Virtual Hydlide by gyre in 44:43 - AGDQ2019

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direct line to Geyer, so I'm going to turn on Saturn now because it impacts the orange color a little bit or let's start here. I don't want to let him think too much about what he's going to do to us here. The verse of man will hide the light. This is a really very fun game. I'm Gyre, let me count and give your presentations. Mike Uyama. puwexil dragon dark and you are not prepared for what is going to happen to you, nor is anyone in the audience here today, so let me ask the audience who thinks that 60 frames per second is too much.

I have to give a warning so they can think that this dream is dying or something is wrong with this dream. That's probably not the case if it's not you. SPF is no longer just for protecting the skin, okay, so this is not actually a password, this is a seed code that I'm making it. Dude you can start the stopwatch or whatever you want, this is

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Hydlide, it doesn't count right, so the first thing we're going to be introduced to is our hero Jim, it's really his name, so we're not making this up, Jim, the Knight is ours Main character.

One thing I really love about him is that he has some very black boots. The greatest fashion sense of him. This is the sprint. Get used to this because this is the good part of the game. of all, it's free to take a teleportation system that has been ripped directly from Drakon, so you put me on the cow and I'm going to ask the first question, which is the fairy forest. Here are 15 trees that contain bees, one that contains fairies. you don't want the bees, but this is what happens if you get the bees, so this is basically what happens to you in the hidden light almost all the time, but luckily, in case you have any accidents, this is a game that Lets you put more quarters in Saturn and so we would continue with this.

I'm not sure if anyone has asked if we really want to continue and the answer is no, but we have been paid money. to show you one hundred and one percent in the game, which will not only do all the missions, but will also show Jim's best outfit and even do the mine carts, which I think are perhaps the best mine carts in the history of video games, so that's it. Definitely the highlight here I'm going to finish this mission. This is the same forest that is the fairy phone. We have responded to the fairy opponent.

It's time to move on to our next destination, which will be the cemetery here, so that's actually part of it. From the game's plot you are supposed to collect three fairies to unlock the job to unlock Alice's Root Tip, so there is no real plot to the game itself. This is a remake of the NES hidden line and it is really expected that I have played that game to know what is going on, but to give you a quick summary, the princess has been divided into three pieces because three pieces turned into fairies and you need fairies plus magic duct tape to put it back together, unfortunately as the only person.

We left him in fairyland so he's fine he's not the one we need but he's the one we need to listen to you all this air I'm going to break the grave from behind I don't know why that works this is the quest for this cemetery this is The crucifix item I'm picking up is all in Japanese because it's the Japanese version, but there are no NPCs or dialogue of any kind, so you're not really missing much, it doesn't tell you what the items are. I'm just giving you a generic class, so this is like a piece of equipment or something really useless like that because it's random and therefore you were meant to try things, explore and see what happens, but unfortunately 90% of the items are trash. or damn, so it's really painful to play this game when you don't know what you're doing or what's going on, which is pretty much anyone who's touched this.

Now I'm not doing the quest in the order the game recommends and ditch my ladder gear here and head to an area known as the trial dungeon. Now you're not supposed to go here until you have a light source, but I really like this place because in the dark we can. I don't see what's going on unless the virtual occult light in my opinion is probably best right now as I'm running over there Lizzie, can you give us some quick donations and see how things are going? We have twenty-five dollars from Aven. You are directly responsible for my participation and contributions to the speedrunning community.

Please never play this game up to your necks again. I'll stop here even if you get three and a half in Final Fantasy. In fact, I won't stop. You just have to do it anyway. The choice of the broker. go to a W festival because it's an amazing way to play, yes, but I approve of this way of playing as a trio, we also have $250 from the trash can, so when do I pick up all this trash? Okay, so let's go to the trail bedroom. Now you are supposed to have a light source so instead we will have a very very deep darkness here and this will introduce a new mechanic which is map switching so the game runs so slowly that it is quick to enter to the menu. turn around and then go back out, then it's to turn in the overworld and you'll see me use this quite frequently throughout, no doubt, any time you have more than 90 degrees of turn, you'll probably want to be in that menu back. and on, it's just something where the menu actually runs at a pretty stable 15 frames per second and the game just doesn't.

This was a cutting edge 3D game on hardware that doesn't really handle 3D very well, yes, that's how it was. It's strange that they chose 3D because Saturn doesn't have real 3D processing, yes, and this is something that comes up in other games that you may have seen tonight, which is another game that doesn't look like 3D but actually has a lot of particle effects. in 3D or light sources like Mega Man 8, the Saturn just doesn't have some of the hardware that other systems have, but most of those other games report and you can understand that they did it for PlayStation first.

Can't. Imagine that Virtual Hydlide had some intention of becoming a multi-platform title, so this was evidently their best effort when it came to video game development. Go ahead and grab the dragon shield and I'll also grab the lens of truth, which is totally broken. Outside of the ocarina of time, I run a theme through the hide light story that has a lot of apparent Zelda influences, like the Master Sword that we'll see later and also another story that resembles the master story but officially doesn't. it is. from the Zelda universe, I say official because it was probably okay, so I'm going to come back from here, so you've seen this part before, let's go ahead and get a couple more donations and as I run around here, okay.

