UNHhhh Ep. 144 - Quitting

what's the sound you love I love telling people no what's the sound you hate your voice um the sound of your legs when they move that metallic noise like someone threw some cutlery down some stairs the big iron door I want to get married for money do you do it? I've changed a lot since last season. I don't even know who he is anymore. She turns to the side and I can't see her. She is a tiny little bag of bones with tense muscles stretched ready to run long distances. It's going to be very difficult to film today because of course when I'm standing, yes, you can see me, yes, when I turn around, oh, I'm here alone, suddenly I feel alone, where is she?, oh, I love me I just love myself, you know? when they say um a link in the biminities were two in the blue I'm a pig I'm a pig Trixie Mattel and I just gained proficiency on the clarinet not for decades okay, okay, I forgot how to do things with the camera, I'm not I'm not joking about all that, but what have you been doing with the off-camera stuff?

Yes, hello, I'm the hair restoration clinic, the brothel, connect, Trixie Mattel and I just became proficient in playing the clarinet, not thanks to years of practice, but from finally learning how to let Katya go and welcome to the show where we talk whatever we want because it is our program and not you. I said it right, I said it right, yes you did. I was saying a simple example according to

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smoking, what happens if you quit showing successfully? my breasts I hate her I hate her and I'm going to leave her oh wait how about this tell me are you fired are you fired no, have I left it oh have you ever done that thing that I want I wanted to have done that thing that I didn't I don't think I did it leaving people.

I think those who quit smoking have a bad reputation. I myself haven't quit smoking and I continue to quit all the time. I'm doing very well. I'm doing very well. I continue to excel in my life, which means I'm happy mom, let me tell you about hello audience, how are you today? Hello, shall we leave your Tick Tock? I have a few things I would like to say. I am a 40 year old woman. I am completely inhabited in the moment because I want to talk to you about this woman right here on my right on your left Trixie Mattel viewer okay she is a person who does things she is the person who achieves goals she is a self-directed motivated person catapulted and driven to achieve goals all kinds of goals I, on the other hand and honestly, would like to say that it is an interesting opportunity.

I'll let her pass. I love saying, "Oh, that's a fun thing to do. I'm not doing it. I like staying home." or I go somewhere but I don't like doing things I don't want to do and I don't feel the need to achieve anything that hasn't been achieved. You're looking to quit smoking before you exactly start

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for real. It's not even starting, I had to quit beauty school and I still feel bad about it because it was because I was going to do my hair, but because now I have this money, yeah, education, something I didn't get the part for, okay. that makes sense even though I quit drag racing, which was totally valid, well Drake is valid, don't yell at me, no, don't yell at me, all drag may be valid, but bass drag is trapped.

Did you ever think about leaving Brian? I'm not making fun of you, that's my yeah, I really did it, yeah, because, um, if you want to get caught to stop doing it, drag the comment below, comment below. I'm not going to let any man or woman or anything in between tell me that I am too. sexy for being who I am who says that several people uh many in fact lied to him several times I would say that many people there are times when I don't want to leave him but I think about the appropriate time for a elegant exit, yes, elegant exit sometimes I think that maybe it's fierce to stop doing drag and have people say why you quit.

I love that, oh I wish you would have kept doing it and then you leave on a high note, people leave it while you're ahead, but that wait, but of course, I love money, yeah, that would never change. A die-hard capitalist, how about this? Although maybe a girls' school in Africa that seems far away, yes, you once had a teacher who went crazy while you were at school. and I quit in the middle of class no, yes, did you tell me? Well, they went crazy. I just made it up. I wanted it to happen, that's why I said it.

I wish it would happen. It would happen to me when we say that I left something that is making a declarative statement that we are not at liberty to do because we do not control tomorrow, all we can do is send from us today, although it is true, I left it, well, let's talk tomorrow, yeah, I'm a little more in the, let's say when leaving a job it's not normally my choice that's a little more the category I'm in, let's see, it can also be used if I try to quit, they would say thank God, you We will say goodbye tomorrow God, get out of here, how?

