Trump’s Wealth Surges As DJT Goes Public | Biden Trolls RFK Jr. | James Carville Goes After Women

Welcome everyone, ladies and gentlemen, to The Late Show. I'm your host, Steven Colar, and you're telling me this is true, this is true. Here, right here, we have breaking news. Donald Trump is upset about something. Can? check to see if that's true, okay, obviously, I'm just realizing this. One of the things Joe Biden has been championing in this election is the success and popularity of Obamacare. It's part of the radical political theory that people enjoy staying alive. Well this idea seems to have irritated Trump because he recently told the truth I'm not running to rescind the ACA like corrupt Joe Buton misinforms his peers and misinforms his peers all the time it's true no one listens he misinforms his peers , misinforms his colleagues. and spread false lies Joe Bden has clearly dialed down his nakedness now Trump Trump claims he's not trying to repeal Obamacare, which is something he's actually tried to do repeatedly in the past, instead he says he wants to make the Care Act Affordable Medical is much, much, better for much less. money or cost to our American citizens GR, yes, our greatest, which according to Urban Dictionary means an interesting way of saying big breasts.

I guess it's not a type of ship, in fact I think that's what Maga means, making America gr AA. It doesn't usually say AA. I'll stop at that, you know friends. I consider myself a deep spiritual thinker. I often reflect on age-old questions like why bad things happen to good people and why good things happen to them. Donald Trump yesterday, Trump media Yesterday, Trump Media and Technology Group or HPV, owner of Truth Social, completed a deal to go

public

, according to Bloomberg news, that deal increased Trump's net worth by more than $4 billion dollars, making him one of the 500 richest in the world. people who made over 4 billion spelling mistakes on the toilet, OMG I hope the article misreports the name of the company Trump merged with, it sounds completely innocent, the acquisition of Digital World Corp?

I don't remember if it's the Robocop or Terminator bad guys coming into the trade. Today with Wall Street gave the combined company a valuation of around $1.13 billion which experts warn us is not tied to reality to give an idea of ​​how crazy it is that the estimate is that Reddit was only valued at 6.4 billion in its IPO last week even though it generated 160 times more revenue than Trump's media, yeah there's no way Truth Social is worth more than Reddit Truth Social doesn't even have a subchannel dedicated to birds with arms, we can just run it through the rest of the monologue on top of that.

In the first nine months of 2023, Truth Social lost $49 million and with results like that and with results like that, naturally, at the opening bell, the stock was up about 56%, so Trump is selling something that He is doing terribly but it generates billions. I like that business model. That's why I'm introducing my new product, the Steven Kar Bathtub Toaster. The tingling means it's working now. To be fair, you can see why investors might get excited about the company. Just take a look at their quarterly income statements, which is a rocket ride to the. Moon and it's okay, I'm sorry, they tell me it's backwards, it's okay, to make matters worse, there is no justice in this veil of tears, the company trades under the symbol djt, which is the height of narcissism and I say it like a man who screwed his name to the side of this building, so that's in good taste, that's not narcissism, that's not narcissism because it's my name, how did

trump

get so lucky that that djt ticker symbol was available?

Well, there wasn't a big demand. After he previously used it in 1995 for his hotel and casino company, which went bankrupt and was delisted from the N9 stock exchange years later, but that was not his fault, he was trying to make money in the notoriously difficult industry of the casinos, you know? what they say The House always files for bankruptcy now no wonder there's a uh there's an enticing smell of corruption around this whole deal centered on a secretive billionaire and a guy in the food court who'll just sit here and will be watching each one Jeff Yas, Yas is reportedly a co-owner of Digital World Acquisition Corporation and is also a major investor in Tik Tok's parent company.

Bit Dance Congress has been threatening to shut down Tik Tok Talk unless it is sold by its China-based parent company and the person who originally demanded it be sold. it was a guy named Donald Trump he changed his mind after he did meet with Trump in Florida it's so suspicious yes yes yes Cold Blood that was a blast from the past social truth he has a power user his name is Donald Trump and yesterday on his app Trump Embrace the idea that he is something like Jesus Christ in a post about his New York fraud case where he claims a fan came up to him and told him it's ironic that Christ went through his greatest persecution the same week they are trying to steal your property. you exactly Trump is like Christ the Pharisees despise Jesus Jesus because Jesus had all those Prime properties facing the dead sea Jesus was a brilliant capitalist, he is buying lepers at Rock Biden prices, curing them and then selling them for big dinars, we all know how he got his initial round of funding selling gold sandals now talking about people who are divorced from reality there was a big announcement this afternoon from the presidential candidate who will probably eat a stick of natural deodorant RFK Jr uh junior is taking heat from Democrats who think he's trying to divert votes away from Joe Biden by calling him a stalking horse for Trump, but I'm not sure that metaphor is appropriate because at least horses wear horseshoes, even Biden trolled RFK Jr on St.

Patrick's Day by posing with more than three dozen members of the Kennedy family who opposed RFK's independent run. Heck, I haven't seen an Irish on Irish attack that VI from the ranks at every soft pretzel cart at Fenway Park, so RFK JR could use some big-name help to boost his campaign and after floating around potential teammates formula like Aaron Roders. and Jesse Venturia today unveiled his pick for VP of Megawatts, say it with me Nicole Shanahan, now what do we know about Nicole Shanahan? Well her name is Nicole and this is really interesting, her last name is Shanahan apparently she is a lawyer and businesswoman who was once married to the founder of Google, sahay Brin, in fact if you try to Google Shanahan a page appears that It says error 404 not found.

I'm doing good, brother, better than ever. Why did she ask? Then why? Why are you sure the great Shanah is coming here tonight? So why is RFK getting into these nanigans? Well, many, many reasons why she is a major Doner campaign, who paid most of the cost of RFK Jr's $7 million Super Bowl ad. tradition that's why Mitt Romney picked his running mate Senator from Florida budlight lerita oh it's um no Shanahan getting up why not it's Women's History Month check your calendar and you know what that means that a guy is saying something dumb about

women

this time he's a political strategist and Six Flags Man after his grandson introduced him to Edibles James Carville in a recent interview with the New York Times Carville blamed the Democratic Party's problems on too many preachy

women

who follow telling a man not to drink beer, not watch football, yes, women no.

I don't want men to drink beer and watch football. Who do men think they are? Taylor Swift Carville I'm sure Carville added that the message is too girly everything you're doing is destroying the planet you gotta eat the peas you gotta eat the peas that sounds weird specific to James carvo these women are like global warming is real James , you have to eat the peas, you have to change the sheets more than once a month, the smell is intolerable. Don't preach to me, woman, I'm snuggling with my alligator, we have. A great show for you tonight, my guest is the one and only Miss Carol Berett.

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