Turbo Dismount Is Still HILARIOUS

ladies my name is jacksepticeye um we're

still

on a note two decades

still

rounding up the best games that have appeared on jacksepticeye a variety channel for the last 10 years until 2020 and what better game than to take apart this

turbo

. It may surprise many of you, many of you are probably wondering what the heck a

turbo

teardown is or some of you are probably equating this was one of the best games on the channel in the last ten years and yes, shut your mouth, it is. I really captured that Happy Wheels vibe, just play a few levels for fun, yeah, and I love it, and for that reason I give it my jacksepticeye seal of approval, which means absolutely nothing, one of the best things of course.

The thing about Turbo Dismount is that you can choose your own face and I can't think of a better face than the classic Jacksepticeye face. This face appeared everywhere for years and was the default face everyone used for me in all kinds of posts. okay I remember playing this game oh no I don't. Oh God, okay, there you go, yeah, go hit the wall, hit the wall, it's incredibly disappointing to watch from a distance, this is so stupid, no, I don't want to care. I want a different care Is there any new care in the game?

There is that sofa. There is a bus. A quadruple fin fighter. So what I want to do is go to the couch. This one is great. Manual steering. OK. This could be bad. Easy. Easy. Oh God. I've never, I've never driven a couch before, so it's okay, you're still, you're still going, you're still okay, the police are after you. Oh, boss, you may have taken Jack, but you'll never take the couch. Is it okay or will you get stuck? in the least it's a kind of signal right straight line straight line at full speed is lean is K that's not a straight line do you know what a strange light looks like? lines is a wall come on come on tear down the barriers carry the barriers yeah coach ain't even fast enough to get up this, where are they going twice dead? the couch sucks, the coach doesn't know what's going on, well Jamboree, oh yeah guys, when he came in he hangs ten with me, oh yeah, oh yeah. oh yeah baby, I'm eating an opportunity point for Karen, okay, when you slow down, okay, Jackson Hanyu, the police are coming straight from underground, all the trees except the team trees fighting global warming , look, everything was fine here, everything was fine, that's how it was. a I made a mistake here and I realize I'm on top, I'm bad oh oh oh and my head fell off that's the face of a boy who knows he's dead do you think that check will stop Jack and Poppy?

You clearly don't believe you know who you're up against, okay, speed is the key, I don't even want to drive right now, all of you, Jack or his head is gone, but the spirit lives the crisis, the thing is too fast Oh, I don't think they do. Have you ever stopped Potato Jack is that in the tank let the tank burn your pocket or are you just happy to see me oh yeah, straddle that tank, get out of the way, you're never going to stop this, you're never going to stop this , hold on to Jack, you, the tanks go to the tanks they go to live off the tanks they go to finish the job good job tank this is a better position hold on for your life something funny Rams up darlings just take it well the tank can take it here we go yeah Oh God look what happened to you it was all good and then oh it's over man damn a little CD sniff your toes sniffing this one's gonna work 'cause nothing stops yeah it spins , turn, go back into the pocket anyway, go back up the hill, oh what a nice soft ride, a nice soft ride down. the road, the breeze could hit you or the war, but during the Squatch, okay, that's a train, okay, wait guys, we can talk about this guys, guys, he's right, you can kill me all you want, but They'll never take the boogie out of that booty. this is absolutely safe this is 100% safe almost at full speed oh it's going to collapse right at the beginning come on come on Jackie boy Wow oh they're alive oh it's the front seat put on your seat belt safety first is important yes yes no God not even halfway species she's crazy I still like still life everything's fine no I'm not out of the car Squatch Squatch come on, I'm here okay, let's move on old creaky here, there, you go there, go and push it yourself, oh my God , this is the slowest thing in the world, that's what happened with the monorail incident, a monorail just crashes, well, I miss everything, I can't even go up the hill, okay, top speed, top speed, here we go, we're still too slow, oh, the cool thing is happening and I'm just saying: Oh, what the hell are you doing?

This thing is just a job or a do-it-yourself job with string cheese, but she's fast or she's too fast or she's too fast. Oh God, Christ, oh oh oh oh, this is it. this is the one I can feel it I can feel it this is the one that's going to take us come on come on ah so close please Jack Jack do it for me do it do it for me do it for others Crushed Jack let's see that on instant replay oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh oh make my nipples hard oh oh yeah but the place where turbo disassembly really takes off is the fan made levels oh my god there's literally a jacksepticeye level here adventures of jacksepticeye city number five things read bastard I can't believe that in 2019 there are still jacksepticeye happy wheels and turbo takedown levels that's awesome okay come on come on a zebra happens, maybe a little faster than that.

