UNBELIEVABLE JEFF! Chris Kamara can't handle Michael's hilarious Christmas text

Now is the time, ladies and gentlemen, to play Send All! Ladies and gentlemen, we're now going to talk live with Chris Kamara, who is actually in the Send to All box! Chris, are you there? Miguel, how are you? It's Chris Kamara! How are you, Chris? Oh, it couldn't be better, thank you, and it's great to be here. So, Kammy, who are you here with tonight? This is my oldest son, Ben, and my youngest son, Jack. Ben and Jack, ladies and gentlemen. The boys are in! They are my pride and my joy. Oh, that's so sweet! So, Kammy, let's talk about Christmas at Kammy's house.

It's also your birthday. It is. Christmas Day. On Christmas Day, yes. There you have it, happy birthday! Thank you. Merry

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tmas! My real name is Christmas Kamara. Christmas camera! Is that a good thing? Now obviously when I played football, I played for 22 years, so I never had a drink on my birthday until I was 38. How big did you get when you turned 38? Have you stopped since then? I do not remember! That must have been quite a birthday! So, we see you, we know you and we love you, on Sky during the football match, on a Saturday.

Yes. Because we are not allowed to see the images on television, right? Rights? That's how it is. So we have to settle for people describing what is happening. Now, why is it so difficult for you? LAUGHTER So you're watching the game and you're looking in the right direction? Yes, watching the game normally, the game continues there, and then I have to turn the other way and then talk to Jeff, so anything can happen behind me. I have a six inch screen in front of me and my eyesight is going a little bit, you tend to miss one or two things.

Can we talk to you about glasses? Is that something you've ever considered? Do you reject the use of glasses? Not at all. Everyone likes it better if I say, "I don't know, Jeff!" Okay, this is going to be very, very fun. Well, thank you for being so generous with your phone. If you want to put it in the stocking we have here, I'll put the phone down. You can see it? It's right in front of you, it's that red thing. Can't! I need those glasses again! Oh God! Catch! No! No wait! Wait, don't do it! Kami, wait!

Kami, wait! These carols were going to sing while I put the phone down, so maybe... You just sing and then let it go at the end. OK? I will stay here. Alright, come on, start singing! # Ding dong, indeed heaven # Is furrowed by the song of angels # Glo-o-o-o-r-ia # Hosanna in excelsis! # Well, that worked! Thank you very much our carols! There you have it, you can get some money for chocolate. There you have it, an acorn, how exciting. There you go, thanks, see you. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I am in possession of Chris Kamara's mobile phone, now I have it in my hands!

Very well then... There it is, ladies and gentlemen. That's Kammy's phone! CHEER UP Oh, are they your grandchildren, Kammy? Yes. Oh sweet. What are their names? I can't see them through the applications. I can't see them on the apps! Kammy, you need glasses more than anyone I've ever met! This is your own phone, Kammy! They are Solomon and Connie. Solomon and Connie, there they are. They are behind their very important apps, Ryanair, Jet2 and Monarch. Someone likes to travel in style! This is one of the benefits of not having a view: it's like first class, who knows?!

Well, what else do we have here? We'll take a look at your photos. OMG, there you have it... Is this how you get your wet look hairstyle? Oh Lord! Tell us about this, Kammy. I feed some sheep in the back of my house. Okay, but do you know that the whole point of a selfie is so you can see it before you press it? Alright. There's another one, look at that! I really need those glasses. Oh Lord! From all these images, you can put together your face! Are you kissing that...? I mean, yeah, we were in Nairobi last year.

Were you kissing him or are your eyes so bad that you had to get so close? Until now you thought it was Peter Crouch. A little FaceTime. These people you've been FaceTiming with? Ben Shephard? Oh, from TV? Yes of course. You know Shep. Why did you FaceTiming him on the 27th of the 8th? That was a while ago, that's August. You don't use FaceTime much! I know what this is: They're accidental FaceTimes, right? You are not wrong! You've tried calling them, you're talking to them, and Shephard is looking in your ear. "Do you want to come on vacation with me? "I'm going to jet2.com!" I'm too excited.

I'm going to have to FaceTime Ben Shephard. Go on. Oh, come on, Sheps! I've never Facetimed Send everyone. Yeah, what! CHEERS Hey, Shepsy! Wait, wait, put your pants on! Kammy is here at the box. What are you doing, Ben? relaxing. Show us the house. Well, do you want to take a look at the house? Hello, there's Jack. What's in the refrigerator? watch a beautiful chocolate cake for Christmas! This is actually my Christmas show! If you give us permission, it will be on BBC One on Christmas Day! Yes indeed! Your partner, Kammy? Yes. I thought you were going on vacation.