I received a $20 donation from Raving Sock Monkey in November. I lost my job and entire broadcasts. Budds helped me through those two difficult months. I got a new one on Tuesday so I wanted to donate during the virtual highlight to thank you and also vote cheap. We will get to the end. There's a bit of controversy at the end of the game over whether the stock photo, which is all it has for the credits, actually depicts the Callister sheep. I have a lot of debate. for that, but you'll have a chance to cast your own vote once we get there.

I'm almost here. I'm surprised that Jim Spleen is relatively intact. As I go forward you can hear these whips crossing there and let's see if we can find where the exit is which is actually very quick it's a black tile in a black room with a lot of darkness around it so everything in this game is quite difficult to activate, but especially anything you want to touch, so to speak. from Mike, I heard you've picked a featured game of your own, yes I've played and beaten Super High Blight, that's why I'm on this couch, which is actually a Genesis game and looks like a really awful looking 8-bit game .

The highlight of the NES games is the one where they go to space and then come back and have swords again. Yes, you can't deny it. Turn on the night light. Okay, so I'm going to run to our next area, which will be. be the vampire mansion. I've exhausted him for most of the game so that the seed minimizes your world travel and that's why I'm doing the quest a little out of order, so I'm trying to avoid this kind of Criss crossover. entering paths from one side to another, but it's like a random game, you will have some places where you will have to take a trip around here, you will also send dungeons and you will have to choose which one you think.

They are the most important as we get closer to here, although the vampire mansion has a mission to touch the vampire's balls and the vampire for some reason has five balls. I've never figured out how he got so many, but we have to touch them all. them here, so it's a fixed seed. I know where his balls are, which will save us a lot of time throughout this, but here we go, hopefully we'll get all these first downs. This is also where the game starts to slow down a bit. a little, so don't be alarmed, oh this is the good part of Melanson, okay everyone, you're distracting everyone, they tweaked around, come on, so the iron armor I picked up on the way back to the graveyard will test me of bats, it's actually iron armor, not aluminum foil, as you may have guessed, oh we thought it was aluminum foil, there's the zombie spawn again.

I like the enemies, they're really good, let's keep it up, we have three more to go and I'm sure the vampire is enjoying it. each of these touches is also okay, number three, now we have the real slowdown. I was just preparing you for it. You haven't seen the slowdown yet for the vampire mansion. Well, in this twist, Jim is trying just as hard as he is. I can't, Jim, that's why I use the map just to get lost. Hey, he just made up an excuse to turn around and then a hamburger, who is the boss of the clock, who comes there.

The clock bus is one of the most dangerous enemies in the virtual highlight you will see. If I'm able to dodge it on the way back and number five here, hopefully we've appeased the vampire and hopefully we've appeased the clock bus to get back here, the clock bus helped me up and around, come on so this will be In our gym our first real boss will fight any plate of any kind you don't really want to place any monsters because it doesn't do anything in the game all you get is points and you get like 10 or 20 points at one point I have no idea what and the chicken vampires got to who is the short teleport and the long teleport so every time you do a short teleport I move a little forward to match it and then he never guess the teleport long because keep it unlocked and that's the vampire now. this is Jim's signature pose in life, this is how you recover health in the game, three points per second standing here, so it takes five minutes to regenerate your health at the end of the game, that was the only way it really you could regenerate in nes hide line. which made that game an extremely painful speedrun, if you didn't have immense talent at it, you still think about the vampire boss, there we go, it just takes time to realize what's going on, so there's the shield, the lens of truth and magic lamps. unfortunately we didn't get the super magic lamp.

There is a rare version of that quest item, so maybe it takes about 5% of the time to get the super magic lamp. They both have the same light radius, but the super magic lamp is heavy. more and in this game there is actually a carrying capacity, which is one of the things I'm doing by making these questions level up to increase my carrying capacity so that I can wield weapons and armor so if you get the rare item, you're actually not. able to use the greatest amount of equipment. I completed this in case I got the super rare, but it's really strange that they have a penalty for getting the super rare, so there's a vampire mansion below, let's go to the ruins.

Next, you might think that everything in this game is a ruin and you're right, but this place is more ruined than the rest, okay, Jim Sims has something, okay, no, here we go, Jim was just stuck in the pillar and get a little bit stuck to some of these walls sometimes okay, he'll get over it real soon here and I say run this way, let's make one more quick donation before we have to show these roads, okay, we have a donation of $25 from Llanelli. oh you know, that whole saving the frames versus saving the animals thing from Super Metroid Run Virtual Lantern is very, very worried about saving the frames, he doesn't want any more frames than he absolutely needs the animals from here on out, wait until you look at the best part, we have it in just one more dungeon after this one, so here we'll see the most changes to the map because it's pretty much a maze that has a bunch of these traps on the floor. catches approximatelyhalf your health in one square, so you have a few seconds to get through and before you're completely dead, you're like whistling after me as I walk through here.

