Try Not to Laugh Challenge #70

you can't put me in your salad you can't put me in your fries but don't eat me every day if you want to stay alive what's up guys welcome back try not to

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without harmonica naked mouth bear mouth nothing in your mouth without harmonica without water only your teeth and your tongue and without smiling even a little of course yes, but if you smile I encourage you to smile and

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I need it for my self-esteem oh my God, what are you wearing? They've camouflaged me as a solid snake for a tiny clear background, yeah it's crazy you're dripping, match our set on smosh.com go there so who wants to go first?

I mean, it looks like Damien is sitting here looking at you, damn it. You're in such an appropriate position that I'm not going to laugh, but do you really want to start with that he's not on the left? Did you know? No, I'll go, come on, hi, I'm Captain Morgan, but you can call me cappy mo mo mo. Mo, would you like a sip? But I'm Captain Morgan, but you can call me cappy momomo, come on, this is really good, thanks, hey, welcome to Trader Joe's. Did you find wow, oh wow, I like that you picked some jojo?

Hey, what is it? your favorite type of jojo clouds oh my favorites the big jojo ones i like the small jojo ones what kind of judges do you have those are a good option here let me get some paper bags for you are you going to have them for a party later? she looks like her she works there too my dad was the lion my dad was the tin man oh im sad to introduce you to the new real housewives of catalina island oh god hi im trisha krabs my husband is this crustacean slipper your family um ah sorry we'll take Hi, I'm Trisha Crabb and my husband owns the Ocean Sleeper and our son is a thinner hot dog and this season to help me read between the lines I won't because I'll inhale them all, thank you.

I am responding to your Craigslist ad in agreement with what you say. Wow, I didn't even have to do it. Okay, let me, let me, I guess I can save a little. No, well, this is exactly what you wanted. It's starting now, it's 15 minutes. Start right, I'm not going to do that, no, give me a third chance and I don't have time to use your thumb, use your phone and clean up, I've stolen all the cigarette butts, no, no, my prize money, where did you find it? this, yes, you know it's okay, my prize money, hello shark, today I present to you my product, it is not patented or licensed, it is called a long thong, have you ever had a thong that is too short?

Yes, have you ever had a long button? Yes, therefore. I invented this product called a long thong for long butts and long pees and poops because sometimes we need to be advocated for that, so this long thong is very easy to put on. You put it next to your pee and your poop. and you hang it, tie it around your waist and then you have this. I'm asking for a million dollars for a six percent status in my company. If you don't, I will kill you. You've been on these calls. before, yeah, it's hard to be on Broadway, you know, I've been on some workshops, but I've never been on the show that ever opened, you know, some of the shows I've been on The Flintstones, the musical didn't go up .

Do you know what other musical I've been in the concussion musical? Do you know where Will Smith has the concussion because he is high on a Nigerian athlete and has an accent? They didn't give it a name, but it was called concussion, the musical. to all of you for coming to Barneys, we are hot in November, last November, my heart sang, they had me and then they left the movie on amc, we saw it, everything was raided and my brother bought the tickets. I'm a rich, very famous record producer. named jones, i want to tell you that you suck, kids, the kids hang out at daddy's house after work, i have bad news, i got fired from the office today, it's those damn Jay Balvin meals and that battle pass, taking away good jobs to hard-working Americans.

Things are going to be tough around here kids for a while, so I guess this year is an imaginary Christmas. Now I'm afraid Noah is your real father, but do you know what he reminds me of? A little melody that reminds me. melody I'm going to bury poop butter I'm sorry just uh calm down babies oh baby, shut up and you're a really bad mother I'll never sign you, okay, bye, you must be the new kid, it doesn't matter, you're not worthy, yeah, look at the lion king, yes, there are some things about the lion king, you know, you know, if you know if mufasa had sex, yes, yes, yes, yes, you know the king of the pride, right, the pride, the king of pride with the one who had sexual relations.