Ha! I wish I had gone on vacation. I can't thank you enough, the unexpected star of the show, it's Ben Shephard! CHEER UP Merry Christmas everyone! Alright, let's enter the

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now. It's a little fun. So...why is this so huge? Kami! Would you do us all a favor and go to the optician? This is the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life! Well, the idea behind this

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message, Chris, is that you are going to send a text message intended for your beloved wife. Ana. Ana. Now, what do you call Anne? Ana. I don't know why I said that!

Never darling or darling or...? If I call her anything else, she will think I have done something. Okay, then Ana. Okay. "Hello, Anne." Here she is. "My Christmas and birthday list." So let's start with... "Liter bottle "of wet look gel". I'm falling a little short. "Mustache pencil". You might like the next one. "Electric... "..shaver back. "Silk kimono... "..with tiger design." In parentheses, "(Short. "(Above the knee.) "David Beckham "Instinct "Eau de..." I'm going to misspell "toilet" and leave it there. "Wart Socks. "Reunion Tour Tickets from Steps." AUDIENCE MEMBER: Glasses! Glasses! That's very clever! Someone in the audience said that, well done! "Bums And Tums by Lorraine Kelly..."..Workout DVD.

In parentheses , "(Shearer). I swear.)" Is Shearer on your phone? Yes. "Leather wallet "with the PIN number" engraved "Cash." Well, and finally, let's go... "Pink cashmere sweater." parentheses, "(That's YOUR gift. "(You can also buy it "(while you're out)" Alright, any audience suggestions please? Guyliner. Guyliner! Yes, I'm replacing cash with Guyliner. Sorry ?Selfie stick! That's very good! That's very cool! Sweetheart, that's good. Let's send it to everyone on Kammy's phone. .that worked! Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful Christmas Kamara! Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to find out what responses Christmas Kamara received on her mobile phone on tonight's Send to Everyone show.

Cheer up. of text that came out... "Hi Anne..." That's Kammy's wife. "So here's my Christmas and birthday list..." Because, of course, your birthday is on Christmas Day. "Liter bottle of wet look gel, mustache pencil, "electric back shaver, silk kimono with tiger design - "(short, above the knee) - "David Beckham Instinct eau de toilette, "socks of wart, Steps reunion tour tickets, glasses, "Lorraine Kelly's Bums And Tums workout DVD - "(Shearer swears) - "leather wallet with engraved PIN number, "guyliner, selfie stick and sweatshirt pink cashmere – "(that's your gift, you might as well, buy it" (while you're away). "Kiss emoji." So that came out.

Frankly, we'd better move on. So we'll start with Jo Hull, who is she? She is a friend of mine. Is her name Hull or is she from Hull? She is from Hull. "Well, that's an impressive list. "I think Anne already has the lenses on the market. "I have the Lorraine Kelly DVD. "It never worked for me, though. "I thought you already had a tiger silk kimono..." LAUGHTER "Good luck with the rest." Who is Alex Beresford? The Good Morning Britain meteorologist. . So, Alex opted for “Midlife Crisis in Full Effect.” #PrayforKammy." Ray Winstone... OK, Ray Winstone is back with a crying laughing emoji, followed by...

LIKE RAY WINSTONE: "I'm telling everyone because, as you know, "Kammy, I'm a good weed ". Well, Rochelle Humes. AUDIENCE: Oh! You do Ninja Warrior together. We do, yes. Super fun. "I'm so mad at you for making Anne buy her own gift." And then he ended with: "Amazing, Jeff!" Glenn Murray, forward. Yes, Brighton. "Surely that wasn't for me, right? "A bit of steps? "Yes, Kammy!" Then he put the dancing emoji. "They don't stand a chance with David Beckham's stud pen, wet look gel and spray." He thinks you're trying to seduce Steps. "Don't worry, Kammy, I won't go any further. "The special ingredients are safe with me." Thanks Muza.

Lesley Young. Who is Lesley Young? She's another friend of my wife. Yes, she is, because she sent him a text message: "Actually, I'm sitting next to 'your wife.' And then she said, "What do I mean?" Andy Warmup: "The Lorraine Kelly DVD is very good. "I've lost 4 pounds." I don't understand this, but Ben Shephard... Ben Shephard actually... He said, "Ugh, I think you've forgotten." the hemorrhoid cream" and the little blue pills, buddy." "By the way, tell McIntyre I'm completely naked now." LAUGHTER There's only one way to know, Facetime number two, please. huge for a sensational sport.

Christmas, Kammy! CHEER UP Thank you, Kammy, thank you very much.