Ultimate Sports Bra Test

sup brah let's talk about good morning mythical beasts we ask you to tell us who or what gives you the best support when you really need it most and according to Jill Yohanan and 64 other people who agree with her, that's lebra now no I don't have breasts and I don't play

sports

, but I've been told that both are very important, yes, especially when combined, but what

sports

bra performs the breast in all of them. It's time to find out in an experiment we'll call. which one rewards the best for the chest, IDK, so the distance is fine, so we're both going to try on two different sports bras and since we don't have breasts, we're going to have breasts made of balloons full of slime because that's our best guess is from what breasts are actually made of and we will evaluate these sports bras based on how they look, how they move and how they hang well and then we will give them a rating on a scale of one to ten to determine which is the best sports bra out there, do you want this, okay, links first, come out, link, show us your sports bra, that's what I'm talking about, this is Nike's padded professional classic at only $45, how?

It feels very secure, very tight, it looks very Titans, yes, I feel very supported. This is an overall bestseller from Nike. They say the minimalist design reduces the distractions of the sports bra. You are distracted? I have to say that seeing Nike move a little is distracting for me personally. yeah, no, I don't know if this is getting rid of those sports bra distractions, it's really, I mean, it's really safe. I'm just trying to gauge where we're going to go from here, you know, because I mean you look great, but I really don't think you look very confident, even if we hang upside down and see where we get, look where we get the ball, yeah, yeah, okay, oh, I guess it's the suspension

test

, this is what we're really going to

test

and look how well they hold your rocks in place, I'll just hop on that, secure your feet and then I've never done this before and just lean back, put my hands up and walk out, there is absolutely no movement at all.

Wow, you're so tight in there, yeah, I can't even see any movement. You can do it? Can you get up again? Do you have a grip here? Maybe it's okay, that's the suspension test. Now we will match you. You guys can pull that out, we're going to do a little shake test, so check it out, you want to know what this is really going to feel like in the gym. They know I'm a personal gym with weights shake. Yeah, okay, shake it for me like, oh wow, boy. They're so tight right there feeling the burn ooh, that's a tight bra and it feels good, it feels great, what's up with this?

Well, I mean, one review says your bus will bleed after running in this bra, but you're not bleeding. after a shake waiting with that for nothing Wow, that's okay on a scale of 1 to 10. I have to say I'm not a big fan of the branding being right on the breasts. You know, I'm just going to say some cons for that. It's a bit flashy for me in my opinion, it's distracting by definition to have Nike written on the front, but you look great, it keeps them tight, you better not even be shaking. I'm going to give you this one. a boom of 8 next, we have the cheapest bra, which is a best seller at Walmart, maybe, but fruit of the Loom recipe, look at those who look at that sports bra, oh hey, they go down three inches right when I was going up. a t-shirt material, yes it's a t-shirt material, let's put some spandex on it now again, you feel great, you get a three pack of these for under $10 and you know you want to be cheap when you do it.

I'm looking for something that prevents severe pain and tearing of the glands. Oh really, yes, that's why sports bras are important. Well, this is what I have to say. It feels like I'm wearing almost nothing, which I like. I mean, I feel like I could even go to the gym and think, look, I forgot to wear something today, well, it looks like you're wearing a women's sports bra, yeah, one reviewer raves that I have man boobs that flex when I walk, this bra leaves you impressed, yes. they're definitely members so it feels good but let's see what happens when we invest them oh yeah let's do it.

This is a typical sports bra test for hanging upside down because that's how it should be. I often see people hanging upside down in sports bras, oh let it go. showing nipple I can see your real nipple, it's not supposed to have maybe you just have too big size, even a face can read your faces on the top of your face, the bottom of your face is very red, which is the top, but yeah, I can man, I can, I can see your chin over there, it just failed, the nipple test is no good, come back up here, oh my god, my god, I would help you more, but I don't want to touch you nothing, so let's clarify what. over his hiding place, look directly at my doublet, okay, maybe you'll take them down, I think I can take him down just by doing this, okay, let's not jump to a premature conclusion.

How about we watch a Baywatch race? Whoa, you're not complete, Pam. Anderson no, I'm Rhett Hassle Huffman so you need to do a little Baywatch run here please first I need to do bra science yeah let's look at it save her save her she's drowning okay I think that qualifies as a Complete failure, okay, I mean, if this happened. in public we have good water 2.91 I should be very embarrassed, that would be beyond embarrassing. I would lose my job, oh my god, so before I give them a complete zero, I mean, are there any redeeming qualities?

