VLOG SQUAD'S PRIVATE PLANE TO LAS VEGAS!!

What are we? Yes, yes, sir, she is very sick, yes, she probably she has come through some kind of illness. Come on, we got a call. What's happening? Guys, welcome to today's

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before we start. I should let you know that I'm going to be doing some live stand-up shows throughout the summer and we have four booked right now. I'll be in New York City on May 18th at Bell House and then June 8th in San Francisco I'll be at Cobbs Comedy Club so there's a link in the description all the links are there I'm also going to Chicago I'm also going to Boston also check out my merch it's called rest when I'm dead it's at rest when I'm dead don't worry things are selling out like crazy over there they sold out of the t-shirts they put out more and then they sold out again so thank you for supporting the merchandise and I'm glad you liked it the other day, it was crazy, I think it was Wednesday, oh I woke up.

I went to Philadelphia, they canceled it, and then I ended up in Las Vegas. This is the

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. Check it out. I hope you enjoy it. This is the only thing that gets me through the day. No, it's 5:00 a.m. m. I'm going to Philadelphia. for less than 24 hours and so many jobs by the way Davis didn't make it there which was cool I like that he's doing a concert oh cool he'll go out of town for a minute to go to the bathroom or something take a shower and then again, you know? itinerary for philadelphia here is the following itinerary for when david natalie and jason go to philadelphia for 18 hours.

I remember you there for 18 hours. I think I'm glad I landed. 3. Do I land? It's flight 720. I don't need to do this. The only saving grace would be if I got a good blog, that's the only one I got a good vlog. If this vlog you're watching now ended up being fantastic, check out the merch, then maybe I guess it was justified, so it was totally worth it. So I guess we're going to have to do me, you and your little brother who's watching and it's like what are you looking at and you say he's David's friend and he says who is David and you're like please Conner leaves.

In the other room you, me and your little brother Conner are going to have to make the best vlog ever. The first thing I'm going to do is show you how I make coffee, I put in four scoops of Starbucks and then I make four cups. of water I don't even see this, but that's some dark brown, right, Connor, yeah, sure, okay, can you come in here? I think I pulled up my pants, oh Jesus, I'm trying to watch Jason Nash's blogs. Natalie's call, hey, hey, I can. Don't go away, I'm sick, hey, you're cheerful, yeah, just because I'm just trying to deliver bad news, won't it make you laugh right before what, what, why that was like just you and me, yeah, you guys should. to spend yesterday she was very sick, yes, and I said: yes, it's okay, oh yes, because you don't want to get sick, right, it sounded horrible on the phone, I know if she had a very bad time last night, yes, a movie, yes, what are you doing?

We are going to see a movie, we have to travel at 5:00 a.m. thank you his door is closed I'm not going in there Natalie are you going oh my god how am I going to get stuck on this trip we land at 3:30 he goes to the show at 7:30 maybe he has an hour to go get a cheesesteak and Mike and then I'll go to your show, right? Natalie is not doing well, there goes my clickbait. Can I get a quick clickbait from you before we go? and I really wanted to see the three musketeers, now it's Cheech and Chong, no way, oh that's funny, how about next to your bed?

Do you have many ideas, dad? Not just in the shower, please play this and tell me. write anything and then when you write them I want you to show me what they are and see if they're good oh let me like the comedy bits okay yeah I understand you never played well so yeah I'm getting sick. I'm getting sick. I guess the doctor probably won't be traveling. You didn't speak in the morning. Hey, cross country, don't you want to go now? I'm getting a more direct answer than what I was about to say: "Oh, well, I have to say that I don't want to live without you, it's 30, but if she's sick, she'll be miserable, so you won't go.

Can you keep saying I'm just a good person? I mean yeah, but I know I should probably go to the doctor, really, yeah, yeah, come on, we gotta go, bye, Natalie, be good, I'm so jealous of you. stay, she said I will be first class considered, really yes, she can't leave it anymore. flight is not right do it do it do it this is your partner do it do it do it on time we have to go first class what she says good try I mean can I can okay no no what do I have to do in class I'm lighting up the store like it's a disease come on we have to go I hurried today it's Philly cheesesteaks and a half off hey you're using the best daddy mommy clay in the world world, it makes him happy, the best youtuber, look, he just goes, who could we get to go to Cucuy? call, think about replacing Natalie, someone else, okay, class, are you shining?, bye Natalie, have fun, oh boy, what a good try, we have to go, well, you should be there soon, don't forget your camera, okay, The flight was delayed until 1:00 p.m. m. won't take us there at 10:00 10:30 David Joe at 8:30 thanks so we are stressed every day but what are you going to do?

The children will be disappointed. That's for sure, poor David will have to go alone. I feel bad, but there's no point in me going where I'll be really broken the next day. There is a book about heat and musk that David would like to read and while he waits seven hours at the airport he would buy it for him, but. probably won't read it maybe won't buy a bomb okay let's pick up from this morning now it's 3:30 I didn't go to Philly and then we got a phone call from Shady's back yeah he tried it went to six different terminals I'm a little stunned because someone made me go to a concert in Philadelphia, that wasn't happening, so now you bring, I don't believe it at all, you wanted to go see Avengers, that's what you said this morning, well, now.

