UNHhhh Ep. 135: Season 7 React

not too spicy i will be up all night do you like this wig? yes, I love that you could, this would be cute like my train wig, no, absolutely, no, no, the trade likes this, although no, no, too clownish, just huge, yes, it's huge, yes. looks small this is virgin mom the front is bridgette bardot oh that's a good one we're talking about the seventh

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we're talking is this our episode oh my god I know what I mean how do we start do you want to start with an introduction oh yeah, let's do that I'm a winner who was previously a big loser trixie mattel yes and I'm just welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show and not yours no, I think that will last so today Let's relive the trauma, the trials and tribulations of our horrible performances on

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7 of Drupal's Drag Race, let's call them appearances, yes, yes, they appeared, yes, there are pictures, there are pictures, well, actually, I'm more proud of them.

The work we did at the hotel, seriously, there's some behind the scenes footage at the hotel that I think is funnier than the angel on the show, seriously, yeah, oh, so if you didn't know we were on the show , that's how we met, we were there to add some filler to really prolong Violet's celebratory run, yeah yeah, a lot of people don't know we were in the drag race because they know about us from the show and they've never seen a drag race, so really. it's true, it's true, it's true, I'm proudest of any episode of this one, I successfully peed in the Gatorade bottle and then forgot that I peed in the beginning without a bottle and took a sip in any episode and then this whole one. season I don't like competitions in short, I don't mean that this is an obstacle course either.

I wish there was an obstacle course in a drag race. I agree, the floor is lava or the floor is guava, yes, maybe we could run on the skin of your back, that's a hurdle, let's jump in, let's dive right into the ravages of the last seventh season of the endurance race of rupaul. I'm looking at this entry, look, this look is amazing, well, thin villain lips like and I don't have them, I mean, there's no reason. for me, oh my god, oh, cut the camera's dead ass, come back with that face, I can't even look at it, I can't even look, yeah, we can, let's show myself after this, I know you look a mess, this is not bad not bad the skin looks fantastic yes the skin looks at different times but because look at the fame she is on a different level she is on a different level he was on rupaul's level like i prayed, ya you know, I did a little research the weeks but like the days before we went to film and I prayed that she wasn't there and then I saw her and she was there but that tape the tape was thank god for the tape it's like watching an athlete Olympic on the balance beam to execute a perfect routine and then they start peeing minus a tenth of a point Simone, we've talked about this, oh, I'm not the guy who was triggered by this because I recently

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I am so fascinated by the action of the double eyebrow crease, you know how it looks, it looks like you are making two different faces, well this is what was happening. Well, I had a vision of a big eyelid. I didn't have the execution I'll tell you what I love is that the little bun they give you the buffet you use it like a bang I love that mom never looked like hair doesn't look like hair Looks like a Portuguese while you get a buffet in Las Vegas. I had this vision of a big floating lid with black eyeliner that is now like Trixie makeup.

Some say it's iconic. I would say that's fair, yes, and I wouldn't say the eyebrows are successful. or no, no, but I think the lip is fine, excuse me for a second please, um, that lip liner is wet and thick, you look like you're 10 years old. I was, I think I'm 23. I'm not attractive. I was like, isn't it funny that even years or less it's still like what happens to that person's DNA? I hate watching myself on TV like that. It's so weird, oh god, it was all about the boots. Kathy griffin griffin hi kat I mean, okay, wait, it was.

I mean, you would listen. Have you ever seen a working girl at the end when she says get your bony ass out of my sight? Girl, they said it's a naked illusion and you said, let's skip the illusion. I'm alone. I'm going to show you the palm, literally, my large intestine. We both misunderstood this challenge in the same way that I disagree. We both misunderstood it the way jets take to the skies. It was like taking to the skies in your version of first class fashion. an airline stewardess, yes, that's what you did, that's what I did, what did it take for people to understand that?

Well, no, no, we have misunderstood the category. You're not getting it, they're not getting it. Jet Set means it is a first class rich dynasty. How is she on a plane for me? That's boring exactly half of those girls were only wearing dresses. Yes, boring too. What she was? Kennedy Kennedy was also a stewardess. Thank you. This is horrible. Put down the sunscreen. I want a tan. Alive. Don't have. I have scruples I'm sorry that's why look at tanning with you I know the choreography you guys can't stand me you can't stand me I'm getting that embarrassing feeling you guys have like I'm getting chills wow, this is so bad.

I mean, it's bad, it's bad, it's hard, it's bad, but you know, you can't be creative without remembering some decisions that you made that ultimately don't resonate, if you're not ashamed of last year, you're not. . making some progress absolutely you know I don't like what I did today I don't like what I'm doing now I love the dress I love the hand dyed fabric I needed to use a fan a fortune cookie rice and chopsticks on the runway and go like that , probably not, but honestly, drag has changed a lot and this is one of those things I wouldn't do today, yeah, I thought it would work, but if I could, they're just different.

