UNHhhh Ep 40: "Magic part 2" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

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Hi, I'm the sharp stick in the eye that's even funnier than your parents' marriage, Trixie Mattel, and I'm the sole survivor of a sexy shipwreck that ran aground on the shore of your mom's house. oh Katya Katya, welcome to Oh, should we talk about whatever we want? I can't say that now. Can I say that I am a survivor and I want to give up? Yes, thank you, we are only 12 people. I want thank you and I want your ears and eyes to bleed, this fan doesn't work, you know, as a drag queen, uh,

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all the time, any kind of reveal of locker room, is that right? wig reveals rocks I'm looking at you she's not what's up with the practical man shouldn't be cool club Oh no okay so obviously I'm Nicole Kidman in your friend Sandra Bullock no brown hair the Owen sisters are too beautiful dumb but we live in a mansion with our aunts who are aunts templates is your map everything no no no tempest dujour in kasha Davis oh definitely those are ants they are with whose living room is the ephemeral defeating matriarch I identify with that movie because it's not just me making magic towers every one of my husband's current dead I'm just kidding, they don't stay long enough to get married, it's sad, they just keep leaving, he can't be sad, oh yeah, all my ghost boyfriends turn out to be abusers and teachers, we meet you, what guys ghost them, what if that's very Los Angeles for guys to go to, don't you think people would do it if a ghost ghosted you, well guys go to me, they're like cutting ghosts, I'm like um Papillon Street?

Well, you're giving me more importance and talking to me for the Ouija board. Didn't they press their lips to the Ouija board and whisper in my Woodham a brown hole if they don't accept me in My miss Cleo, you don't deserve her mail. I am in conclusion. I don't believe it. Normally I don't believe that magic is real, but the perception of magic will be real, for example, if you think. Meditation is a form of magic and makes you live your life differently. It could also be real and like if we're defining magic as an inexplicable method by which certain things happen, vegetation is absolutely a form of magic because you can go from a serial killer to a generous and charitable person who doesn't kill people that look in is not in my book, yes, that's a JK Rowling, darling, that's JK Rowling in a river, in my you think that doesn't make any sense. she's JK Rowling deep down, are you sober?

JK Rowling no, I'm rolling in ecstasy oh darling, that's oh darling, oh darling, darling, that was me in Market Day Chicago, sober eyes, that JK Rowling wait, can I just say one thing? I know it's on its way back um, we're back, oh yeah, we're back, thanks for joining us again this season, it's a season, it's, it's, it's the season of our lives, no, yeah, We're still waiting to fall in love, yeah. this is the longest Kaunas you are just watching your long dates talking about magic and tricks, long scam, yes we are tricking you into doing nothing, it's free, yes it's free if you were a wizard, a witch, a sorceress, What would your drag name be?

Real wizard and sorceress, what would your dragon do? Oh, Chris, sure, I would, but maybe like I don't know, yeah, or crystal ball, crystal ball, crystal ball, Detective Columbo, Legion jovem on stage, miss, magic wand, name of the magic axe, though It will be a name, what happens? um it's an era David Copperfield perfect birthday dragon David Blaine David Blaine um, what's with the crossover? No, yes, the Criss Angel. um, you could do a Christmas link with the Christmas angel. What happens when drag queens in Europe tour with fans to your studio? roof - I need an update to an average roof today and it's also Christmas, didn't you want to tear it down?

No, I picked it up again. Alright. I think you're a witch. You're too busy bewitching people to drag them away. Yes, yes, you have your eyes focused on something bigger and better, however, it screams magic in many movies. If you are a young drag queen, you are probably influenced by witches in movies because those are variants of the caster, how about a big magical drag? Cross Magic Foam foam grew on your face before shaving What do you think is the future of magic? I truly believe that the future of magic will be a future of magic that is timeless.

There are no famous magicians. I guess I'll take another one. Well you. you know what immediate media magic is probably not as impressive on television anymore because magic is oh yeah oh that's Hollywood it's match TV on Oh totally it's about sleight of hand tricks card tricks in the square we can just the ribs where you can get between 20 and 30 dollars in people in a wok Wow Wow, yes, and as they say in the industry, a poor Cadabra. Well, on that note, make sure you subscribe. Wow presents in my magic, there is no link for that you have to imagine.