I'm going to try not to do so many It turns out because you can do a lot of slides on this one if you're trying to go back and forth between different directions again, everyone, so with these little electric slides, he also does the MC Hammer slide depending on the era you want to associate. with that it will be a little bit faster than having to go back and forth in those menus here it's like it's lined up and here we go it's very important to go straight down that hallway otherwise you'll get cut off by those four. traps then there is no rope, let's go to me, you wouldn't really know most of these monsters listed again, you played NES

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and you have the sword of love, there you donated the hunter pennies.

I'm going to get the best armor in the game. woman with the fairy shield to complement that, in a second, okay Jim, you're going to have to get over this, here we go, well, we have our trusty magic story here, which fixes the poison, so I don't have to bring antidotes to this area . so the only reason I can get through these or at least see where the hallways are is because I have to put a tooth on you with a lens to casually get through them if you just run really hard in the back and forth movement.

James has his thing. interpretation of the walls, okay, I just picked up the flame pendant, which is a mandatory question turn to get through the volcano and the volcano is where we're headed. I will warn people that if they are sensitive to motion sickness, really any type of illness any type of any type that you want to look away during the volcano is really where the virtual hidlide gets a little difficult. I have bad games. The thickness counts. No, no, just turn it on here, so you don't get stuck in a floor trap cut there. We pass that floor trap further towards Gail and then we're safe, well, we're not really safe playing live virtual hide and seek, but at least we're out of the dungeon and there we go through the ruins and if you feel. a little dizzy, okay, it's perfectly natural, but I will warn you that you have about two minutes, so I'll take a quick shopping trip.

The way the implement buys is because there are no NPCs, you just go into a menu and at a specific place in the game we have to run there and set it up and in the meantime we probably have time for about two or three donations, Lindsay, and of From time to time everyone must be prepared for that looming volcano, we have a hundred. Pandi Dollars Donating Bird donating during the virtual Hydlide because I feel so bad for you and everyone who has to watch this Blady. Oh God, thank you for playing this horrible game. More garbage.

We have a $50 donation from Python. A kiss. I knew I was going to donate. this year, but I wasn't sure when to do it until I saw the masterpiece that is virtually outstanding, so it's a glorious pile of garbage that blames someone on top of a train wreck, thank you Flask for suffering through this so we don't we have to suffer. through this it doesn't stay that way either Lindsey, okay, we have fifty dollars from Duke, how could I not donate during the virtual Hydlide? My favorite Windows 95 screensaver. I love the horrible crash and I love that this is for a great cause.

I'm pretty. I sure had a screensaver that looked like those ruins. I think all my screensavers move faster than this one. Okay, I'm going to go to the menu here, so let's do some shopping for the rest of the game. Ronda, I go through a single shopping menu and let everything go like this, fairy tears are not a text scroll, so I'm crazy. Any potions, you need a lot of those when you play Virtual Hydlide and some potions, here we go. so complete the purchases. I'll explain what those items do as we get to different points in the game, but this is the volcano coming up and it's going to be awesome, so again, don't feel bad if you have to tap at any time.

At this point, it's really a very, very special experience and we'll also get to our next accessory that we need one hundred and one percent, which will be the fire sword that will appear here in a second, well, a couple of minutes, that's several frames . That's the best I can give you if we explain to you what 100 percent is, 101 percent in this game, but one hundred percent doing all the missions every time you hear a jingle, that's one of the missions, one hundred and one percent is just do everything amazing that this game has. to offer and this is definitely one of those things that is quite surprising, this Horus Tolo is worth mentioning now because the shop actually uses your Spore, you have no money in this game, this is the point in the game where we start measure everything in seconds. per phrase, you definitely want to map anything that has more than one degree in this when Sega doesn't have the explosive processing of the Genesis, we're almost to the first turn, Jim put a chest in, there we go, the flames are.

The tricky thing about this is that you may have to do a turn, but it's between frames, so everything is a perfect subframe for your movement. You're going to rotate and then that's about a frame that you need to react to. Fortunately, all the monsters can't see me because they also can't move more than one frame per second. I see you're running past everyone. these months instead of fighting them, won't that hurt you for being able to afford to buy things with points? Yes, the funny thing is that the monsters give you around 10 or 20 points and the missions give you around a hundred thousand, which is the average price of the items. so it's almost pointless, you could grind for two or three hours and then be able to pay for it like a pair of shoes or something I wouldn't really recommend, although any kind of grind in this game we almost did it.

The second turn is almost here. Can do it. Maybe she can't do it, but you can. So would you say it's easy to do perfect framing tricks in this game because you have approximately? I would say that all the entries in this game are perfectly framed. Good point, I haven't missed a frame yet, the frames get further away as we go, we're within 7 feet of RPG Limit Break's estimate of 23 frames, which is tough and it was a really good run, so We did every Limit Break virtually. The light dates back to May and some people have recovered since then, not all except some Jagadamba, who couldn't survive, but Soul and Mikey.

I've actually seen this in person before and I'm not sure what they can be like. on this couch now given the terrible fate that has befallen them, oh please, I'm watching you practice earlier. I'll need it for some bugs later. It's also very useful for speeding up some elite game bosses that talk speedups, that longsword I returned to the ruins actually saves you about 4 minutes on this next boss. It's about two pixels longer than a normal sword, but that's enough to save you a lot of cycles. This guy comes and goes. Okay, these three buses just come together. everyone has their own life bar and he starts very very far away from you and moves very very slowly so the more hits you can take per cycle without a long start it's impossible to make a cyclin block sometimes it takes two cycles, but generally it is a lot. much faster, we're still waiting for him to do it sooner, I mean, say what you want about this game, it doesn't lie to you, the longsword is long, it's just like the one you think of in the game, which fluctuates appropriately.

