Trump is Only MENTALLY Ill Now

I'm jimmy I'm the host thank you for watching thank you for joining us from the home of the nba champions the los angeles lakers the lakers closed out the strangest season ever last night by hitting the miami heat and celebrating the way

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people in a can of bubbles and that's it, this historic 2020 nba championship is over, it belongs to the los angeles lakers the lakers conquer the bubble and bannon number 17 will soon hang from the rafters it's strange to see people hugging each other, it's like it's strange to see this, I had to reintroduce the concept of joy into my system.

It was a huge win for the Lakers, not

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did they win their 17th NBA title to tie the Celtics for the most by any franchise of all time, but they were also able to get home in time for Taco Tuesday. which I know is a big problem for Lebron. Now I wonder if the players will have trouble adjusting to life outside the bubble. I mean, you know what happened in Orlando, it was a very controlled environment. They were all tested every day. No one was allowed to enter. They were very careful, the players even celebrated carefully in the locker room, big strange bottles of purell, that's called celebrating responsibly, friends, after the pure release, some of the players sat down to talk to journalists, one of them was Lakers forward Kyle Kuzma, who seemed to be full of kyle boosma, how does this moment feel?

Yeah, this is it, this is it, um, he's still sitting on um, like he's half drunk right now, I'm all champagne, so I don't know how to act exactly, but um man, yeah, man, I got the shirt because I'm seeing drawings all over my body. Guillermo described the scene at your house last night, you saw the game, I guess so, Jimmy was yelling, we were happy that you met the Lakers, you and your wife and your son and my mother-in-law my father-in-law oh brother-in-law yes oh and your brother-in-law yes oh then to hell with the cove with the quarantine right it was the final you know uh -Eh, okay, are you still drunk?

No, no, no, something is going on with them, right? Normally we would be preparing for a big parade right now, but because of the pandemic we can't do that, so instead, everyone just uh. stop by Lebron's house and wave like when like your coworkers 60th birthday some fans celebrated safely last night this guy this is real he showed up in a plastic bubble he died but others They're our mayor here in Los Angeles, Eric Garcetti asked the fans, he said please. don't gather in the center or near the staple center, so of course everyone gathered in the center and near the staple center, the crowds couldn't help it, unfortunately they wanted to be here, although it got out of control and the Police declared a citywide tactical alert shortly after eight.

Last night between 75 and 80 people were arrested on a multitude of charges, including refusal to disperse, vandalism, assault with a deadly weapon on an officer and looting, and we heard that at least one subway bus was attacked and even several vandalized businesses were set on fire. . and vandalized, including a 7-eleven and a Starbucks, there's also quite the graffiti scene here downtown, yeah, so we still have work to do in the celebration department, so now with a 17th NBA title and a fourth victory for LeBron, the Lakers already. They are the early favorites to win another title next season, which starts a new season, the new NBA season starts tomorrow, did you know?

By the way, back on the horse, I'd like to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to those of you looking down on us tonight. No, no, heaven, Canada today is Canadian Thanksgiving. Canadians have a lot to be thankful for mainly because they are not us. Today also happens to be Indigenous Peoples' Day and Columbus Day in 1492. Christopher Columbus discovered America the same way hipsters discovered serving coffee. Not really. but you have a day for it. Our president, although he is a big supporter of the state of Columbus, he and Christopher Columbus actually have a lot in common. Both spread disease and both failed spectacularly at what they were hired to do.

Our chief polluter was in Florida. Tonight he had a big rally without a teacher, he says the doctors gave him the go-ahead to do it, that's good news, although it will be nice to have a president again who only has a mental illness. Trump was on Tucker Carlson's show Friday night. for what they were billing as a virtual medical exam, it wasn't that, but the president treated the Friday night fox crowd to a brief guided tour of his body. Where do you think you contracted the virus? At what point do you think you contracted it? back, you know, I don't know that they had some big events at the white house and, uh, maybe there, I really don't know, no one knows for sure that numerous people have contracted it, but you know that people have contracted it all over the world. world. highly contagious that's one thing you learn this is a contagious disease one thing you learn about this contagious disease is that it's contagious you know the president has been very cautious about whether he's tested negative yet, but whether it's negative or not, it doesn't matter Because the new thing is that Trump has immunity.

