip dip chug chug big hug big hug so I have to hug you while you do this right here we go dip dip that was your mystery cup oh what a surprise it's spicy hummus sorry hey man, No, it's important that he does this like his opponent, oh God, these steaks are so high, oh, the hiccups are coming, you're not gone yet, right?

You were aiming for a spicy spy, no, I was. I don't know spicy, I thought it would have been dog food, shy grandma, yeah, it almost worked well, you're actually awake again and your adrenaline should be pumping right now. It's good for support, no, no, I'm just going to throw this away. Right across your body, just aim a little short because you take into account the adrenaline, do a little underhanded, it's good for your health, what is it? Oh you took one for the team, thanks man, I took more for our team, oh I'll give it a set.

I take a sip just kidding, okay, oh we can keep this, no, we go here, we're tied up and we suffer, I mean, okay, I don't know what that is, but dip dip. chunk chunk big hug big hug dip dip chug chug pig hug big hug jack jack big is drowning what's ranch this is like that this sign has been on the ground yeah it's old the velveeta softens them what is that oh it's like I? I mean, it's probably okay, I'm just disgusted, it's pink, it's spinach dip, you drink it, that's not bad, okay, and that one leaves the board, ah, the floor toasting, I ruined it, okay, Josh, Can we put the grill back to stop the light? yeah, thanks, okay, that's your only review, that's our only reaction, that's the only one we need, neither of us feel very good, that wasn't even supposed to be growth, it's just a little to the right, believe in the backhand I love the technique I can't go technically you're so close do you want to reposition because I'm usually more in line yes let's reposition in the vertical distance is the problem so eat the red well I have so much self esteem locked up in I don't want to lose this I don't know why I was bent over the story of my life This isn't brown Yes This isn't bad This pure sauce is It's not organic It's in everyone's mouth It's the part that's getting it We're not done guys I still have a chance to win take it out right now please no no no no no no no no rebuttal so this is for web got us out of our horrible misery come on you are so far behind God I need to hold a place where I would already be drinking if we were really playing, nothing seriously, seriously, you know, it always looks cool until you launch it. it's to win don't do this lane yeah, yeah that's it, it broke, two points left, yeah, okay, you saw what I did, just make it a little better, come on, do it, it put them out of their misery in no time. 1980 in Lake Placid, New York, a group of ragtag teenagers took on the fiercest hockey team ever assembled, not only did they topple them, but they toppled an entire political ideology in the process, they didn't believe in themselves and they didn't lock me in either, But Kurt.

Russell, I thought I was in for a miracle, right, Kurt Russell, I thought you were talking about the mighty ducks anyway, make this come on, come on, okay, come on, Michael's secret things were inside them the whole time. , it's a secret thing. You can do this, anything. sink the chip I know what I'm doing there's no pressure because we're so far ahead I don't like this it's like just one day in the park it's high risk you know you're shooting out there no one is looking at you it's an intense look at those trees it's the garden from madison square everyone's looking there's an old man reading the paper he's just looking up he doesn't care one bit there's not enough loft okay, he's telling me how to play come on, come on, oh, another division you go first you go first, let's change it look at this everyone look at this you're all ready to drink well, everyone ready to drink, right?

Yeah, we've got so much we could swallow here guys, why are you being soft on us? The moans from the audience come out, yeah, honey, look at me, look, I was able to do things, yeah, three of them, yeah, good, good, good, really good, big hug, big hug, big boat, jump, jump, ring, okay, you guys earn some hot and naughty lights. and well, mythical, more, oh, thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, do you know what time it is, I'm lydia, I'm michaela and we're at central maine community college in auburn maine for our first day of college and it's time to spin the wheel. from mythology, good luck ladies, great things ahead, click the link above to watch us play flip cup with josh and with good will, more mythical and to find out where willem's ethics will land, take a front row seat and listen as we explore the depths of life. interesting questions subscribe to ear cookies wherever you listen to podcasts