Ultimate Toilet Poop Perfume Test

Today we stop and smell the

toilet

perfume

s. Let's talk about that (music plays) Good Morning Mythical. Thank you for making us part of your daily routine. Today we are going to play bowling with fire. Literally. We'll also be playing "People Also Ask" with Jimmy Tatro. But first, we are all human. And part of being human means that every once in a while you have to create a fudge, you know, clear the cache, make an underwater sculpture, deploy the chocolate torpedo... - Yeah. ...or feel a brown dog. scratching the back door. We're talking about

poop

, y'all, and where there's

poop

, there's bad smell, but luckily there's a truckload of

toilet

perfume

s... (makes spraying sound) ...available on the market to spray into your cup. and cover that stench, but which is the best?

It's time to... Welcome to the throne room. Well, we've got eight popular toiletries perfumes, and all but one are the kind you spritz on before dropping the devil. We'll be spraying the water and then we'll add something unpleasant and we'll smell and compare. - Oh, aren't we going to poop? - No, thank God... Oh, I've been saving. Well, we can take a break before moving on. Okay, yeah, I need it right now. First we have Poo-Pourri. This has been around for a while, since 2007. In fact, it's what we have in the bathrooms here at Mythical Entertainment.

We are not biased. It's available for a while and we have it. It costs 14.95 for a four-ounce bottle. That's 4.98 per ounce. And we also have V.I.Poo. Oh, smart. Keeps unpleasant odors in the container. It costs nine dollars a bottle. Oh, dear. - ...is 3.23 per ounce. It's cheaper than Poo-Pourri. Link: One, two, three. The poop in this round is burnt rubber. Each one of us will take this away. You take first and then we'll smell yours first. - Oh, man. - He's strong, man. It smells like drag racing. I have three logs. I have the other three records.

Dropping it. - Oh, wow. - That's citrus. That smells rosy. Except there's no... there's no unpleasant smell... - No, it's not really... - ...with either of them. They are both doing a great job hiding the smell. - Yes. - But this one smells much stronger. - It is. Yes. - And it is more expensive. So it seems that the one who doesn't have to work as hard and overwhelm his bathroom with perfume smell and is a little cheaper, he has to win if they are both doing a great job. V.I.Poo is. Alright, now we have Deuce Juice.

I like the name. Yes, this is the result of a Kickstarter campaign. It is the cheapest per bottle. It costs 6.99 per bottle or about $7 per ounce. Against Just a Drop. It's called Just a Drop, but the instructions say, "Put in a few drops." - Oh, that's... - Straight into the bowl. ...a little conflicting. Uh, so this is a small package. It costs $8 a bottle, which is more than $13 an ounce. Well, this says four to five splashes after shaking. So I'm going to do five again for this, and you want to do five drops? Is a spray a drop?

That's really an existential question. It says "some", it's not five. - Do you want to make three drops? - Yes. One two three FOUR FIVE. One two three. Okay, and poop is stinky cheese. We just have to make sure that... - Oh, God. - ...exactly... as if there were three types of cheese here. Oh! It is awful. I feel like I have to touch it. I'm sorry. I have to touch it. Bloop! Oh, you're going to put two... I'm putting... There's basically three different types here. I'm not going to touch it. I'm using my shovel, man.

Oh my God! that's the worst. I also have one peeking out from the top. See if you can make that happen. - Happens. - Oh yeah. - Wow. - He does a very good job. I mean, even that little... - He does a good job. - Oh, when you get in there... - You have a burned ox. - Normally you don't get that close to the stern. - I mean... - Maybe sometimes. If you put your face on the cheese, you can still smell it. Yeah. (coughs) Hm, but it helps... I mean, if I'm just in the air... if I come in after someone drops one...

Right. You'd know? I can still smell it a little bit. Oh. - Wow. - That is so cute. - Just a drop... - Just a drop did it. Wow, that's powerful, man. -Are you getting a little? - Oh, yeah, this is getting... this is getting a little stale around here. Nice. Just a drop. And we have Mask, which is a Moroccan rose spray. This is a very minimalist design. They're not trying for a cute name or anything like that. You have to respect that. It's also described as a wine on the back, with top notes, middle notes and base notes and all these different aromas.

As long as he covers up the low notes he left in the bathroom. And it costs 12.95 per bottle, about $4.44 per ounce. And that's taking on Fifty Shades of Brown. UH Huh. This is an after use spray, so it is not a before use spray. Fifty Shades of Brown. No other formula addresses so many shades of brown, from burnt umber to deep sienna. I have had both. Sometimes I have also had pure black. Oh wow, yes. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and spray this one the traditional way and we'll wait to spray yours... ( together ) Later. And the stench we have in the...

Oh my God, it's getting foggy. This is durian, a stinky fruit. MMM. Oh my God. It stinks, but I have to say it's pretty tasty. (shivers) Are you okay? Are you OK? Look... This durian is bringing me to my knees. Oh my god, it's horrible. It's pretty strong. I have to say. Pretty strong. Well, I'll leave it here. I have the rest here. How is that? And I'm trying not to cause too much of a stir. Howl! Oh, I can still smell it. Yes, although it is becoming part of the scent. It's like, mmm. Yes, but my dookie smells much stronger than that.

And if you're passing up a little bit of durian, you might be passing up a lot of my dookie. That's not going to do anything. Who... who are we trying to fool? - Smell it. - Spray a little on it. Come on, let's give them a chance. No, we're doing what they say. Aid. If it does. (together) Ugh! But then when... I mean... I mean, if you're going to put your nose right next to your poop, that's not recommended. Fifty Shades of the Gone. Now we have Unicorn Gold, a very cute bottle from the makers of Squatty Potty.

