Unlocking AWOKEN Dreamnail... but explained in insults.

Warning, this video seems like a joke. I have no idea how to accurately explain the platforms to you idiots without just showing you what they look like. Remember you asked for this, but first we have some to cover the assholes. My name is Windet and welcome back. The central idiot today

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and insulted, we are covering the White Palace and to be clear with you idiots, they asked for this several times. The first problem that needs to be solved here is that we can't squash ourselves into this guy's brain. To solve this problem we need 1800 essence and a waking dream nail.

Along the way, we'll get all of these as additional items from the Seer and I can't quite remember which dream warriors we've already killed in this series, so let's go. I'm going to find out now no, no, yes, he's dead, no, no, no, and who is this guy again. I just don't remember what his name is, guys, right on the tip of my tongue, who, oh well, we're not exactly going into the palace. with only 200 essences, so it's time to go hunting first. Our Lord and Savior Gorb is located atop the Howling Cliffs, which for the directional challenged is that way.

Remember when you first fell into hell. Their legs were broken. Remember the little one. Geopile hidden in the corner You know there's a secret passage right up there God you're stupid just raise your head break the secret wall go left and kill literally anything that breathes until you get to a tombstone okay it's Time to murder, like you idiots do. Gorb is only capable of being useless and disappointing. He is also only capable of two things floating annoyingly and dying. I'll give you some tips to make this fight easier. First, there is a bench at the bottom right that also has a nail on it.

Hidden art behind this, imagine and the second tip is to use your spells on the puncture if you are the one who died here. Congratulations, at least you are consistent. Next on our hit list is the saddest optimistic depression ball I've ever seen. I ever saw Mamu is hidden in Queen's Gardens, right next to the station we haven't unlocked yet, oh boy here we go, some idiots actually followed the True Flower Quest video, so you already traveled here once before and opened . the shortcut to get back there just stack up to the queen station go up go left go up again left again up and went for the third time wow this is really repetitive about the acid past the left door a little more kill this through the Shortcut left one last time and from here my only advice is to try not to die because in the next area we have to deal with frogs, no, no, what are you doing here, mother God, get another one, are you kidding me, owl, Oh God, get out of there?

My way once to the end, probably having been torn apart by some shitty RNG disguised as moss balls on my legs instead of trying to kill something resembling a beach ball with a bungee cord and forcing myself to have even less faith in you. Go past the tomb and open the station, there's a bench here so use it before I lose my patience and by the way you missed a meal somewhere back, just thought I'd let you know anyway, the easiest way to eliminate this overgrown bright green oxymoron. The beach ball is quite intuitive, you just start the fight and then start swinging.

It feels like it's attached to you by a giant rubber band and keeps flying towards Mark V. Interestingly, the best way to counter this is by knowing how to wait between hits. if you die here I'm disowning you I don't need pure incompetence watching these videos oh wait nevermind it's all of you moving towards our next deliciously awaited victim who is in your favorite area imagine that oh you're going to I love this but we're not going to go there yet because you guys are too stupid to survive there without updates. First, stack the hidden station and C.

Run towards the old Basin, go down to reach the entrance to the chasm, jump across the upper platforms and line up with this Vine and fall halfway, then drop to the right and reach to the ground from here, go left, kill whatever is in your way, go left again and now we are in a room that seems to be screaming at us. I wonder what to do. Make it cool now that it's over, ironically the quickest way to get to our next location is to use the tram, so safely abandon the path back to the hidden station and go up there, head left towards Fun Town Duck And keep going. hell on the leg bench, if you are a little and continue left, then up, then right, up again, left again, up once more and go through the passage.