Uh, he called María Bartromo yesterday to explain to her that he no longer has anything to worry about. He is no longer considered a risk of transmission. Does this suggest that he no longer has kovitz, sir? Yes, and not only that? It seems like I'm immune, so I can get out of a basement, which I would have done anyway, and I did it because you have to rule a country, you have to get out of the basement and it seems like I'm immune. I don't know, maybe a long time and maybe a short time, it could be a lifetime, no one really knows, but I'm immune because Donald Trump heard immunity means he heard someone on Twitter say he was immune Maria didn't call Bs, that's not her. style, but the people of Twitter flagged this tweet.

Trump yesterday released a full and complete approval from White House doctors, which means I can't become immune and I can't give it. That's very nice to know, very nice, yeah, I can't. I understand and I can't give it, it's also the agreement Melania has with the president, but that tweet was flagged for violating Twitter's rules against the spread of misleading and potentially harmful information, but continue Mr. President, tell us more about the invincible what is it. I pass the highest tests to the highest standards and I'm in great shape and I have to tell you that I feel fantastic, I really feel good and I even feel good about the fact that you know the word immunity means something, to really have a protective glow means something that I think is very important to have that, yes, it is very important, it is not a protective glow, although that is a Hawaiian tropical mango scented tanning moose that you are looking at, if it sounds like Trump is trying to position himself Like some kind of superhero, now listen.

This, the failed New York Times reported that when he left the hospital last week he wanted to put on a show. His plan, he posed this idea to several people: leave the hospital looking frail and then he would leave. his buttoned shirt reveals a Superman logo underneath this is not a joke this is what he wanted to do whoever talked him out of this I like to hit you right over the head because I mean, first of all, we would have gotten him to see a performance of first level, since when Trump tried it he pretended to be fragile, then he would have had to rip the shirt and good luck undoing those buttons with those little carrot fingers of his and then, what would happen when? reveals that the s on his chest would make the country burst into applause.

What did he know? Most likely he was trying to fly and wet his pants or something, but who thinks like that? The man of steel, the elections will be back on the road later. Tonight in Florida he is scheduled to host rallies in Pennsylvania and Iowa this week he supposedly wants to be on the campaign trail every day from now until November 3rd. He is desperate. He is trailing far in the polls, but picked up significant support over the weekend. by none other than the Taliban, it is true that a spokesperson for the Taliban said that we believe that Trump is going to win the next election because he has proven to be a politician who fulfilled all the important promises he had made to the American people, although he could have They missed some small things, but they delivered on the biggest promises, so Americans who experienced deception in the past may again trust Trump for his decisive actions.

The Trump campaign rejected the Taliban's endorsement. I wonder what that was like. You know, other than groups like sheriffs for shooting looters and mullets, Jesus Trump doesn't get much support and he also loves the people who love him, it's really his only criterion, so when that support came from the Taliban, I guess it's his campaign. The team said: Don't even tell him, just reject him, reject him if he's angry, we'll deal with this later, but the Taliban are fantastic on Saturday, fat Lupone gave another Evita-style performance from his balcony, he spoke to a group of mostly black people. and latino supporters who hilariously gathered on the white house lawn are part of a group called blexit which is supposed to be a group of black people who support

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the truth is they are people who were paid to be at the event in which they had their travel expenses covered in exchange for showing up wearing the t-shirt Trump spoke to himself for 18 minutes but made sure to mention what he likes to say most every time he sees a black person, the fact is that I have done more for black community that any president since abraham lincoln I say it no one can argue it no one can argue it no one could do it everyone disputes john wilkes stand would dispute it well, he seems to believe that he is very popular among the black community during the election campaign in 2016 said: at the end of All four years, I guarantee that I will get more than 95% of the African-American vote.

