Trying Not to Laugh When Your Friend Is Crying - Key & Peele

- CARVELL THANK YOU FOR COMING. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I'M SURE YOU'VE ALL HEARD THAT TWIGS DROPPED OUT OF THE RIVER THIS MORNING. IT'S NO SECRET THAT HE AND CARVELL GREW UP TOGETHER IN THE HOOD. SO LISTEN. BECAUSE CARVELL About to say a few words. - - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? NONE OF YOU LOOK AT THE TEARS AND THINK IT'S FUNNY. BECAUSE IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO CRY IN FRONT OF HIS CREW about her. Go ahead, CARVELL. - EVERYONE KNEW THAT TWIGS WAS MY SON. In the past, we used to pretend that the couch cushions were a fort. - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. - AND WE PRETENDED THAT THE FLOOR WAS MOLTEN LAVA.

OH... - OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE'S NOTHING FUN IN THAT. OF COURSE THIS MAN IS CRYING. BECAUSE HE AND TWIGS WERE CHILDREN TOGETHER. WELL? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND. - - GO ON, CARVELL. - WE USED TO PLAY CARE BEARS. - MMM-HMM. Hmm-hmm. - TWIGS AND I WOULD SPEND A GOOD PART OF AN AFTERNOON TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT C-C-CARE BEAR WE WERE. - OH, OH... OH... I WISH ONE OF YOU MOTHER- WOULD JUST START LAUGHING, BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THIS IS FUNNY. CARVELL OVER HERE, whining and talking about care bears.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? BUT YOU... - - THOSE ARE MAN'S TEARS! WELL? THOSE MAN ASS TEARS YOU'RE LOOKING AT! Go ahead, CARVELL. - AND THEN-- AND THEN--AND THEN-- AND THEN--AND--AND--AND-- - MM, SORRY, MAN. That was a weird sneeze I just did there. DAMN. CAN A BROTHER GET CLARITIN HERE? Go ahead, CARVELL. - TWIGS WERE ALWAYS SURE TO SHARE BEAR. - MM-- - I ALWAYS-- I ALWAYS THOUGHT-- I THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS MORE OF A FUNSHINE BEAR. - MM OK. WELL, ALL YOU NEED TO RESPECT THAT! WELL? EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO FUNSHI... SORRY MAN. You're a funny bear, man.

SORRY, THAT... THAT'S SOMETHING FUNNY. - WHOA WHOA. - ALRIGHT. LET'S SELL SOME CRACK.