How bad does something really have to be for you to quit because you already told us last season that every time you called in sick it was a lie? I would say nine times out of ten maybe there is the actual strange disease, actually I'm just saying that because yeah, you told us and then Pete and I thought about all the times we got those calls and I was like oh hmmm well define the stage four disease that I have, I have stage four dermatitis stage four toe yes yes it feels like that it feels like that yes toe can be debilitating I stubbed your toe yes I've seen it too it seems like you've stubbed them a lot oh my god it seems like they are telling their own story this is a horror this is a fantasy this is a love story that is a murder mystery this is Homer's Iliad I am always looking to improve the quality of my feet it stops at the ankle uh yeah You haven't seen anything else in yourself that you've sought to improve.

Maybe the hairline I started coming in with on the ground floor is what I'm trying to say. Well, back to your question, let's continue with the topic. Have? I'm thinking about um, I'm thinking about oh, you know about the Navy Seals, yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, I want, I want to know about that, Navy Seals, okay, that's not what you think, they're not real steel. , they are not dark blue, no, they are very light. are not surprising, the light blue, the researcher narrowed it down to why people give up, why people give up and what is the secret to the success of the few who complete the program in their small incremental goals like uh, like let's say, for example, draw, yeah, you say, oh, I could probably play for three minutes, eight minutes because you just stay and go, okay, another 10 seconds, another 10 seconds, you've planted for eight minutes longer than that. , almost nine minutes, but guess what the record is? planking was it's like three days no, no, it's uh, it's not, I think it's one day, maybe it's one day, it's 24 hours, you just said, okay, eight hours, okay, you said three days, but I said eight minutes, which is what I did.

That's a lot That's a lot That's a lot different Have you ever had a goal or something you wanted to do or something you set out to do and then you got there and it wasn't what you wanted and that's why you quit? Absolutely this is it, she said it's about to be a microphone. I have it. Here is a shorter list. Have you ever followed something? Well, here's the fun. Here's the fun fact. So let's take smoking. I've probably quit smoking a million times anywhere. from 10 minutes to two and a half years Brokeback Mountain I wish I could leave you originally it was about you guys smoking a cigarette you guys riding a horse with separate handcuffs just shove it up my ass on a test yeah people who stop Do you ever stop wanting to smoke? smoke absolutely yes they do they do if they read the good book there is a good book called Goosebumps or outside there is no book that you have you have to um re uh wire your brain the way you think and get closer to the mental mechanism of addiction specifically with cigarettes because there is no reward and it costs a mystery it's the money it's the joke I'm too cheap to be a smoker it smells like it costs a lot it takes away your lungs horrible death it may or may not happen it's not everything unless you have children turn those on and off windows get out of a bad situation no, yeah, I mean, let's face it, let's not be 100, not everyone who smokes is going to die of lung cancer, but the way you smoke, the way you smoke when you're in it don't No, you look like the girl, you look like that girl, you look like the girl in the middle of summer with the car, the car exhaust stuck to her mouth, it's you smoking and I have someone's hose and you have clothes on me dressing room for more cigarette smoke HotBox yourself with cigarette smoke like a spa this is the spa to go to where people are in towels and it's like a sauna but it's just great or whatever one of the Barbies is called, yeah, Barbie 100, yes, and the only way to generate that is to have equipment outside the walls, oh my God, yes, wet.

Store full of teenagers smoking all night and you like a towel with your Blair St Claire towel. Afghan and you're sitting there with your notebook and the cigarette smoke is just coming in and you think that sounds like Shangri-La is being renovated. Yeah have you ever gotten somewhere where you wanted something and then you did it and then you're like you didn't want it and then you left it oh yeah I did yoga you really did yoga yeah I did all the training uh then I started to teach, I hated it, did you ever do it?

Wait, I'll show you some of my moves Warrior Two yeah yeah oh uh oh oh yeah elephant no no that's um this is a twist I'm not Shyamalan and this Ariana Grande I'm ready to go back in time I'm ready to start doing some Yankees and some lifting Let's finish. I'm going to get a full facelift on my bottom. I'm going to have this crack in my nose. Wait, what do you mean you're going to let this get old and then this will be like a baby? Yes, I want people because up here. I want them to be like wisdom, wisdom, yeah, from up here, uh, James Earl Jones, from down here, young Sheldon, yeah, Gerber, baby, Gerber, I'm young Sheldon from the dragon.

I'm here to show people that I still have it.