It feels like a great price. I feel great, but man, they are mediocre artists. I'm going to be generous and give you three just based on the positives, okay link come on Lincoln okay this is Lululemon's free man to be Zen but there's definitely a lot of freedom that if there's something wrong it's not that what is supposed to happen seems like my planets are about to escape or 'but personally there are a lot of things that I like but I just let look but I don't think this is What do men think about sports bras?

If that's not what we're doing, we're trying this out for ladies as a lady. I don't know if I'd be too excited to go to the gym and reveal that a lot of me has a lot of peeking and popping going on right now. I'm afraid to give you instructions. I know this little movement here is making me nervous. The bag though I like it now the back has a nice feature look at that look like you're like Spider Woman Spider Woman a superhero she'll be Marvel is getting desperate movies okay let's turn you upside down how could this work if they stay?

I'll be very surprised what we keep Keep in mind that real breasts are actually an attack, yes, yes, well, most of them are. I don't think you can have two breasts there at the same time. I think that's what it is, you can only have one. My left boob is giving out. What are you? yelling that thing, no, no, don't pay attention to this. Wow, the flap, there's that. Wow, again, I really like it, but it doesn't really work very well, let's get you up, that was a fail, oh, I always do this. I have to get out of hand it's not an ab machine, well you know what I think the

ultimate

test for this would be how about a trampoline jump?

Oh my gosh, bring the mini trampoline and use it like you're going outside. come out like it's okay again there's not much holding power there's no learning but if they were attached but if there were text messages they'd be bouncing all over the place like that I don't know so here we go, okay now first of all, the whole thing of Lululemon is pretty trendy, so I'm going to give points just for being relevant, but these cost a lot of money and this is, yes, this is a $52 bra. Wow, you look like Spider Woman from behind.

I think it's good, I think it's a good thing. I like the subtle blue color. No, you're not making too much of a statement, but the functionality here, especially for a full-figured woman, I don't think is really satisfying, so. I'm going to give this one a four. I'll take it, okay, now we have the Rhett Full Support No Bounce Glamorous Sports Bra, let's take a look. There it is now that these things are restricted. He has a lot of support. I feel total support. This is a best seller on Amazon I see 1600 reviews $6,000 I thought you were going to say the price is worth every penny, it's $38 I mean you're not seeing any cleavage coming out the door I feel like I could ride a roller coaster and a tit would do it .

It doesn't come out, it's like saying yeah, loop loop on each foot, you're so sure, ride the dog whatever, then take me to Busch Gardens right now, okay, let's meet you like this, oh, you're going to chase everything bad. wolf, it's like Azkaban prison for boobie's bad behavior, I mean look at it anyway, yeah, I love everything about Outlook. Now I look like a superhero, oh yeah, you're not okay, so we feel good, but let's reverse these puppies. and see if you can have some kind of Pikachu, this is idiotic nun, this is just a formality at this point, I mean, these things are not going to come out of there, I know they are going to move it.

Wow, give it a good taste. Come on, give it a little push, let's see what happens, yeah, look at that one, there's no boat, no nipple showing anything, this is my only roller coaster, they're stuck upside down like I could be here all day if your head doesn't explode , the tits are so tight. Wow, everything is in its place. Get back up, man. We are getting five stars on the inversion table. Wow, I don't know because this one seems incredibly safe. We have it. We have to do everything possible. We really have to test the limits. rebound jackhammer time oh yeah yeah let's hammer, don't hammer a runner, total steady state right now, that's absent, damn losing, awesome dude, just hold on to that, yeah, I will, you'll get through There, okay, all things considered, I think we might be looking at a perfect score, except for the fact that it looks a little like what you get on a baby bib.

I'm going to subtract one point, not on point five, there you have it, now ladies you know how to secure your parts. You're welcome, thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, you know what time it is, if you want to have just the right amount of movement in your hair when you're hammering, you should get a mythical Palma look at that rental slash kebab shop available too . on Amazon, yes, if you want, click on Good Mythical More. We'll have a sports bra slingshot competition. 10 second tour. Now is when we get a 10-second tour of you and your hometown.

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