Dodge the spikes, not that I have to explain it to you, head further to the left and exactly at At this point, go up, kill everything that moves, hug the left wall and it is through this passage that Galleon is found, but given You probably don't remember names, it's understandable since no one talks to you, this guy is basically the Pale King's best friend, see if you can understand why now this fight would present a challenge, but yeah, spells break. That's three less if you die here. Don't worry, I wouldn't be surprised if our next victim is hiding in the Green Path, so save and exit first. oh you idiot, you got caught in the deep cause you stayed on the bench, you know what you do on your way to the Green Path deer, you did this to yourself once there on the bench, if you're a little head, then go down to the bottom, head, until you reach this point, take the diving bench if you are with your head down, then crouch with your right hand towards this passage, here kill everything that moves, including the plant, and then get ready for a boss fight, welcome to the lair of the eyeless, a dream warrior with one of the creepiest backstories I've ever heard I said heard instead of C because it's easier to tell where he is based on the sound look what I did there she didn't this fight is a game of patience knowing them means it's a lost direction You have to dance across platforms floating over a pit of spikes.

She dodges floating ghosts that increase in number as the fight progresses and somehow survives this endlessly creepy tune she sings all the time. I'm telling you, you don't have to feel bad if you die here. but who are we kidding, we know it's a skill issue, you're trash, okay, that's four fights over, ironically, we received a small gift for beating this particular warrior in the form of a mask and with that there's only one fight left to go. Essence is worth more. and he is considered one of the most annoying bosses in the game. He is hidden in the farthest reaches of the Kingdom.

Simply head to King Station and head to his Arena. He looks from left to right through the secret passage in the ceiling and goes down to the right to the end. Up and here locked behind a shadow door with quiet music in the background lies our last victim and he is dead, well that was easy, oh come on, I already made a whole video about this without the floor, just watch it, the card information is on. the screen is now lazy Pricks and that's all the Dream Warriors, but there's a little problem, we're still missing 700 Essence, but don't worry.

I know where to find them in episode 6. I hinted that there was a dream fight hidden inside the broken container that is. our first stop and is worth 400 Essence, but once you've done it, you'll have to make a decision. There are four dream bosses besides the Lost Kin that you can fight for the remaining Essences, two that I highly recommend and that require a lot of setup. and the last option is that it shouldn't even be available to you here are the locations and requirements but if I'm honest I just choose the failed champion, yes it does double damage but it's much easier to kill once you discover the Brawl, so with that in mind, let's first start stacking up to the hidden station and see Dash once twice on the bench if you are three times over spike-filled death pits, taking the shortcut we opened last time that we were here and finally ended up right next to the dried corpse of our fallen brothers, no surprise, if you fought with a broken container, you're going to suck here, Kian lost is the original fight, but drugged on speed, he spent the entire fight jumping and running from one side of the screen to the other, so as expected your best play is not to move much, he's almost always coming towards you, so high five him as he drives and dispose of the floating jelly balloons sensitive as they appear will leave you with more than enough soul.

To repay his stellar hospitality tenfold, he just waits for her to high-five him as he passes by, kills the jellyfish, and then casts a spell. Now, where is that oversized piece of metal hidden? Unfortunately, if we were to fight the failed champion right now, you'd be off your ass. It's been kicked six ways since Sunday, so we're going to need some upgrades, first head to the King Station and then to the Gold Shop. If you've seen the Flower Quest video, you know where to go on the way, though. How about I let you in? In a little secret, you'll notice that I only once told you to go and upgrade your nail and there was a reason for that, as it happens that Dream Warriors and a couple of other creatures in this game scale their health from your nail.

Upgrades are a matter of balance and in most cases make sense unless you do what I told you and max out your spells first. We now have two Abyss and Shaman Stone level spells equipped and that's no coincidence. Look, it doesn't matter if our nail doesn't deal damage if we're just using it to cast max level spells, so here's a fun little detail to make Dream Warriors easier and hey, we're here on the bench if you're like always and you continue hiding in the wall. It's a soul totem and the floor here seems a little less solid than the rest, heads down, follow the path left, then up, left, then down and right, there's a secret entrance here .