I was surprised. I played this for three years, but we realized that the long sword was actually longer than the rest of the swords. It was a revelation and virtually hid the Lightspeed writing technology. When that happened, there we go, we're in range. The long sword will still be like another minister. but starting with a normal sword, okay, they're probably normal strawberries, we can keep the three heads to block the injured lungs, unfortunately the pokey attack only hits two at a time, not as wide in exchange for being longer, here we go, the last head that appears don Don't back up don't back up he's backing up can you do this Jim he's so close it was critical here we go we're fine the dragon is down now the good news is we don't have to walk back of the volcano. ha, I used to buy an item to work on and that's actually what you do in the quick strategy word before the marathon route.

What I wanted to do is a war to the death over this is what would happen if you didn't have the item equipped that you have. Back at the ruins, it's some kind of brutal death that the gym would experience otherwise, never there goes Jim Carbon, so what do you say now that we're only going to lose about 10,000 years instead of 20,000 euros because you save them the dizziness? Now you can turn streaming back on if you had it off, so it's almost safe. We will return to the beginning so that the death warp will take you back to the dungeon you are in if you were. a dungeon doesn't end it will just answer where you left off and the real cost, what hurts you the most is that it takes away all your points so unfortunately we couldn't get a high score when we are doing death. it warps here and there we go this for some reason allows you to walk backwards out of the volcano no other door in the game works like this everything else requires you to face it I don't know why this one is different it's this virtual highlight I'm fine with that that be the answer.

These are a lot of things that happen in this game. Now it may have seemed like I picked up a pot on the way out that is actually a flute, so now we have the musical instrument to calm us down. the savage knob we need to enter the steel judgment lifts up and immediately when you walk out of there, although this has returned to its normal eight frames per second, it looks as smooth as butter. Zoomers glided around like he didn't care. in the world too I think the fairy armor is also a component of that, let's line up here with the bridge, there we won't get stuck on the bridge, try again Jim, there's no zoom, it just has some side issues, it's doing the best it can and the best it can't. pretty good, but we love it anyway we have a ten dollar donation for squinting and a reference to Jim's wonderful racing animation.

A fifty dollar donation from Iran says it's nice to be able to look away from a game and then look back and not miss a single one. framework and we also have a ten dollar donation from RB that says how much is the donation incentive to stop the race so I'm going to do a race with the music here there is a glitch causing the music to not load I think . four frames, so I go most of the way down this hallway as we go through here, we go to another virtual hidlide in case it was my coffee.

I have more than one copy of the virtual highlight here at amazing games, too fast if anyone wanted to. would like to try this game who would like to try this game? We will help you configure what happens to you. What happens to them is not a virtual hive life. What happens to you is that you are excellent connoisseurs of the frameworks that I want. to savor each one, yes, and this game allows you to make precisely that music and this is so intense now, this will be the section where we will have the minecarts and I feel that these are the best minecarts in the history of video games. in Super Mario RPG, yes, the minecarts have Donkey Kong Country and tropical freeze, but none of them compare to the wonder of virtual minecarts and Final Fantasy 6 that we wish these works were, you will know that he is the name of the mining car fan.

Try to get the bike. I was hoping Jim might accidentally get caught on the roof, which happens to everyone, but we have to use bikes to try it on. Yes, and these additional minecarts are happening thanks to him donating to make this happen. Yes, one hundred and one. percent involves every mine cart ride you can imagine, like carts, they are the best part of the virtual highlight since they don't have wheels, but other than that, they are the idealized line that is part of your dream or load limits functional, they use a super advanced magnets to stay on track.

There is a sign next to the mine cart that says there is a 5 kilogram load limit and that is ridiculously light. You could barely carry a dagger up there, but it's not actually implemented in the game, you just have to use it. your imagination to make sure you're not cheating and I made sure to take off all my gear to make sure I met that requirement. Of course, we legitimately play here in amazing games that are made quickly and all our adventures just read the corner over there, okay, I think I see, I see another elevator going up here, okay, time for a quick donation or two as that we approach the maze because once we are in that maze battle, it will be a test, an action-packed battle and I can't have interruptions, well, we have a $50 donation from we have a $50 donation fromwe have a $50 donation fractal donation like we have a $100 anonymous donation the principal that makes everything worse signing up to talk trash for that block of trash we're moving towards that fist mode W for the trio of punches we're at three and a half thousand Seventy-seven and thirty-six cents out of five thousand dollars, let's make it happen right Jim, the gymnast at work, learned from his past mistakes.