Almighty God, will you leave me? Come on you'll never catch me alive now Copper's oka ocean ocean I'm not going to survive myself I don't like the fact that I have to drive this Jack is gone damn stop that doesn't mean health and safety standards that's a Pose terrible, but my god, isn't he sexy, look at that look, ah, damn boy, can you survive this Jack, no, you can't to the end, yeah, oh god, they crushed me, oh my god, this is from Star Wars . It's an x-wing, how fast is it? Oh, not fast enough, not fast enough, Jesus Christ, I'm dead in seven senses since Sunday, okay, these levels just called into space and what better vehicle to use than an x-wing, okay? jack, okay, don't look, don't look at anything that's about to happen.

Jesus Christ, Jackie, okay, oh, you're missing a head, that's unfortunate. Oh my God, that's so amazing, although once you get a boost, oh my God, yeah, I'm a star now. War I want to go to space and a sofa, how can you light up the sofa? oh yeah oh yeah that's what I like this is what I like this is how I sit on the couch on a Sunday it's too fast for cowards I give it a little push a little push it's just a little button just a little Lord oh yeah, that's no, no, all the crunching he's ready to do already flashes in the shape, jeez, he's already in the thrusters, go full speed ahead, yeah, oh, do it, do it. some of you suck you don't have a DeLorean you have ala Dorian that's very smart well it's time to go back to the future oh yeah that's P okay what's going on?

Oh death is happening we're going back in time have mercy that's exactly how he said it and how it was posed when he did it come on we're going back in time I made a time machine marty gets into florian this is just me a car and a bomb at the end of the road oh this is it sometimes that's all you need all you need is your ass to survive let's see how instant this is Jax goes in hard the boys come in hard and hot he's ready he can't even get up That's where I found him I found his head just sitting on my couch and a nice day off playing fifteen days or blood board or something like that, okay, there they cut my responsibilities, they say this from the beginning, game heads so big they crushed the ground when it landed, a big brain, how do we do it?

Miss Bumblebee Oh, Miss Bumblebee, thick, hell yeah, good look, stop all this crap in the trunk, you never will, you never will. I'm too thick, okay, you did it anyway, you may have killed me, but my tits. To be continued Where am I in space and time with this character right now? It's too late. Did they break the game? I broke the game. I'm off limits. My tits and ass have come further than any man before. If you look here, you can see the. Exact timing, but my butt has ejected orbit right there, right there, the game can't even keep up with how thick and fast I am.

What do we have here? boop-boop, watch out for the next one, my thighs get sick, they get thick, yeah, all of them. What I got for Christmas was a disappointment, okay the train is okay, the trains are too big, let's do the whiplash, this thing will fly over it. Oh, full speed ahead, I also added a little epod boost just to give it a little more mileage, yeah, yeah and again, oh, never mind, oh, I believe in you, I believe in you more than anyone has ever believed at all, yeah, this is going to be good, nice and meaty, nice and meaty, yeah, come back again, you're just missing a head, no I need a head guys guys thanks I can't feel my legs oh there there uh-uh what is it this is all this boost pads oh my gosh it is oh oh lord up oh oh my gosh we do need something with a nasty speed to go down for this oh I mean I'm shooting too I'm shooting things out of the way okay , turn, turn, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, I can drive, it's here to avoid everything, I mean everything, the school cheeses, I lost weight, ah God, uh. oh god no no no oh safe food not safe they will never stop the sofa the sofa is going to last forever Marek my words the sofa is the ultimate in comfort and style who gets to the end of the road gets to the end of the highway yes the sofa is the best one oh jesus this is a michael bay movie now i ran out of momentum and i just fell it's like how do i do it yeah this is a terrible idea are you good really fast are you breaking down?

I don't know oh yeah oh yeah I've been separated from my ass oof oof how's that taste bud ground oh boy yeah it's fun I want to eat the ramp I want to eat the ramp damn that'll do it for this teardown video of the turbo, is it still incredible? The game is still a lot of fun, there's not much to do but my goodness it's so much fun to play. I love just breaking things and the sound effects are so good it's

hilarious

, don't any of you ever doubt my ass again. It's the strongest entity in the universe, but playing turbo

dismount

again reminded me how fun it can be.

I passed. It's a lot of fun just putting different faces on the characters. It had a lot of different quotes and everything in this series, and that to me is why it's in this week because I have very good memories of playing this game, not only that, but this game was the first 60 FPS video I uploaded to the channel, years ago, YouTube didn't have 60 fps, everything had to be 30. it didn't allow 60 fps on the platform and then when they finally introduced it, this was the first game I played and uploaded to show what 60 fps was because I thought the sheer, manic Ness and sheer speed and ferocity of this game was a really great way to show it off, but that closes the chapter on another nostalgia week game.

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