Was The Pacifier A Bad Movie?

shower. to clean up Whoopie's poop, he walks around the house in a towel, you know it's not my house. I wouldn't be walking around raiding the refrigerator when it's not even my house and just a towel and then something awkward happens. like you know, little girls, so now all of a sudden he's acting like her den mom and taking them to sell cookies. The door opens to the other side. It's not that they can't go out. There are also windows. There are many other things they can achieve. leaving the house with this just doesn't make sense in the context of the

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, he's trying to protect these kids from people breaking into the house and killing them, but he'll just take the little kids to sell them cookies and just leave them. to the older kids there to do whatever they want like there's no one watching, there's no one doing it like they can go out and be fine, this just doesn't make any sense with this

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So what proceeds is so fucking stupid that they liked the confrontation or the Boy Scouts coming in and just bullying the kids, stepping on their cookies, and knocking over their table like these little kids were calling them bitches. ten years old and they call them bitches, what is this part of the movie? Then they come home and there's a raging party like we're talking about hundreds and hundreds of teenagers who have only been gone for three years. hours at most who the hell are they calling how do they get this party started in like three hours it's not like they could have predicted that Shane would have taken them to buy cookies like this makes absolutely no sense oh my god, oh my god, it's here, what did you do?

I was hoping he'd be gone all night that he'd just dive in. Why wouldn't you wait for him to come home? He was taking little kids to sell cookies and it gets even sillier, okay not only was there a push of the moment 300 person partying, but he makes the teenagers clean the house, how did he do that? Do you want to know what all the teenagers would have done? They would have done it in Iran, they would have just left it. How tough is he? Teenagers can just run and I know it. I know you're probably tired of hearing me say this, but it gets sillier while everyone is cleaning up, a girl is putting in CDs and he walks past her as he sees a burnt record that says ghost, there are two ninjas just chilling behind it. him at the window where they could see him many questions why the alarm goes off why he holds the record like this where the wind people outside the window can see him three why the alarm doesn't go off didn't he just do it? completely surround the perimeter with monitors and call those people your friends, they don't respect you, they don't respect your home, you don't respect yourself, you understand her, you embarrass her, you tell her what's going on, so why don't you do it ? leave us alone, don't worry when your mom comes back, I'll leave, we're going to have an action scene baby and I admit that this action scene is not bad, it has some good moments, it has good choreography.

Still, in this part, they did a good job of implementing all the children's toys and items into the fight. I think they did a pretty good job, honestly, for the fight, everyone was like, get out of here, we hate you, man, but after the fight they're like, "Oh my god, we really need this guy around." Honestly, I think this whole scene was pretty good, it gave all the kids a reality check and made them realize that they're actually in danger, so kudos for that. part, but then they find out that the burned disk that has a ghost on it was actually just the ghost in the movie, so moving forward from there we find out that there is always a bad driver and I guess to show the director that she wrecked the car that he was wearing. a piece of the car inside Seth, okay, take the head, look, this is how we should have it for practice today.

What's wrong with blonde hair? What's wrong with dying your hair? And that's not all. He was doing a little reconnaissance in his locker and I found him. okay, I wasn't, that's not what I expected to happen. I don't remember the swastika when I was a kid. I watched this movie many times and I don't remember this now. I guess the blonde here makes it a little worse moving on. We are very worried. I'm sure it's his father. We've tried to get Seth and Zoey to talk to the school psychologist, but they won't. I'm sure it's about the death of his father.

What's that? What happens when someone's father dies? Know? My father is dead. Now I'm going to be a Nazi. Why would you join wrestling today? Why would you join the wrestling team if you hate it? I mean, another question would be hey. Why do you have a Nazi symbol you know? Why do you have a swastika bracelet? You know, that's a little more important than asking about the wrestling team. Hey, just a quick thing. I started to notice this. How come each character can take? take off the bracelet like, wouldn't it be bad if they could do that?

That wasn't the point of the bracelet, as you know, to stay on them in case they were in trouble. Why did they do it? Why can they just easily? take it off, they're teenagers, but you'd think you'd know him like some big old military man who would make sure it couldn't be taken off or like it was locked with a key or something, huh, so Shane ends up chasing him into a sketchy alley and a group of brothers are wearing the swastika on their arm and then we find out that he's making the sound of the music, he's in a musical so it all makes more sense so he ends up dropping the girl and then the director just says It turns crazy and walks out, obviously, I leave the stage, so he and Shane have a little heart-to-heart moment and Shane says, "You, kid, you know you're pretty good at this, you keep doing it, you know?", and then the heart-to-heart good scene moment is just destroyed and ruined because suddenly he's going to direct the musical and his reasoning for directing musicals because, since I've directed countless military missions, I've directed my teams to get captured and kill people.