This is usually the easier of the two mine carts. Great, consistently, the second line cut goes much better. I think Jim just practiced. Here's the best part, oh yeah, eat your heart out. Donkey Kong Country mmm. This means that this looks like at least 12 frames per second. This is the fastest part of the virtual highs you can have outside of the menus. There we go, so this is to collect the fairy shield, complete our outfit and the last thing we need. Do it one hundred and one percent oars again, thank you all for donating, it's amazing to see the generosity that comes especially for these well made games, quick, you're on this block and I think can you tell us how we're doing? doing on that tree or on the spot and stuff that no, we're pushing hard to get there Lindsay, oh yeah, we're getting close, right now to keep reading the donations until it happens, all good.

We have a $10 donation from Short Bill. The silly Speedrunner plays the game that needs perfect tricks. The wise Speedrunner plays a game where every frame is perfect. Hiding lies simply filled with random poison simply makes another virtual life of hiding thanks to a donation of sixty dollars of cypher I'm donating $60 for virtual hiding lights 60 times more than its current frame rate thanks to a GDQ for hosting an amazing event every year and we're coming back here you know the game has a timer in the top left corner that's pretty accurate that's how long it would be in the high virtual world that I Usually the good times I'm having in a typical race are probably 20 to 23 minutes in game time and in the 40 seconds during real time, because we're going to do 101 percent of what we're going to be doing. all the amazing stuff that adds another 10 minutes or so and I'm glad we can show ourselves to everyone because the virtual Hydlide is a special treat that you really want to savor we see oh.

Let's go for Kobe, okay, they almost get out of the minecart and then go through the floor, which doesn't stop the game, but it's really hard to get out, so I'm glad he didn't. stay there when I get to both sides there we go mine carts are now full let's head towards the wizard here we've got another bit of zig zagging through this dungeon so let's get maybe two more donations here and then. I'll explain how the Bane fight works when we get there. Well, we have a donation of 15 dollars from Laparis. Could the people in the background move a little so that my eyes don't get used to this frame?

We have a donation of 50 dollars. by Czar Horrible Block has been my favorite for the last three years. These games are art. Early detection and prevention saved my father from prostate cancer. I got an early checkup and often each and every one of you Lindsey drew me a virtual skin light frame for RPG Limit. Break and is as realistic as the game, maybe even more fluid. I mean, here we go to the Final Four, so the way the mage fights are going to work is that I'll use the flames, they will be collected as part of the one hundred and one percent incentive and it has an interesting side effect where instead of making Jim spin when you turn around, it makes the room spin, it's a glitch due to the fact that it has a loading animation that they didn't actually program for Jim to move at the same time and since the magician El dish is nothing more than spinning in circles, it may make some of you dizzy, so keep an eye out for that.

I like to think it's Jim working part time as the sundial. The other thing is that the magician was scammed directly from the academy. how many blue balls we get for this and some words of wisdom: yeah this wizard also has some pithy quotes he's thinking mm-hmm wait exactly so you're supposed to chase this guy around the room which is a really big pain so instead I'm just going to let it circle oh the fake one there's a number one blue ball here we go so you want it to just land and that's really really fast cycles so far this is a story Epic so far, really good luck.

Still with cycle time, but can last up to a minute. You can also go out of bounds sometimes if you want, so we'll see how this goes. In total, nine total hits to eliminate the base here, so we have. A little time for a donation while I work on this guy, okay, we have a donation of 256 dollars from Vex Herd. Does anyone know how to turn off fast forward on Twitch? I know that featured virtual camp visits so many frames in a second. good luck surviving the race, thanks a lot Baxter, there's also a debate, enjoy your shout about what exactly beige is doing right now: he's shuffling cards, he's got his fingers caught in a Chinese finger trap, but no, me.

I am a supporter of the finger trap theory. I like cars. Schieffelin, those cards were really shuffled at this time. Practice number three. Is anything out of bounds yet? So we are not in the worst case scenario so far. This boss, in fact, does. attack you if you let him do it in a hurry, he has a square lined up so I'll just let him hit him on the first of the squares, but he's on the ground, here we go, okay, beige is down there, potty. the games made a lot of money for a beginner, right?

We're going well, so we get the two of us off the land, we take our ferry and we go ahead and use the ferry to use it here. This is the best way to work on the past. causing 100,000 points when I can't use it very often, but there is no easy way to deathwarp because there are no monsters around and no environmental traffic, we have the volcano, which is the quickest way to get back to the dungeon entrance, otherwise Otherwise, you will be gone. the way through all those elevators, all those minecarts again and it's very important when you're traveling around here although you discover routes that will have reasonably small dungeons.

This is random and therefore the way it works is that the pieces come together. like a dozen pre-made versions of each dungeon, maybe like two dozen worlds and then a random choice or just locations within for your seats, so I think the developers are saying there's something like three billion combinations, yeah , over and over again, and I don't. I know why every bit of content the game has to offer requires three billion plays. I mean, this game really fits the term games-as-a-service model. We're just going to run to the lost castle, which is the last of the real ones.

The dungeons we go to, this is another one that probably should have remained lost and has come to some extremely horrible mechanics if you thought the things they had thought of to respond to the light up to this point were bad, this is where they went a bit. experimental about how the game could work and it wasn't a good experiment, it was a very very bad idea, in fact for most of us it's probably our last chance here for a good donation or two while I get this castle up and running. I have a $15 donation from Mads.

