UNHhhh Ep 38: "Season 2 & the Future" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya feat. Mrs. Kasha Davis & Te

when I wipe I can taste the toilet paper, it's that normal, oh that would be fun, oh my lip brush went straight into the toilet, right at the top, but luckily for you, your lips were already on the toilet. Hello, I was already licking water, you were another. I work dumb on the toilet like, hello, I'm the nightgown you wear during the day because you can't sleep at night, Trixie Mattel, and I'm the 20 to 30 pounds of human feces stuck in your refrigerator because I don't have the strength yet arm, so take it to the show where we talk about whatever game we want in the sequel because it's our show and it doesn't belong to anyone else.

Oh my God, Katya, we're on

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two, but you? Have you ever wondered how long we'll be doing this? Well, probably 45 years, that's what I thought. That you thought? Let's see, is there a mount available? I feel like we are all reasoners or looking at our own lives. This is nothing, you are nothing. computer business hat mom everything Oh sending something sweet let's go to the movie contact no, I won't Jodie Foster this kind of behavior Rin, can you see it? You can see it? There are many things. Oh, give me what you find. I don't want to. do this with you even if you have two kombu buns oh I'm a mountain bike vampire without me with a rake mom Oh doctor, let's party Katja wow wow wow I'm not really, you didn't do it, that wasn't me Now I feel more comfortable Okay, hello, I'm that girl from RuPaul's Drag Race, it's not free

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10, 11 or 12 that you call because no one else can come because they're on tour busy getting work, Trixie Mattel and I'm the weird one. photographed often talked about twice stillbirth love childhood Jim Nabors and Aileen Wuornos got you and welcome to a show about whatever we want to talk about because it's our

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of the show the

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didn't make it this is what happens after several seasons in the sun or the sand or on tour I've progressed from vintage store robes to Lane Bryant yes, you have Lane Bryant 1974, right?

I'm going to tell you something right now and it's that I have to prove that you're supposed to use depends on the row. I wonder if you could come, my grandmother, um, at one point, Chenery 82 reached under her, we were using a lawnmower and we cut off all her fingers and they were sewn back together. This is a true story. Now I ask, oh my gosh, about Calvin Talk. about aging there are some good things about aging you can have a lot of money and you can have your 401k and you get really cheap wigs I feel like I call this sweeping I like it's fantastic things hurt all the time and I call National tube sock tits Geographic like the ones that are like tube sauce full of, you know, yeah, the Roxxon oxen say it's interesting to try trying the boob rocks and sauces.

I'm a gold star, oh you're a gold star. I had my face in a vagina we all know it's just a salty slip but here's the big mistake that young girls make Wow stop copying people you're not Beyonce calm down Beyonce there's only one Beyonce find your voice and find your thing in you whoa That's good, she's got that leg up at 50, what are we talking about? You don't need to go all the way down, you just need a little bit on the tip, that's where all the nerves are, that's what, oh God, here comes something else, I hope.

Don't you see the birth rate look this is what the kids are doing they're not afraid to let this happen I don't feel like reading it yeah oh everything I know there I like it good okay very good that's great I don't want to fall would you like a peanut No, you don't trust, she's a clean nut, I should hit you there, she see Bob, there he is, look, it was just a wig change, that's all you needed, dry as a desert, anally, cry like a desert anal . leaky cleavage in the business next to Sonia it's called Ben and Jerry's I can use the bed and you can have it, so Mikey no, these are the things, it's like it's hot, yeah, it's too much, we, like these women Mature, we decided that we were going to go out. and we were going to try to find our stardom and find our way and we're finding it and we have at least 16 followers, so honey, between us, maybe 16

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I'm awake this morning, but that looks good. My message in the mirror I love you. live your truth you are never too old the dream you have to live for that poop of love and understanding talking about which she has to go oh she just left oh talking about a future let's talk about the present I think we dressed for the occasion I think this is saying if anyone looks you're going to see this season you think it's revealing look at this I have it all here some old throwbacks some new backs and also a hairy back okay one eye to the future and the other eye to where your tanned body is now then you have tan hands shut up get better oh this is dirty when you have a bread knife but you don't have bread that's sad that's so sad that's too sad how about you see what's going on there? you have twenty fingers working for you you can't put that in your eye I mean I have like 30 pairs of fingers working for me and I can't make my life work at all so there you go so this is what too I tried to do. get tanned hands because they get You put your feet one in three and you say, but he turned his left feet in two and four, are you trying?

