True Confessions with Chadwick Boseman and Marlon Wayans

-First, we will need another player. And we found a good one. His new comedy special "Woke-ish" is now on Netflix. Let's all welcome Marlon Wayans. That was simple. That was simple. -I'm soft. -That was soft. -I'm sitting here with "Black Panther." I have to put on my black excellence. Know? Do you know we both went to Howard University? -Yeah. -HU! -Know! -Yes, I know that part. I was there for about three years. -Oh man. -Okay, that's how the game works, okay? I also went to university. Uh... In front of each of us are two envelopes containing

confessions

.

A confession is

true

. The other is a lie. Once you read your confession, the other two players will have 45 seconds to question you and must guess whether you have been lying or telling the truth. Marlon, you go first. Chad, which envelope should Marlon open, one or two? -Hmm. He's something down there. -Yeah. -Number two. -Two? Well no problem. Alright. I open it? -Yeah. -Jimmy, I want to win this. -Because? -Because every time I come to this program, you win something. And I don't like this. This game is rigged. -It's not rigged. You haven't even played it yet! -Alright. "I once made out with Madonna." -What... uh, how old were you? -How old was I when I kissed Madonna? -Yeah. -What time?

No, this... -How old were you? -This was about five... five years ago. -Five years ago. -Yes Yes. -And where did it go? -Where were you, at a party? -Where were we? -Yes, you and Madonna. -In a party. -Yeah? It is funny. -We were at a party. -It sounds like you're just saying what he said. -No! We were at a party! -Oh, maybe that's his move. What was Madonna wearing? She-she had a red suit, but she was tight because I saw Madonna's ass. And I was... Okay. -Whose party was it? -It was a... an Oscar party. -It was a puppy after party. -It wasn't, no. -Yes, puppy party and everyone was drunk with CIROC, so things happened. -I do not know, man. -Yes, because I feel like... are you going to tell a lie?

I'm thinking about it. I need to think about it. -I'm going to say... kissed with Madonna. I mean... good for you, by the way. I'm going to say... it's a lie. -I made out with Madonna, man! -You did it! -Yes, I do! Yes, I do! -Hey! -Yes, I do! -Hey! -Court! -Yes, I do! -Wow! -And I tried Britney Spears. I tried Drake. -Oh, hey, hey, hey. Hey Hey hey. -You only have one envelope. -It was a goodbye kiss. And it was incredible. And I don't think she remembers it, because she was kissing someone else when I left.

But it was amazing! -Britney Spears tried. -Alright. -Okay, here we go. It's my turn. This was fantastic. What about? -I'm afraid... now I'm afraid. -Which one should I open? -I'm going to get... um... One. -Mmm. -One. Why did she dress so well and you and I look like broke Men in Black? - Is it... is it black or navy blue? "Navy Men." "Navy Men." -That's the remix. -We should make that movie. "Men in black with ruined asses." I would do it. I would do it with you. Alright. "I once performed on Def Jam Comedy Hour under the name Jeffrey Schmollen." -An hour of Def Jam comedy. -Did they have white people in Def? -I don't remember any. -I do not remember that.

There were a couple, but I don't remember you being in... which... this is, like, at the beginning of Def Jam? -Who was on the poster with you? -Uh -- -Who would you impersonate? -No, the type that says "hamburgers." - I could have done it. "Burger", yes, yes. -You know, Alonzo, hey, hamburger! -Yes, ham-hurger! -Yeah. The burger was there. -He just told a long story and no one laughs. He says, "hamburger." -The hamburger was there. Kid Capri was there. -It's okay, Capri girl. Was Russell there? -Russell was not there. -Russell wasn't at a Def Jam? -I don't believe it.

No no no. -It sounds shady. -It sounds shady. -Were you two when, for example, Shaq... -How did he do? -I did it well. -Hmm. Oh. Look, man. I'm going to be real with you. I like you, Jimmy, but Jeffery Schmollen, that doesn't seem like a real name to me. I call it a lie. -Yes, I also call a bluff. -It's

true

. -That! -It was a Def Jam... -Lift up the tape! -It was a Def Jam tour. It was a Def Jam tour and it was to enter the contest. If you won this contest, you could enter and perform on the bill that night in Albany, New York.

And I was 18 years old. So, you had to be 21 years old to enter the contest. So I used a fake ID. And then I ended up winning the contest. I say... -With a name like Jeffrey Schmollen, was he a black man? -No, I was not a black boy. But yes, Jeffrey Schmollen performed in the show. I was introduced as Jeffery Schmollen. -I still don't believe you. He fixed this show, y'all. It's the Fallon show. -Come on, no! Okay, Chadwick, it's your turn. -Hmm. -Well. You grabbed that one. -No, I didn't grab anything. -Oh interesting. -You look shady, brother. -Yes, you're already shady, man. -I don't believe it anymore. -Hmm. -Mm-hmm.

No, I do, just kidding. No, i do not do it. I do not do it. -No. -Number two? What do you think? -His beard sweats a little. I think the guy is lying before he even starts. -Your beard shines a little. -Number two? Number two? -Number two. -Number two? -Here we go. Here we go. -“I once had a date with a Colombian model and her twin sister.” -And she, like... the Doublemint twins. Did they swing? -Is that a question? -I'm sorry. I'm just very excited. Like two Colombian sisters who look alike. This is a drug date. -What year was this? -This was... 2011? -Was it in Colombia? -No. -Where were you? -I was inside... -Answer him! -I was in...

I was in Mexico. -Were they both fine, or one of them was like, eww. -They were identical. They were identical. -Okay, but one is a model. -Identical twins. -Model twins, you had a date with two identical Colombian models. -And what city did she say she was in? -She was in Mexico. -I didn't say city. I didn't say the city. -I think the boy is lying. I'm sorry. Look, I... -It's true! -You did not do it! -Am I saying true? -No, you can't do this! -Now I can! -You can not do this! -I did it now! I did it now!

You can pass. I think that can happen. A lot of things - We have a lot of things - -You're Black Panther and so - -I was doing - I was doing - I wanted to - -Two of my sisters want to go out with you, at least. -No. He wanted to have a date with the model. He didn't know she had a twin sister. Her English wasn't that good, my Spanish wasn't that good, so she said, "Let me bring my sister." She appears and looks like her. But her sister is a doctor, so I was talking through her for half the night and she... -That's when you picked up the phone and called Marlon. -Our thanks to Chadwick Boseman.

Marlon Wayans!