They say Virtual Hardline is currently the number two game on Twitch. This career is performing art. We have a $500 donation from Scott Benson. Shout out to Virtual Hydlide for giving me a headache watching it. This game hurt me physically. Jim. It's all our oldest son, this game is a land of contrasts, we have a $50 donation from hell. I wanted to give a dollar per frame of virtual highlighting, but negative amounts are impossible. Okay, so let's go to the last castle here. so this will be the first part again. I told you there will be two really bad ideas.

The first bad idea they had was to make a teleporter maze and the way they made this extra bad is a 3D teleporter maze and I'm going to show it. Guys, how does this look, there are three floors apart, the orange and pink dots are like elevators going up and down, so you have to get to the center of the third floor, good luck if you don't make sense when sitting down. I don't know where to go here, this is probably where most people who really thought they could handle virtual enlightenment will up and quit. There are two floors to floor three here and one of the things I select for the seat is a relatively decent puzzle over here that leads to the 3D moving block puzzle.

This is also where games sometimes accidentally spawn the wrong dungeon and I bought two texacos so we can figure out which version we have. I have three relatively common ones. where I know we are a required item is let's see which one we get, well this one will be similar plus 0 on the right side, this is the second most common, there is a better one that gives you the store light +2, but the difference in the damage is not that big and the reason this is ideal is because the stairs going down are on the same side as the light guy, if you don't shake the light you can't finish the game and there is nothing in the game that tells you that like many of the games it surprises you, you just have to know how it works so that the experience stops and you realize that you have to start from the beginning because you missed an element and the other thing that I like This area pulses with lighting effects very similar to those in the original Doom, which I assume was ripped off.

There seem to be monsters here. It's actually 100 imitations and then like 6 real treasure chests on the ground. The imitations are the best part of the game here because they have a status limit called panic where you lose control in the gym for about 15 seconds and run like an idiot, which is why I bought a bunch of potions of mine before that will fix that Stannis item. I've never panicked more than 5 times, but that's the buffer I have to work with here, okay, let's go to war 2 of this, no, not just a floor, there's another moving block puzzle we have to overcome, fortunately.

They're done collecting items though, so I'm going to make a quick run to Davey Schneider, that's not a good skeleton position, the block starts on the global timer, so I can't afford to do that many turns on the map here, otherwise they will exit. of the cycle enough to wait for them to leave, you have to do two or three laps to think again there we go up and around almost until the end of this, where we have our boss, the extremely light form of Alysha, also known as the eel for In short, I don't know why they capitalized all the letters, but I guess it's an acronym being imitated right in front of me, okay, Jim, the spleen, okay, we're over it.

I just want to say that this is a pretty awesome buzzy bass. line here the first time I heard this I had to check my speakers to make sure they were okay. I think the volcano might have the best music and there's nothing else to do but listen to music while you're passing by, okay? Here we go, so another boss when you're just ranged, but I'm using the putter collar to hit triple shots. This will defeat the boss, especially if we get a little closer. He has doubts about where he wants to stand and I. I'm hoping he moves a lot in my face and we can shoot him over and over again and that's the three damage Jim will do.

Okay, if you go to the menu in the first frame after death, you can go back up now. he approaches the friend, this is where I want it at the beginning and one more, okay, it's not really a one frame trick, you have three frames, which is like eight and a half seconds during fights, no, it's the most free you can. do to overcome those boss fights and now with all the fairies in hand they will take us to the beautiful Morales Castle, which is where we will do our boss build during most of the bus rush they had halfway to Boston . he gave up and said here's that bus and that was a load bearing, yeah it's a load bearing eel now if you don't have the three fairies you just drown and that's the end of the game there and that takes us to our next level here, love you crowd, right now by the Bosphorus, seriously upgraded these bosses, you can enjoy the voice acting once again because of the way the voice acting is just them playing the help text to the reverse in Japanese.

Exactly now what makes this guy tough is that he summons thousands of paralyzing bats that will just hit Jim if he ever ends up locked up and let's see if we'll make it out of here clearly or if Jim will kiss the ground again and again. I think the snow parts went pretty well, the steam comes up to me, it's usually when things go wrong and where's the art, back off, this is cool and come on, come on, come on, we have a perfect fight ,that point is the reason. why I buy eight potions and that's the most times I've ever died in that battle, they'll just stun you and kill you over and over again, it's like five or 10 seconds per life, although they just chew them up and now they go back to our friend .

Although I'm abusing the mage this time, I'm abusing a bug with the fighter's necklace. Also, there is some kind of light that smells good, a triple shot and also has an interesting effect that it will deal up to triple damage to the mage, it depends on your position. That's why you'll often get doubles if you're in the wrong range, but triples are possible and we'll see if we get a four cycle here that was a double, but it's probably going to be a five cycle, it's a lot harder with sort of turn on +0 and do this anyway, that's another double of this little Goldilocks zone, we're not too close or too far away for the triplets to try, it was pretty good, don't you have this technique you're going to do below . the yeast that is a triple can see how much damage it caused compared to a normal hit there and possibly one more to go on the list.