There's nothing, there's nothing to film here, so we're going to go to Vegas and things just changed around here. It's so exciting, you act like that's not out of place, you know Jason, the best, but it's amazing, what if we go? if we get to 10,000 we lose with that 20,000 I'll give us two chances okay guys reporting cool

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jet right now be sweet oh damn look at Cindy in front of you they were literally like we're leaving without him. Why was he freaking out I said yeah I don't want the gate to know but then when we got on the

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I talked to them for me yeah we talked to this guy.

I just lived on 20 dollars, no he knew you. Oh yeah, they'll hold the

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, but we didn't know that, so right now, what's out of jail? Yes, he came to rehabilitate all this pilot who flies

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jets. It's going to be so sweet, what a good motivational story for your vlog that he's finally enjoying his youth. Here stretching, he keeps adding things to his plate, I got something, man, it's time to get out a drink I'm supposed to make, are we doing it here, Jeff? I haven't worked with you in a while, you know, you really got me going.

Go. Going up the hill now yes yes I ran there did 10 miles yesterday 7:00 before that today doubles press I missed most of it come down play some blackjack spend all our money and have a good time there's no clamor, yeah, You don't have to be funny, there's no pressure to be funny, you know, they spent some quality time together. I'm done, it's been here since Monday and will stay here until Friday. Yeah, that's not too much for days in Vegas. Yes, to the pool. No, we are nice. My grandparents just sit in the casino. How old are you? 76.

They enjoy good health. Oh yes, how good! They haven't been here in 20 or 25 years. So they are great. How nice. How is? change so different that I could imagine this wasn't here 25 years ago, I once drove across the country with my friend like the first time I drove to Los Angeles, okay, let's stop in Las Vegas and we went to old Vegas, and then, as we were. Coming out the next morning we saw all the great casinos you heard about, very funny, yeah Jeff has some friends here and Bing, they were talking about some of the artists here, Johnny, good times, you hear he said, thanks you know, Johnny, good dad, this is it. really, yeah, look, boy, he was like no, Johnny, you know, Johnny, good tune, a beer, the biggest name, yeah, right?

Johnny, good times, hey, you know, Billy disco, Johnny, good times, Billy disco, Donny roast beef 92 times, kenny techno, you know, Kenny techno. right Petey bagels Paulie nuts Frank Sinatra I heard your favorite movie. I heard you mentioned on the podcast like Goodfellas yeah, that's great, that's my favorite too, yeah, that's the best movie of all time. Avenged is pretty good, although Avengers, did you see it? you just know, you remember you went to the premiere, you're like you think it's a lot cooler than it is because of your experience, you had it, maybe if you watched it like you watch Goodfellas, it wouldn't even be a comparison, there's no comparison. but you also have to consider with Goodfellas it's like I watched it when I was really young with my dad so I'm emotionally attached to the idea and Christmas is on TV yeah it's like you with Britney Spears it's toxic we love it OK?

We're going to dinner, we're going to meet with a good team, Jeff and David D. It's going to be a lot of fun, basically, just being here to have some kind of life experience. Some topics to talk about in the podcast. Yes, every time we start. talking about something these guys tell each other to shut up and save it for the podcast it's just no way to live man he's never had a real time having a podcast now yeah he's the lead type of guy who likes to prepare it. all the technical work but Scott has his name on it Scott cast I had to leave halfway through this and all the comments say I left a gentleman well I like a free podcast that sounds fun Jeff on the cool new merch 25 cents and I got it for free no, that's what the red rope is for, why don't they put the red rope on for a long time or is it too tempting?

Hey, anything that sounds alarming? Yes, don't touch her. I have it. I'm going to find out what twenty-five thousand is, thanks Jason Asheville, you too, yeah, come on, these are very sugary drinks. I really want one, this is a pleasure to behold, it's blue, it's incredible what happened along the way. I have never had small margaritas. let's try it one more time before I go with I like tequila which which more margarita that's the only one Oh Kathy margarita I'm so new to alcohol that's a good start guys she said okay okay these stars and stripes strawberry strawberry piña colada and I can't be together thank you that's amazing butcher named Yesenia okay to the tip high heat I have to try this Stars and Stripes oh ho let me wait wait let me see what it is okay strawberry piña colada and candy for the seen from the bottom yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, so he will think your family is pretty good, you know what you want.

I'm not going to drink it. Do you want to make a human pyramid very quickly? I finally have something tonight. now I have six seconds I need another 15 minutes anything you want anything and tell me about yourself you have a good story give it every now and then a lot of time let's see the long tongue Scottie look at this guy's tongue it's really good you guys are great They're literally delivered , they don't know how many times someone goes. Can I be on the vlog and they have nothing? They say you surrendered literally like one in 100.

Yeah, okay, I have to go. My young friends want me to have time to be a father. right thanks bye hey guys David I have something special to show you at the end of the night I bought hey we don't do that anymore you really look at yourself scratching your neck what did you win so far? You did well, right? I'm up six times, that's good, thanks guys, making any other choice, you're like puppets, Jeff David, he makes a ninety-five dollar hat, hey David, oh brother, oh yeah, it's a part of me now. I love it, yeah, I don't even do it.

I don't have any money anymore, I just love it and you keep blogging. I have seven children. I know I'm still with you on Facebook. Incredible, yes, you are there; I don't know, your wife puts it all there. Jenna's big man, Jenna Obama. I can go get married with you I'm married to a new Obama it's amazing please I hate her for so long Thank you amazing I don't know how I guess you'd want to be in the spotlight huh when you're so pretty and they have ten billion dollars in their bank now and you guys just got pregnant and had all seven at once, uh yeah, very unfortunate.

I just like having a little video diary that I have, bro.