I wonder what's in it. I guess you'll have to come. here to find out, continue left and then up until you reach this ledge and continue walking across the nearest solid wall, shiny, well, that's our saving grace obtained now for the nail upgrades. Oh, you left a meal there too, no sorry, go back to King Station. and then head left until you reach the nail Smith sign hugging the right wall until you reach the top and we see you run to say hello, grab the next nail upgrade and then proceed to watch it hit a piece of metal.

It seems that we are almost ready to head to the crossroads. You are not a if this time you stay on the bench. Believe me, you're going to die here. Jack with a quick slash and any other spell you can fit into a five notch slot if necessary. You are more than welcome to go to salubras and get another charm notch or two if you can, have you noticed how nice I am being, take note, you won't be fine, you always have other options, this may be the simplest. way to get the last 300 Essences, but you can always leave, it's okay to back off, well if you haven't left yet, you know what you're in for, two things to keep in mind here, number one, hit the armor, don't will give none. soul and number two, this fight sucks, start by leaving the station and go up, ah, pinch, kill whatever gets in your way and head to the boss room.

Side note, these guys boom once in the arena, just go left and then up, not up anymore. tear down the secret wall and then proceed to torture the two innocent worms for your own sadistic amusement, abuse them to obtain some free soul before each attempt and then begin a long and continuous chain of failures that just this once you will not I will reproach the fight. goes as such spawns running to the lower platform C Run to the arena start the fight hit him a few times get hit back Panic swing some more Dodge him this time repeat the last two steps indefinitely hoping he will eventually stagger and oh god mine, he finally fell fast, hold him, don't wake him up, this is the perfect time for a calm reset, hit once, then heal, hit again, then dream of nails, repeat until HP and soul are full, then go back to the fight once you start agitating that poor guy.

Unfortunate little mace bug, if you want to feel good you can always try to time your shadow soul with his hammer blows in the hopes that it will melt once you are soulless, hit him again and honestly, the fight. It doesn't go any further from here, so just kill it and move on, that's the gist, now just head to the Seer, talk to your non-existent ears, collect a bunch of rewards and finally, oh it's beautiful, now where is that guard? going down to the hidden station and the sea running to the left, here we are, it's time to play and I'll let drunken Windy take it from here so you know you're helpless.

Ah, Jesus Christ, hey buddy, I'll kick your ass. byhere look at this come on in okay you should see them first guys you see a hint of this little Crest thing over here all the way to the right hey wait a minute if you're uh let's go over. right again, scroll down, go to the right job and see I should take off this dress, wait, stop, come back because I see this from this point, oh hey buddy, again, I'm going to keep you blocks from that corner, oh. where you belong look at her little squashed body okay they go all the way up and ignore everything to the right you have to go up and run and press the lever hold down but then she runs out here because it's definitely here a where you are destined. to go but then, oh, this is too far, she takes the elevator and jumps as hard as you can.

I'm going to get to the top. I will go. These saw blades are bad for your health. We are ignoring everything. up there going down and then you have to avoid the sauce, remember these guys are going to hurt your feelings if you have Dash in the double jump, there you go, if you avoid, make sure you avoid, okay, I'm realizing it. A theme here avoiding the saw blades would be a good idea, so wait for him to come to you before Pogo leaves, that's the perfect look you know? In fact, you could hack your way through this little blade. of saw here, okay, go quickly, now for the easy part, you just have to take a step and then jump when it goes down and not go up, so you jump and then perfect, okay? that wasn't perfect, okay, that's just the easy part, you just have to step to the right and then step again and step again when it goes down, you jump, but that's exactly fine, so I did it.

What you're going to do is go through this. the easy part, okay, take a step, take another and another, you wait for the sword to come down, you jump, you cross, you don't get hit by the spikes and then you see it really come down, yeah, there you go, perfect now. You have to wait for this sword to make a hole, but you see it stop, you go down, you get to the bottom, you have to land on this platform, but you have to get these guys for some Soul Dash to the end. down and you have to turn the lever with the first cog so that the door can open now that we are back in the original room, we will head to the right to open those doors, we will kill those guys because we are going to go up to the upper right about this weird, sneaky little thing we're opening soon once you're here you're going to stop your sea career.