It's the same as a musical. I have led rescue missions all over the world, I have led numerous robberies and captures in countries whose names you were not allowed to know. I choreographed multi-prong landings and Phidias and stealth airstrikes, as well as protecting the kids from the ninjas they were trying to kill. they're going to direct a musical and that goes against everything he's doing, like all this extra stuff doesn't make sense, it would make more sense if he said, hey, why don't you direct the musical? you know why? Don't you tell Seth to direct the musical?

That would make a lot more sense, you know? Then we get to the pan to dance scene and I know this scene seems unimportant where he likes to dance and sing a song for the little ones. child to go to sleep, but it is important that then move on to the next scene, now he will teach Zoey to drive and right after she crashed the student driver's vehicle, he will let her drive a van full of a baby and a lot. of children how incredibly stupid is it that she just finished wrecking a car and you are going to let her drive a vehicle full of children, why don't you let it slip that they were almost hit by a garbage truck?

Seth ends up quitting the wrestling team. and then you know the big vice principal just bullies him and it was like approaching the kid like you want to go, you want to fit in, the one year old man today throws you to the ground and then Shane gets. We organized a wrestling match after school and handed out handwritten flyers. I mean, obviously, Shane wins, he just embarrasses the vice principal and you know, we got you guys, so something I found really strange in this scene, so no one really holding up any signs yet for some strange reason, when they cut to Seth in the audience, there's just a random person holding up a cardboard sign that just has John 3:16 written on it, like you think they'd have signs saying how to see Shane or beat his ass or something, but they clumsily put up a sign saying cardboard that says John 3:16 because it's not like that, the signs are by accident, they put it there for some reason and I don't know why, but it's the best part of the movie and you want to know why it's the best part of the movie It's the name of the movie he said the name of the movie we did it guys we did it we won and I would also like to mention how is it painful to put your arm on someone like that?

Because this is what he was doing. It's like he has his arm like that or something. How is this painful? and then we get another mm pop punk montage. scouts self defense karate stuff I teach Zoey how to conduct any live a musical solo Shane how you do it how you do it Shane how you do it so all the loose ends start tying up all the kids start feeling better and we're doing better and then we cut to the mom who finally figures out the password and you want to know what it was. I am so stupid.

Is it an angel? Yes, indeed it is. It was engraved on his ring. You're telling me you spent two. Weeks trying to find the password and her ring, that took two weeks of thinking, then they finally opened the safe and apparently it's a key to a vault and the vault is in the house, so Shane finds the vault in the house. house comes home, they have a happy cheesy moment, kisses everywhere, so he takes the captain to the vault and on the way we find out it was the neighbors, the neighbors were the ninjas all along, what are the captains?

The children excuse me. It was the captain what a turn, what a turn it was the captain the whole time, so while Shane was knocked out, they tied up the kids and took the mother into the vault with them and then the Asian women's eyebrows got burned, why? What didn't he do? backup, you know, if there are two flamethrowers shooting at my face, my first instinct is not "hey", I'll just stand here and let it happen, then the kids end up beating up a grown man alone by throwing apple juice in his eyes, making him trip and then kick him in the balls, I don't know about you, but apple juice in the eye, I mean, that won't really affect him. he leaves to get help while the other Asian tries to chase him in a vehicle, then Zoey attracts a group of police officers to follow her because she will go around and bring him back to her house, so hopefully the police officers can help and then Shane falls. to the vault and here's the secret method to get to the vault but Peter's panda dance oh it's all coming together oh it's just a big circle it's all working What if dad made a mistake one day ?

You know, what if what? if he came home he wanted to grab the ghost for some reason and he just got up, you know, like he had tricked him or maybe he just had a bad day and forgot a step, they would stab him like he was going to die, you know, it seems like a little excessive. You know, I don't know, it seems a little ridiculous, but then Shane loses the fight and then the captain takes the gun, what's he going to do now? Last word, Shane, look, I know I'm adding a lot of what-ifs here, but you know how he knew he was going to open up hard enough to knock him out, okay, okay, I know I'm a picky YouTuber, I I get it, okay, I'm picky, that's what I do, well, it looks like they're home free. oh wait, I want the ghost, looks like they're screwed now, oh thank god, the conduit ended up biting his ball sack, I couldn't let you have all the fun, oh, that was, that was bad, I hated that I hated that one- I hated it so much so that I'll live happily ever after after Shane decides to get out of the military and ends up moving there now, obviously, you're here to find out the answer to whether this movie was good and, wow, it was much worse, much worse. than I ever imagined it was.

I thought it was good back then, you know, girl, but there are so many problems, there are so many plot holes, there are so many problems in movies that just don't make sense, I mean, it's a movie. mm. It's just one of those movies that you watch in a daze, but overall it's like a three to four out of ten movie, but thank you all for watching this movie if you're new here and enjoyed it please. subscribe I make videos like this all the time and we have about sixty thousand followers on Twitter, so follow me on Twitter.

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