UNHhhh Ep 33: "Childhood" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

that things are going to be very difficult for a long time and then they won't be difficult anymore and then you will dress in drag and then you will be yourself oh, I need a hit of acid, well, I said, good sir. It works great if I can get two more babies. Wyatt, beautiful man. Hello, I'm the big drink. Sorry, go ahead, so he was doing something weird. Hi, I'm the big drink you get behind the 7-eleven fixing the. towel and I have an award-winning life coach who has been dead for 25 years, Katya, and this is the show that will talk about whatever we want because it's our kids on the show that need them, that love them, that They got up, none, none, some, oh, I was once a child, believe it or not, I remember it fondly, let's go back, eh?

I was a baby. In fact, I started acting like an attractive baby. We are a baby. I played a baby in the movie. Baby and honey, I'll tell you this. not just a pig, I was a talking pig, you're an idiot pig, I was an idiot pig, how could you get over it? It was an idiot thing in the big city. I was Charlotte's web, just the web, not the spider, no, and no one talks about how. I got there Oh, I was on the ground, you know, I was flying back from above, there was a god, maybe six years old in Delta, a first class one, when I, the legendary star icon, had to make six calls to the medallion of Delta diamonds just to get my upgrade and this kid is sitting pretty, you know what that is, it's a promise that you will write Delta one or better air Emirates for the rest of your life because that's what I'll be in jail now same because they would say what did you do?

Do I say I killed the child? Sorry Mertz, yes, I skinned them, flew down the Emirates aisle like a kite, his skin, yes, with his skin, saying he deserved it, hey, your old man deserves it and about relentless self-flagellation, I'm not going To do it. Say I'm bad when I'm not, you know what I mean, but you know what I mean? You will sell flogged people until you remove the skin from the drugs. Here's the twist, so I had the best family life and yet an internal tornado I was Helen Hunt in the eye of the storm in a maelstrom of teenage angst I tried to commit suicide, I didn't actually take about eight hundred ibuprofen pills so I wouldn't having to go to a gymnastics competition just out of fear and then the benefit was that no one should die.

You have a lot of lower back pain. Exactly spina bifida. Damn, they don't bring salvation. Well, I grew up watching horror movies, as you know. Yes. Nightmare on Elm Street. Candyman, but he was more afraid of public humiliation. red I'm so white I turned right in the blink of an eye I was so afraid of embarrassing myself more than the boogeyman more than all the boogeyman reaching too deep he did at the same time I was afraid of public humiliation, for So the Powerpuff Girls were born well let me look at me now look at me now you're not humiliating I know this is full dignity this is not completely dignified what was the scariest thing for you when you were a kid well the thing is I'm so country and I'm so into the middle of nowhere my fears were a little more basic like bears and snakes yeah okay they terrified me to this day so Candyman yeah he looks very familiar do you know he was yeah Was it funky?

Usually I can open the body of it and bees come out. I do not like that. I love him, so that guy drags him with me. I'm just looking for a guy who is emotionally available, not full of bees. Can't. tell you how many times emotionally the boy has opened up and released himself to be emotionally candy for kids Thundercats oh kids never open candy for kids oh god I knew what was going on and I still got scared you guys hate them I need it, I needed it. I know I need to get up at this concert, look at you mom, yes I know, but I just saved you.

Have you ever not understood them and that's why we are here honestly like my mom, if you had told me that Barbie's style had the one that is like that, I think we could avoid all this, he would have been a magnet, I'm not of real estate, he would have already found the cure for cancer, man, you are a Lurie, I have never been a real estate agent. agent, you're real, it was just to go to my cousin's house and play with her dolls and the first thing I do is go into her room, see how she had heard and also how to set up and say, oh, that's not going to work, No. this is what you do, you will play dog, you organize their house, you dress them all, you let no one do anything, oh you don't like it, no one places them at all, you just dress them in the setup of their life and then I would the child with that. a boy doll and a girl doll you do the shimmy shimmy shimmy shake yes, because when I was a child I thought that, like babies, they had something with my buttons.

I thought that sex is not about belly buttons, but about how many sleepless sides I hit with my fingers. my belly button nothing that no where I need a refreshing breath you know only years later when I kiss my cousins ​​that I realize that it goes to all the other places there is nothing wrong with your cousins ​​I don't want to I'm not so convinced oh oh at all, oh , I keep warping the wrong side warping, I specifically remember the jump, remember that gay toy, of course, jump it, jump it and do this and spin remember I warned you, so what I did once was tie a rope or to a Rock and I tried to make it work Oh, with a heavy hand, it's a way for Pinocchio to reach the bottom of the ocean.

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. I think my life gets better every year. Do you want to hear something? Do you want to hear a truth? horror story after graduating college yes I went to college I moved back to my parents house for six months and every night of my life I wished I could do it all over again no I do it and I would never have that fantasy again. you know what i dream about now nothing i have no my sisters are turning 18 i said welcome to the worst the worst part of you life is over yes you just get exponentially happier look welcome to the dollhouse kids duh if you don't identify with Don Weiner then you are part of the problem well one of us has glasses one of us does it that's all team I have a bow guess what when to talk about television this is jumping into the future a little bit but we I'll be right back Desperate Housewives that got me hooked on speed I started stealing my roommates' Adderall and guess what, sometimes we're so in tune that I'm jealous of other people for not exactly being in tune, I get that I get that oh my gosh.

That was great, yeah, well that's David David David, can you explain our new costume designer whose name I can't quite remember? They don't take off their turban. What I feel is that Gloria reaches down and soaks us. You have already seen it.