I guess I was very shocked, yeah, the shock and awe was like when they said Pearl, stay, I thought, oh, we both stayed, thank God, like I was sure I would stay because I love Pearl and I thought, I'm leaving. . to eat it I'm so happy that I will never have to do that again, yes, no, never, never, that's how I remember when I liked to go to the track in drag race uk just to take a photo and not be without competing, I felt that oh, this is fun, yes, it's cool not to compete, yes, celebrity drag race, I loved it, yes, you win, you win, I sit here, great, wonderful, lovely, this was a fun time.

I was not there. Oh, you weren't there. I remember, I remember exactly where. I was sitting, I remember thinking there's something on my face, what's going on here right now? She has a lot more nerve than us. Rupaul could slap any of us and we would say thank you very much, yes, thank you. Liege, my niece, yeah, yeah, she's probably like Trixie Mattel. I just got back from Wisconsin because I killed your whole family. I've said, "Oh my God, thank you, yes, the professional doesn't suffer, he shouldn't suffer, fools, no, but you know I did." I won't die, it's okay, I had crystallized, oh and now I'm a glamazon ready for the wrong path, you know what comes into life with Kennedy's confidence explaining that outfit, oh my god, I hate myself, look at you by the way, That's my favorite look, imagine.

Although I came into this, yes it was funny, painful, iconic, although yes, painful, I really thought if it wasn't us, it could be you, yes, yes, very funny, this was great, yes, it really is next level . It is elegant. Tells a story. He has a sense of humor, yes, what I like about this is that you know everything about them, there are layers, they are twins, no, they are twins, they are beauty queens, one is prettier than the other, yes, like I told him , like I told Katie, I never will. overestimate yourself again this is so disgusting this is like a magic clock it's so horrible i hit him i would have limited us both first just oh my god it's a trauma it's a trauma look at chucky she she sure was chucky you keep training those corsets girl , very soon your waist size will be less than your IQ, sad, horrible iconic legs, you are such a cool girl, pause the camera's dead ass, I will never forget you in this outfit, sitting with your iPods at a table with the script. over and over again please dawn it's christmas please it's wisdom like on a loop for yourself god please but it's like it was a rare moment when I felt like something spoke to my wheelhouse yeah and you had a great companion scene because Kennedy also gives no no Not at all, she really liked throwing it, it was fun and I loved it, like she was supposed to throw the Christmas tree at me and she used to throw the Christmas tree at me with a bad face, which caused, oh god, I mean, this was so hard because I knew I would never stay the night. your redhead would like four challenges, yes, it was, yes, exactly, I had already gone home, so I was kind of a girl, oh, let me, I don't pretend to be strong, I don't pretend to be strong in this, I was pregnant Oh, her. she trips me up first of all oh gag i mean she serves me well and deserves it she is a great competitor she is our rupaul she looks beautiful yes she looked so stunning in season 7 yes i heard some stories about you in this episode, What were they like, why do you know how to sew? why are you making this bad suit? why don't you start again? and you said like I don't want to, no, I can't, I don't like it, I like it, my brain stopped.

Working, it was humiliating to do a catwalk like that, we were like I had to go sell this shit. I know I have to sell shit. I've never constructed a bad outfit with risk of drag, but I can imagine that would be difficult, girl oh. Yeah this lipstick murder at the dance no it wasn't a murderer no no she died it was a duel she won probably at 51 and you were 49 it was good it's so strange to see look how young Your hands can be seen, seriously. Like who is that kid so we're at 32 I think I want you to go back to the drag race and eliminate Paul says what would you say to young Katsya is a picture of you at 31. well that was um that was uh the word is Getting ready, oh my gosh, I'm ready to go take a nap.

Now it's hard to be truly ashamed of any of that because it feels like it was a lifetime ago, a lifetime ago, absolutely, literally, a lifetime ago, not a few years ago, not five years ago. Ten years, not even since childhood, it seems like a lifetime ago. I'm glad it feels far enough away that I don't think people think of us that way. I'm happy that people think of us this way. I don't think people even think about us. of me in all the stars or you in all the stories they think of this this is the room where we shine I do mean I don't need all the bells and whistles I need some green paint yeah and a skateboard room totally that's it everything oh you know what it is, it's like um just for uh uh dance uh recital footage oh my god totally yeah, that's right or um you have to look at it like oh she's trying, yeah, yeah, or homemade porn your ex oh yeah six videos you like six videos we made a six sex video for joe do you know what it is it's a figure six oh sex video six sex video for jones it's joe's six it's my body What country does it come from like whatever oh, I think your nail just flew here?

Oh my god, he made six videos.