I promise you, we are at the end of those four years and we wanted to put your warranty to the test. So we sent a camera crew out to Hollywood Boulevard to attract African-American passersby and see if we could find anyone who would support Trump at the polls next month. Trump said he was going to get 95 African Americans. vote uh as a black man uh are you voting for Trump? Absolutely not, I wouldn't, hell no, probably not, I can't vote for a racist, hell no, no, no, no, I'm voting for Trump, yeah, no, no. I'm not a hell, no, not at all, a hell, no, absolutely, no, no, I will not vote for Trump.

Hell no, I'm not going to vote for Trump, at all, it's that a baby, yeah, this is, this is a baby and that baby with

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against trump against. Definitely, um Trump, I don't know, no, I'm not going to vote for Trump, no, I'm not going to vote for Trump, no, I'm not going to vote for Trump, hey, I know I'm not going to vote for that guy, are you crazy? No, he will not get my vote, no, not at all, no, sir, does he know any black people who are voting for me? I don't know anyone, he doesn't know anything, no co-workers, no co-workers, he has uncles and aunts who say they are going to vote for trump no mom votes for trump dad votes for trump no friends from church voting for trump no sir I remember trump and wwe to me that's what he's still doing he's still under learning he's still a reality show he's still acting separately anyone ever?

I'm telling you you sound like Obama unfortunately yes you can't pay me a million dollars. I'm not going to vote for Trump. Would you vote for Trump for a million dollars? No, what about the Applebee's gift card? There is no free wifi. It would be nice if there was no wifi, no cellular data, bro, I absolutely don't think he's going to get 95 of the votes because I don't know a black man or a black woman that's going to vote for Donald Trump and I'm immersed in black. People, you don't have a single black man, a dog, a black cat, a black dog, a black child.

The bull is going to vote for Donald Trump. I'm Dr. Obama and I approve of this. Okay, okay, maybe maybe not. Going back to the Lakers, you know, before the Finals started, I made a bet with Miami Heat superfan DJ Khaled. If he won the Heat, I would have to send him my Donkey Kong junior arcade game from the '80s, which I love, and if he won, him. He would have to give me one of his beloved jet skis and now it's time to pay the piper. Hi DJ Khaled, how are you? Good evening, well first, go ahead, go ahead, my condolences on how the finals turned out for your team, but congratulations to me, you know.

I mean, congratulations to you, congratulations to Kobe Gigi, uh, King James, all the Lakers, Los Angeles, congratulations, it was a beautiful and inspiring final, and congratulations to the Miami Heat. You know we'll be right back. You're saying we'll be right back. It's Jimmy, you know, saying you got this, you got this, whatever for you, I'm a man of words, but I'll get you a 2020 c do jet ski and I'll sign it and make sure they deliver it to you and listen, come on guys , I know you have a new jet ski and that is very kind of you.part.

I have decided that I don't want a jet ski, but what I would like to do, let's go. Donate the jet ski to the Overtown Youth Center, which I know is an organization that you support, providing services to at-risk youth in Miami. We contacted Overtown. They are going to auction the jet ski on eBay and use the proceeds to help run the center, so if you want a bid to own this new DJ Khaled jet ski, which is now really my jet ski, but check out this site website, blessupjetsky.com, we made it especially for you and Khaled, you are going to sign and I thank you.

You're such a good sport and you give up on jet skis and also the kind words for the Lakers and I know how much these jet skis mean to you so we put together a little song for you to watch when you're feeling lonely. khalid oh my god oh my god oh my god the key is to drive your jet ski in the dark very wiselywords by dj khaled thank you khaled we have it and we let you see my podcast it will be released on october 15 on amazon it will be big it will be legendary oh good podcast and I'm talking to all the icons, the most important musicians that exist, jimmy Thank you very much, I love you and get ready for that calacatta album.

I don't know when it will come out, but it will come. Okay, okay, we'll be ready. Thanks DJ Khaled, we will be back. Hi, I'm Jimmy. Kimmel, I hope you enjoyed that video. Subscribe and all your dreams will come true, assuming your dreams are to watch more YouTube videos.