You're going to follow this lower saw, but be careful, come back, he's coming for your butt you have to hug the left wall they have to go right and they have to go left they're going to go back to the right and then you have to go and take that guy out, they go up to that little crack. You have to jump right under those saw blades and then you'll be all the way to the top. Well, most people think in this section that you have to go down here, but you don't see that the trick is that you have to go up here and squeak.

Okay, so the trick is you have to double jump through that, yes she, that's right, it's very easy, look, I'll show you again. This is what it looks like, you have to grab underneath this and then you do a double jump and it's that easy. like me, this is all you have to do, you have to get close to him, do a double jump with the Pogo Dasher, there you go, go run from this point here and now you are safe, now some people would do this part, but I think Get Soul and heal a little is a better idea because there is breakable terrain here let's work our way through how I'm standing to the end don't forget to move the lever that's important look this is a dollar all the way to the left , uh, so we can go to the next elevator.

Hey, don't forget to do the jobs when you go, did you jump, jump as much as you can? This section is really easy, you just have to get Pogo out of his head, uh. after jumping, uh, now in this section you're supposed to do all this to the left, but that's a little boring, so let's just take this out and then hug this wall, don't get hit by the saw blades if If you want to get good at sliding down these walls, you can always tap C Dash like this, like I'll show you again, like you can get really good at just floating, this is a great position, now we have to go up instead of going to the Good, so you're going to jump as high as you can and then Pogo at the top of that loop, but there you have it, you just skipped all of this to the right.

There we go, Pogo, this would waste time and then. get out of the puzzle wall again and then you can get all the way here and now this is the fun part, you see all these things over the edge, yeah, all that, we're going to get all the way here, we're going to go all the way and squeeze each other these guys, there we go, that's perfect, you gotta get enlightened with this line here and then you gotta stop, oh god, yeah, let's Pogo, uh, all this stuff and just ignore everything above us because um , it's this, I don't like things now, you have to time this, when you hear the spikes come out, that's when you jump, so you jump when there are spikes and then you jump and then you go down now.

I'm not sure about any of that. What happens in this section is actually somewhat involuntary. I think I'm going to do the intended route here, like passing those saw blades, if that's not intended. I feel stupid. Okay, so I'll show you how to do this again. Wait, oh you. You have to go to Pogo Dash, just double jump past it, now go up to the section, follow the sword right after it goes up, that's how you get the right script, right now, here, I'm going to jump right on top of the ridge , you see? On that little ridge on the wall right above it, we'll do a full height jump and then we'll run immediately after the full height jump and then we'll double jump and then you can grab and jump everything else, so I'll show you. you again right after the blue soul goes up, there you go and adjust yourself just above the ridge and then you do a double jump, there you go, that's what you're going to do.

I'll show you again. Oh, you have to wait until the sword comes up and then. You go up after that, you go perfect and then you do the big jump, but there you do it, it's perfect, you just jump all this way to the left, that Pogo Pogo and Pogo just for the last snatch. I congratulate you, the other White Palace, it's fine, everything. otherwise, here it's just watching, not really, you don't need me for this, why are you still here? Hey, look, you can take you to the creepy crib, baby space, wow, this is good, you come to this elevator.

Don't forget to jump so many times and oh, you have to open Gabe's music, you have to turn on the game music to the maximum, just oh, so you pick him up from the chair, don't pick him up, you will carry him. You have to go, okay, look, it's just and now you wait and then and then uh, yeah, oh, there it is, well, it was a video. I guess thanks for watching, if you made it this far I hope you had a good Christmas. and while we're all still here, I need to get some people's attention at the end of a video on my second channel.

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