It's his wife and Meg Simba, right, but if he's also the only man who can give, you know, uh, and he has all these lioness women, you know, that means Nala is also Mufasa's daughter, right, and it's like If it were a different movie, right, um. I am a product of that welcome to the navy, let's do something Damian Damian I don't know where he is nice, with the speed of a squid, the agility of an angel and the intellect of a Martian, he is your waiter, hello, I brought you the big cherry tomato you wanted, I'm sorry, I you made me laugh I know there's no point system but I feel like I should get double that's why I'm sorry for the lack of reaction I'm going to kill you it was it was yes it was everything for me it was mainly the desperation in your eyes you can't put me in your salad You can't put me in your fries but don't eat me every day if you want to stay alive I'm a bottle of ranch yeah okay you gotta do it be the new kid listen mountain ridge high school is one if you want to survive here you'll have to Being resourceful Luckily I know my way around here better than a middle-aged woman in a Creighton barrel, so you're going to need to listen to my advice if you want to survive.

Well, tip number one. The famous Amos cookies in the vending machine are usually loose. If you smoke, see if you hit the bottom left. You may get a free package. Tip number two. Devin Mitchelson is him. the biggest liar in this school don't trust a word he says he'll probably tell you some shitty story like the one i messed up in social studies last year don't believe him tip number three this conversation never happened you never saw me , does anyone want a sample of me example can you have samples of me can you have a sample of me can you have a sample sample example with me hello you forgot about me oh it's not me hello I don't know I'm jealous and you just I want to bottle you and package you I think which, oh my god, take that, I have another one.

It is I, Van Helsing, the highly educated angel hunter. Most people think demons are bad and they are, but I also prefer angels because they think they are better. what are you going chauncey he's on a scouting mission you look too much like tommy why then what is lisa lisa talking about his name is actually lisa yes lisa you're destroying me this is a balcony you see for the evil i'm looking for? a drink I need, so I mix five witch's fingers, a frog brain, a princess crown and a rat, as well as this apple, no, it's a cherry, uh, this cherry and you see, the devil I need is will rise to give me power, oh God and I.

I'm hungry for some crickets come with me hey I'm skinny if you're surfing a wave and you yourself are riding the wave or the urge of your own defecation oh my gosh I'm looking for my long lost love and I'll give him this Rose, bye, skinny mom, so it's Sunday, so please can I murder? Yes, thanks mom, you're welcome, it smells good, thanks. Now we present the new sport that protects the freedom of expression that everyone can get behind Blutendo football. tenno hackaball Hello everyone, welcome to the court. I believe everyone has the right to make their own decisions.

Oh, that's two points, oh two points for Denver, oh, okay, oh, anything, four, four, okay, you don't have the points, yeah, different, he's a human being. I haven't seen your kind in many years, very few venture up these mountains quickly human, I must ask, can you do me just one favor? Yes, I need you to kill me, please end my life and, as I suffer, I long for death, please, please, ah, it will be your love. kill me please everything hurts whoa wow I'm leftovers here pokemon I used to be a champion I was the champion with my best friend and misty pink oh hey jones I'm a big boy big producer and you'll never make it in this town you saw it through me, that was amazing, oh you'll make it, oh what not he's not going to be on next week on the real housewives of the slaughterhouse, yeah i'm the baddest on the block next week on the real housewives. from the slaughterhouse yeah I don't know about that other one wow great job everyone I like that version you guys made my jokes even better so thanks wow you're welcome yeah it was really funny if you liked this uh , leave us. know in the comments uh let us know what other ideas you have to try not to laugh we are willing to try them all uh and laugh also check out smosh.com we have a lot of cool clothes to wear like Damien who is integrating .

Where is the? I still can not. Sorry, it's a snake. And you can like and subscribe. You can also watch these two videos we have here. Wow, look at that, it's very easy. One of them is a trap. Oh yes, can I say it? Which one, please stop me? Yes, click on the one on the right. Let the one on the right enter. Yes, that's right, that's right. No, but I actually click on the one on the left.