The cycle starts this is not how my tanning booth works. I wish it were, although it's a mystical Stan, you can't wash it for six to eight hours on me like fredericka flat and oh, you can't fit this in your nose, what are they for? Do you ever fold them all down and like Do you ever feel very rock and roll? It should hit the nails well. I have miniature nails like the ones I already had painted. I just can't find them because they are so small. I made them in my mind. She won't put nails on herself, but on these hands definitely because you can burst. these flashing little men, except my nail bed, this is for if you go to nail school at the Shire center, but they wouldn't even know how or not, how you liked to change it, what if you brought this to this instead of an old man? wait, do you ever get stigmas from these and only a tampon takes care of it oh yeah, wow or damn, the light on the highlight, what are you, what are you a revolutionary, well, sometimes my skin really gets, I hate that, I hate it, yes, Queen, me?

I hate that so much, I think as we move forward into 2017 we need to be realistic about what phrases we as non-dry Queens have burned in the state DOT, say yes Queen, unless something happens about being queen that triggers a yes , these people are simply late. to the party when they are having fun it was like when people say shadow it's like if you characters said something I and they would be like shadow that is not shadow, silly I wish everyone had a personal Dorian quarry to follow them with the pinky highlighted fingers one shadow coming from the radius you get a smart crack everyone laughs and laughs because you found the flaw and exaggerated it then you have a good reading, she applied that cream shadow for about 90 minutes well that's the whole game just a cream shadow The teachers have more in common than we thought, oh just a finger, well you know what I wish the people in power would realize how much they have in common with Jasmine's teachers.

I think that would solve many world problems. She's older, she's the queen of sailing. you need to fix your eyes, you put a door, they explore waiting on a lip, when she'll just stand in daylight in an alley, she'll do it and she should also roll down the stage stairs between stairs like Patti LaBelle, yeah , does a full body turn. what is that is that a drink has no name what Nestor says it's me Nestor okay, it's Wednesday a day time to reflect yes hump day not to hump day when I hump with a camel and I think about my past it's always interesting to see what it's like the style, isn't it?

Me, I look like Drive T, I'm 5 pounds, you look good, really look, my God, you look like a crazy person, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised to see you in a movie setting feeling how much jewelry you had like that, right? There might be a gap with that I still think she's pretty good. What about that tour you predicted if the night? Oh yeah, we could help you, but we both haven't helped anyone yet. We have helped many people. I look a little hideous, I think the tan warms my face and attracts people. Hopefully, I like it.

I like it. I knew we would create a show that would be watched by dozens. I know people say all the time. It's like the most consistent and frequent comment. Gets all the time yeah you know our videos a lot of them almost went viral you know in our community it went viral so it was nice to have people meet and greets of all kinds people rarely talk about dragger. See more, yes, they said. I love watching our YouTube show, yes, and I would also like to pat myself on the back and you on the back and, um, touch your hole for a wonderful moment.

Congratulations because we were consistent in delivering 5 to 7 minutes of wonderful, glorious entertainment from rewarding episodes last season we did 7, that's more time, that's more episodes where I've had hot meals, yes, and that's more suit episodes in all the places in my life, yes, also Chris and Ron were like editing wizards. They're not stars cousin Ron isn't editing so yeah he moved Scott Johansen no they're not available no Spielberg try again What if we get Demi Moore to edit our show? Did she ever appear? But she did it. She'll probably get less, but that's okay. game of the second season in this sequel, what do we have to offer the rabbit, hungry viewers, entertainment, wax, costume, jeans, where did that special guest?

I'm not going to play with those chains and noises, um, no open tears, open tears, physical Bobby, well, that. yeah, there's no one who hasn't been guilty of time references to movies that none of us have seen or want you to ever have a green screen Christmas without Christmas or a green screen just a flat payment receipt I scream, you scream, hey, let's do it a green screen, yes, the second season is It's going to be so good, don't forget to subscribe. Hey, what do you get when you have a more focused conversation and 20 pounds less?

Season 2, a current affair, this is really a season, yes, this azole sizzle.