I really bit and got a single, okay, he doesn't want to die there, he goes, okay, where are you going. Dude, but look at the vampire, he doesn't let go of some of the skeletons, let's start attacking, so you're safe down there, let's go now. I forgot to tell you that there are three gems that we were supposed to collect, there is the amethyst. the graveyard, the ruby ​​in the volcano and the emerald in the lost castle, if you don't have them, the brass is actually invincible unless you have broken through its invincibility shield, which is another thing we can do with the fire necklace, the only downside is that when he teleports, he'll be invisible, so I'll have to try and figure out where he's going.

The ideal case is that he just sits on his throne and laughs at me, but sometimes he takes exactly a little walk, I think. there's just someone blowing you off with a microphone, yeah, those are good burps and here we go, that's a good pose, there yeah, just stay there for Alice, okay, there's teleportation, okay, fireballs, the only bad attack that you don't want to overcome, everything else. just pain in the face so that's no problem black orb no problem and it's time toOf course, like most bosses, the eyebrows will be a load-bearing boss here, but we have the amazing CG animation in which all your budget It's Latta, the beautiful beautiful there and now Jim has suddenly lost a lot of weight since we last saw him. him and also maybe his clothes and I think the contact lens will come out here too, he will happily reunite with Princess Orb and that will be our amazing ending or you will have a chance when we get to stock.

The photo only tells me if there will be a sheep or a cow, but when we pass by I want to say a few quick greetings. My biggest challenge is Failure, who unfortunately is at a smoothie convention and could have been on the couch. here for Channel hide lie but weasels NES hide lied about eight years ago worse I know I was playing it was the only reason I know where to go in this game because there is no direction whatsoever on a virtual

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I'm with you. All of this is stuck forever. The only people who were credited are the people who took the photograph. PPS, the photo supply did an amazing job. Jim, the princess. We do not have. I have an idea of ​​who they are and it's better that way, it's probably better for them. Anybody, you guys have some comments here before we wrap up. I only know one thing I want to ask the audience. Can we get a perfect big Hydlide? You've seen the rest, now you see the best, this was a game, go there, so let's take a short commercial break.

You'll be able to see some interesting ads that have a lot more animation than that video game, so sit back. Tight for a while and we'll be right back. Hi, I'm an omnigamer and I wrote my new book speedrun science to help both newcomers and veterans through the entire process of researching routes and doing speedruns. I also introduced the rich history of speedruns, now its rules evolved and much more theater now on quiet fangamer, okay we're back, we have comments on Neef's donation about the virtual iolite, we have a $10 donation from Royce, the voice is only as a frame of reference.

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My name is Jay Hobbs and I'm with PJ and Dryer Dryer. Firstly, congratulations on a fantastic virtual Hydlide race. I think thank you. I have been recovering in the backyard in an icy place. I got some really strong medicine and I think I'm ready for this, yeah, the three of us right in the ice bath and everything came out and ready to go. The first thing I really wanted to ask you was with a game that runs at such a low FPS, you know, one frame for 20 seconds is it. Is it actually easier or harder to do perfect frame tricks?

Do you find the problem is that there are things happening between frames? It's like you're running down the hallway. There's a hole there but you never see it because you have a wall frame, you have a wall frame if your turn was in the middle, then you have to have an idea of ​​what things are like, so it's very unity in the sense of that you're buffering all your inputs and it's like it's a virtual highlight, it doesn't really have things to worry about, but at the same time it's more about memorizing what's coming and trying to make a smooth presentation there, so it's a Very different style of play than anything else. which as a platformer that's super precise, you haven't nailed all the tricks, it's a very, very fun experience, but different in terms of its nature is highlighting a game that you basically just pull out for marathons and everything or just to have fun or is it something you are as a man.

I got a reset every try, you know, almost because I have to get this perfect orange or whatever. I started making hide light for Christmas as a way to punish everyone who caught you. you're naughty with the area like you know this is your charcoal in the stocking you get a versatile skin light and then I realized I was actually optimizing and messing up the speed so it went down for about an hour and a half to Como 45 minutes to like it, it was like 40 minutes when I did the RPG Limit Break, so it got to a point where it's actually a really fun speedrun because I mean, one look at the game you know it's not.

I won't show anything on the screen anyway, yeah, you could do a blindfolded incentive without even having to change anything. I'll just do the vampire escape style like this exactly, oh man, I mean, I loved every minute of it, of course, and PJ. I'm very excited about your run because yes, a lot more FPS is gone, yes, it's not necessarily a good thing, really the best, don't you tell us a little about Mohawk? Well, from Jack, yes, the Mohawk is a 2d. Let's say it's a 2D Mario Galaxy mixed with Sonic the Hedgehog, that's probably the best way I could put it, it's a gravity based platformer, I got it, that's something to be thankful for having seen the game.

I actually know what you're talking about, yes. It's okay now with the type of game. Shakey isn't the right word, but the game is so shaky with the camera and everything because of gravity and everything it's like how often do you fight yourself and find yourself fighting physics? of the game more than trying to play, so the controls of the game are surprisingly good, like if you watch the game, it seems like you have absolutely nothing, it seems like the exact opposite of that, right? get into some weird situations where you're in what I would call corner gravity, so this wall has gravity pointing this way and this wall is gravity pointing this way when you're on that little scoop in the middle and you jump right straight up, the game tries to split you in half because it doesn't know which direction to send you, so that kind of feeling is something we'll have to see if you're really accurate on Grindr, looking at it closely.