This is gold, Link. There's gold in those bottles. - Actually? - Yes, it's suspended in every splash of Unicorn Gold. Real gold reacts with sulfur to cancel out the smell "and make your next brick the best you've ever laid." That still doesn't make it the most expensive bottle. How much does it cost? It costs $15 a bottle, approximately $2.63 per ounce. A fairly average price again. It goes up against the most expensive bottle we have, Glitter and Go. Warning: does not contain glitter. So don't get your hopes up. "Livin' the Dreamsickle" is the flavor. Well, mine is Fruity Booty.

Again, this is the most expensive, $15 a bottle, which is $3.75 an ounce. Let's spray it. One Two Three Four Five. One Two Three Four Five. Okay, and for this round our poop is pig garbage. yes, that's pig's anus, or as Link once called it, "panus." No, that's what he was experiencing. - Well. - "Pain." Oh my God. Alright, you shoot first. - Okay, bitch... - Oh my God! - Oh, once... - Oh! - Once you catch it... - Oh! Okay, yeah, it's been available for a while. Oh my God! - Because...? - Oh! (coughing) One! I get two plugs.

God, it smells like feces, but that makes sense since that's usually what's inside. Oh my God. Oh... This is strong. But what we are doing is important. Yes Yes Yes. We are doing it for the people. Oh, you can... Well, it's mostly a nice scent. It's quite fruity. The Fruity Booty really stands out. Yes. I will not receive any pork loot for the fruity loot. There's an exposed butt right there. You can see it. I do not want to see it. - (clears throat) - It smells like Sprite. She does it. It is not like this?

If it does. It smells like Sprite. No shine. Once again, what? I mean, we can get closer like this. He has done a good job. And there's a fool sitting there looking at us. It looks like the sandworm from "Star Wars." Uh, it's neck and neck. I think we'll have to go to some... We'll have to go to some tertiary features. I like the history of gold. Unicorn Gold is significantly cheaper per ounce and contains gold, so if anything, if your life falls apart, you can probably get it out of there... and sell it. Let's go with Unicorn Gold for victory.

Well, for V.I.Poo vs. Just a Drop, we have (loud)…little baby skunks. These stuffed skunks have been coated with real skunk spray. Hurrah. - They're not... Oh, God. - Oh, yes, there it is. Oh yes, that's real. That's real nonsense. - Oh-hoo, man. - Man. That smell is being legalized throughout the country. Oh my God. Yes it is. And then let me stick this other one in there without breathing. (moans) I just sat him down. I'm going to put it aside. Put them aside. Yeah, because otherwise the whole tail just... sticks out from the top.

Howl. Oh, man, that's still... Man, that's like a pink skunk. It's like a skunk trying to date. - You know what I'm talking? - Yes Yes. It's like you're not covering it up completely. - Wow. - I like it. Just a drop. The skunk is gone. I can see the skunk, but I can't smell it. We were driving through Georgia when I was a kid, when I was really young, and she was like, "What's that smell?" My dad said, "Damn polecat." But it would have been him, huh? A polecat was a skunk. I thought it was just him saying that he farted.

Yeah. This one wins, man. - Just a drop. - Just one drop is killing him. Well, while Mask takes on Unicorn Gold, we're using bad eggs. They've been gone for a month, they told us. Oh my God. (both moan) The worst. Okay, man, I'm going to have to break some of them just... (Link vomits) - I don't even know what... - Oh, God. Are you holding your breath, man? - No wait. I have six eggs. Check it out. I feel like we have to get these... - Oh, no. - ...these things out of here. Oh my god, it's horrible. (both groan) It's...

I mean, it helps a lot. Oh man. It's like your uncle has been eating beef jerky for 14 days straight. Coming from the desert. Yeah, and he only has like a big pot of black coffee. - Let's go this way. - (blows raspberries) Wow. Oh, he's really lingering around here. He's kind of stuck in the area. But this smells like a unicorn's ass. Unicorn Gold brings it. Alright, our finalists, Just a Drop and Unicorn Gold... to put you to the

test

, the

ultimate

test

in sucks, we have surstromming. Oh, our old friend. - Ah, the stinky Swedish fish. - And it's cold. (jokes) It's...

It's... Oh! Oh God! - Like a-- - How does it happen? - (wrinkles) - Oh no! We have to get it out! No, we have to put it in there. We have to get it in there! Oh! I need a gas mask! - No! - Oh! -(plaintive laughter)-(shudders) (retching) I don't think he can breathe. I'm breathing... I'm breathing the air in the corner. (shudders) Okay, yeah, Chase, come take this. Come and take these sp... whatever they are. - This too. - Take it all, Chase! - Take it and burn it. - (coughs) Okay!

Get together! Get together. We have to come in here and smell. (gasps) My eyes are watery. I'm crying. That...? It's like magic in a bottle. It's like Cristina Aguilera. I'm still getting some of that though. Oh, she's not magic in a bottle. She is the genie in a bottle. (whispering) Get in there. - Oh. - Wow. - It still smells bad. - It's not there. It's... But the Golden Unicorn pinches your nose and says, "I'm here too." Dude, they both sucked. - They both stunk. - They both stunk. Which one sucks less? I'm really trying. And there are only two pieces of fish here.

But it's very close. I'm telling you. I can stay closer to this one for a little longer than that one. You're right. You're right. The fish is strong with this one. And I actually think we have less fish to crown Unicorn Gold as our king... well, not that one. Yes, we are going to remove it. See this. Howl. Just a Drop, you had a good run, but you know what? Unicorn Gold has dethroned you! Congratulations, Golden Unicorn. If you ever eat surstromming and you don't digest it and it just passes through your body and you flush it down the toilet, this will be the best solution for that.

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