Villain Pub Compilation - Volume One

nightmare. Oh, I hate it when the hero invades the lair. They always say "you're going to pay for what you did." Or "it ends tonight." "Stop, you workers of evil." I mean, it's like having a different hobby, right? They never do. No. They just thwart your plans and keep getting in your way. Heroes... Do you know what heroes Batman is? A bunch of bullies! Oh, I'm a bully. Bully for justice. So are we going to do this or are you all just going to sit there like a bunch of sissies? I think it's time we eliminate this intruder. - Zod! - With great pleasure! - Ohh poop, it has kryptonite. - Exterminatahhhh I'm already out.

Two things. Last time I checked, that guy was Doomsday. And second. It's the best you can do? Kill him. Now we are talking. Do a barrel roll. Wow... Ahhh! I'm melting. Ahhhhh! Open the pub doors! I'm afraid I can't do that, Cobra Commander. - That?! - Batman has overwritten my function. - Curses! - Avada ke... - Batarang! Ah! You haven't seen the last of me, Batman! Thrones returns! that? What do you have, magic man? Oh, please don't hurt me, detective. Stab! Ha ha ha! You just let yourself be fooled. Are you sure you don't want to get involved in this, Thanos?

No, it's not my time yet. Then you won't mind if I borrow this. Oh, now it's on! Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Because I'm a batman. Shot in the face! I finally have you, hahaha! Oh, come on. Look to you. Go. Laugh once in a while. I think he's knocking him back in time. Wait until you meet me. Should we try to stop it? - Not in this case. No I dont think so. You're done? Good. Good. - You did well, Batman. - Yes, I know, thanks for noticing. Yes, I can feel your anger. Hit me with all your hate and your journey to the dark side will become...

Stop right there, wrinkles. I'm already on the dark side. The Dark Knight, of course. So be it. Dark Knight. Can I introduce you to your only weakness? Hello Batman. What is... what is this? - The ladies . - Oh no! - Hello. - You know that I... Yes. I know, you can't resist. I trust them too easily. It is your destiny. Ah! You, monster. Hello, I'm Batman. You want to know my secret identityhh... What is it... Harley! How did you get back here? I'm known to be quite irritating. Ehhh what happened? That? Where I am? You're at the end, Batman.

Welcome to the cellar of perdition! Where I keep my most evil spirits and a good friend of mine, who can't wait to meet you. Do you know Jaws? Hello Batman. I'm sure I really want to eat you. Oh, I'm afraid that when this chain lowers you into the water, Jaws will have all the bat he can eat. You won't have shark repellent this time, Batman. We hope to see the demise of him. But it's a shame we can't see it. awww As per standard

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practice, we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device achieves its purpose.

That and because it's also closing time and I'm ready to go home. Come on people, the show is over. Goodbye Batman! Batman, come down. You're the next contestant on... My dinner... We're almost there... omm nommm And that's when I ran away. Is it that simple? Yes, that simple. As? Because I'm a batman. Didn't you get any help? - No, nobody? Not only me. There is no help whatsoever. - Well, that was quite a story. - Yes, and did all the bad guys escape? Well, I don't think that's the important issue. I think the important thing is that I escaped.

And I still know where their secret meeting place is and I can still catch them all. You need more of us to go with you next time, right? Oh my god, yes please, I barely made it out of there alive. -He says, just hold the reset button-I am! - Emperor Palpatine? - What's up, HAL? - Will I dream? - I don't mind! Just open the damn door! Daaaaaiiissyyyyy, Daaaaaiiissyyyyy... Uhh, this is taking forever. Hereos are very annoying. Hello guys, thank you very much for watching this entire Villain pub

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