I want to jump into some questions about social media because it sucks to block everyone, everyone loves it and the first one I love and this could really apply to any of you I think, but maybe a little more for PJ is from the arrest of the Mr. torture, do you have anything to drink? to avoid motion sickness no, fortunately I have never had that problem, even in the blinds, I play with fear of Mohawk, it has always been fine. A couple of people told me they got sick, especially the volcano, so I'll give them that warning.

It's a serious thing where people get hurt, but I don't think it affects me, so I can successfully spend most nights there without dying. Now we can solve this problem because we can get virtual highlights. VR now we're talking and yeah, there we go and I don't even want to touch the mohawk, no, fortunately, I think the technology is a little bit far away for that, yeah, yeah, just a little bit. I love this one from Henry T, who asked the speedrun communicator to accept virtual hydlide submissions through the family photo album. If you have an immature album, we will review all the frames to get it together and make it happen.

I believe you, I don't think you're lying. I bet there are actually personal parts. I would let it run at 12 fps, so those are the ones that are like the smooth parts, but Italy is just a slideshow. I think that's part of the charm of the right. everyone who wants to pick it up, well, we've seen you in and PJ. I want to ask you kind of the last question here, what is the time that you're in that people should be paying attention to? Oh dear, the ending! it ends when it's done like this, not the video when it actually breaks down to a different screen, yes, joke answer and also real answer because the ending is amazing, ah yes, it sure is a spectacle, well remember friends, no they're going to understand the ending if you don't watch from the beginning, so obviously you have to check everything, yeah, naturally, sure, and let's keep those donations coming for the Alpha Block because every time you make a donation during the Alpha Block, you have the opportunity of winning certain awards and usually there is a very familiar person who helps tell us about those awards, isn't that the right scent?

Don't pretend, so I'm trying to get to 8 FPS here right now. It's very jarring why I see you half out of frame so it seems quite appropriate, yeah, okay, so boy, I have a question for you real quick and I know it's been very polite of Hobbes not to ask it because I've seen it all over the place. our social networks why I was watching YouTube videos for 10 years. ago and this was when you had a time limit of about 10 minutes and I was actually asked the other games I ran at sgdq 2017 was another one that was a good game I found on YouTube, this was one where it said I have to try This and the reward was worth it.

I can't imagine how long this will take and speaking of horrible guys, we have some great prizes for you for the horrible block. All we're going to talk about now is opening from now to the end of the tree. of the coup, never forget me, which is a game you should never forget, which is coming out later this morning, so first of all for my friends on the localization legends team, we have this Bowie book, bad translation, the words of video games are difficult, something like that and guys, this. is a wonderful little book full of all your favorite linguistic mistakes, like the NES Genesis, even from an earlier era.

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I'm going to save this for the rest of the interview because it's fantastic. No one needs to see me like you should. This prize is so horrible that it tried to escape from us.I had to lower my hand. behind the couch but from sgdq we have the commissioner signed by Yama ooh yah mystique now here's a quick story about Hobbes. I know you were involved in this, but at the end of sgdq we did a fun little skit involving a character we like named uh, we called the prize man and we had him, you know, fight the evil commissioner that Yama and I gave him. we told Mike at the time.

You know Mike. All you have to do is sit at the desk, pretend to do a job, say something vaguely mean and then I know we'll just wing it from there, okay. Mike goes and writes this cue card full of life instructions and lies and everything that entails and it's signed by the Commissioner about Yama, so we thought it would be really cute, you know what? For outside a block, let's put it as a prize. Minimum donation of $10. Well, we're going to have the entire production team sign it and it's not framed yet, but I think it's going to be a fraud, yeah, and I mean this is genuinely one of a kind of cdq memorabilia this will never be done again for many reasons, most of the good ones and finally Hobbs right behind you on the shelf, there we have a winner in cross stitch.

I have to move the sign, why don't we give it to them? pj, nothing could go wrong with that, yes, right behind you, what a beautiful winner you are, cross stitch for my skater friend 43, you know, it really exemplifies everything important about horrible blocks, from shirtless men to terrible grammar, everything you need is there, ten dollars. Minimum donation from now until the end of the slam tree guys, don't forget that every donation you receive brings you one step closer to participating in our wonderful grand prize, if you want, you want a motion with me here, this is awesome. aiyah this is a great move great move guys this is amazing.

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I know it doesn't seem like it, but you might want to see this. I'm pretty sure that precisely because you don't seem to want to see it, that's why they want exactly what they don't understand is how many people are going to be doing. Wow, yeah, you can't, you can't see my hand, don't worry, it's okay. , it's funny anyway, I think that'll be it for us, Hobbs, thank you so much for having me here to show off these awards as always. thanks penny and let's go ahead and throw it back to the front because we have Pete Door who is almost ready to start the Yeti Ida urban peak in the house.

He's somewhere around here. I'm sure you'll throw it back to the L, okay? Thanks guys, we have a $10 donation from Jagger Mins. I think I could draw.