Trapped in Israel

Hey, here we are, we fall into the black hole, man. It's like it's never been washed before, it's all black underneath, drink it buddy (yeah, just drink it) Shaun's about to trip down the rabbit hole boiiii nooooooo, that was crazy. It's so bitter, yes. We're in Israel and we were like, "You know what? Fuck it. Let's do a classic Ethan and Hila vlog and put it on Ethan and Hila. Because fuck H3." It's about Ethan and Hila, you know what I'm talking about. Greetings and Sean is here. Surprise surprise And Jesse. I don't know if you want it to be on video or not.

Alright. Yes, they smuggled me through airport security in their luggage. The guy is crazy, we'll post that joke on H3H3 next week. Stay tuned. Gotcha The truth is, Sean couldn't afford a ticket, so we had to smuggle it in our luggage. Sean's vlogging, okay. Hit Sean, his vlogs are crazy. Link in description. Thank you. We always have good music. Fun things to talk about. Yeah. It's crazy It's fucking crazy dude I watch your videos and I trip It's crazy Just when you're losing sleep at night Just jacking off, yeah It's crazy It's the best jerk off material on YouTube Like Prank Invasion didn't have anything in it Sean's Vlogs So check them out anyway Guys, we'll see you around. -A car is coming.

Welcome to the fucking shitty neighborhood known as Florentin in Israel and this is where Hila and I -Our first apartment. The first apartment we had together in the whole world was here, in this neighborhood. In my opinion, this is more like India than shit. It's not even noticeable. This street doesn't even look that bad with all that shit, like wires and shit. -You have to see it during the week. -It's Saturday now so everything is closed This place is a nightmare dude -But during the week there's a lot of business -There's always trucks Alarms, trucks and uh -Everyone blocks the street all the time so everyone honks It's fucked up And then we had like cockroaches We had mice We had like a mou- Hey, come on, buddy, I'm filming here.

Can you give me a fucking break, buddy? We had like mice. There was like a whole family of mice in our apartment once. We had to get like five traps. We spent the night at Hila's family's house. There was a fucking mouse house. Okay, how much was the rent there? Do you remember? Like six hundred dollars or something? -Yeah, something like that. Six hundred dollars a month. So this is like, Oh, they upgraded it a little bit, huh? Here it is, right here -Here it is Looks like they cleaned it up a little Someone has some cacti up there and shit -Here it is, where the cacti are Look at those fucking cacti They cleaned it up a little And then you have these wonderful ones If you ever want If you ever Sometimes you need to jump You have these power lines to hold on to If ever in case of fire or theft or whatever So that's really convenient And then downstairs they sell rugs.

We're very considerate and not loud Here across the street I remember their alarm always going off I think we called the police a couple of times just out of frustration -Yeah, I think we did Just like, stop -It didn't help No, they did It doesn't help, they don't care But this is This was our first apartment together in fucking Florentin That's Oh, is there a keyboard? Damn dude, what the fuck do you have? Do they have a keyboard? This place is What if I knew? Just get up there. Let's be one of those guys that just knocks on the door and says, "Yo dog, I used to live here, let me into your house." They would say, “uhh.” This is it, man.

Oh, this is it buddy, they're charging at least eight hundred for this apartment now. With these modifications. Yes, they definitely fixed it. They killed him here. Anyway, God bless you! I feel like this street is almost too pretty. There are streets here that, the wiring makes it look like this whole neighborhood is about to explode. By the way, we are bringing back Ethan and Hila's vlogs. Forget it. It is the return to Israel. There is no schedule. We do what we want Alright, here's a good Is this it? Little India You get the idea, I mean, look at this shit.

Like what the fuck? Who the fuck put this together? -Somehow it all works Some top notch electricians Well to be honest maybe you need to be such a skilled electrician to put that together and make it work. What the fuck is that? -It is a work of art. That's a work of art. Whoever created it must be very proud of it. Because in some way everyone has power. We're all playing and here's Sean. Here's Sean looking up. -Can you believe you pay to live here? Lots of money Oh, here's a good one. It's a masterpiece, guys.

For a second I thought it was poop and I wasn't surprised either. Yes, there is something in Israel too. People don't pick up after their dogs. You respect the holy land. You love the holy land You pick up a big old shit in the corner -That's not poop That's disgusting Hila touch it -It's not poop Pass it on then -I'll step on it It's just stuff to cover up like holes It's poop What are you saying? ? Oh yeah, that's nice. A nice little oasis among this cracked concrete. These guys put a lot of effort into beautifying that apartment.

Yeah, seriously, look at this fucking place, man. Right next to this guy who's new. Yeah, that guy is killing it. But I love how when they did this and said, 'This is so luxurious, all these windows up here, all this natural light' Look at this place now Florentin -The people who live here have faces like this guy -On the electrical box -"Ughhh, I wish I hadn't signed that lease." That said, an inexplicable charm at the same time. There are a lot of stray cats in Israel and they are fucking monsters. They like to fight outside.

There are like crazy stray cats, territorial war. Do you hear? They are screaming. Sometimes you find them dead in the street. Do you remember when that cat was dying in front of our house for a week? -Yes, super loud that day. dead cat for like a month. Anyway, very nice, by the way, that was my point. -This whole car is a work of art, yes. There is a damn cart in the I don't know if. this Don't get too close Seriously That man with the plate -Oh shit, I'd like to fuck I'd like to lick that Clean There might be someone here to be frank -Seriously, let's move on -Yeah, let's move on Anyway, Israel is a wonderful place guys -It is, don't listen to Ethan.

I'm being, I'm not being sarcastic. I love coming to Israel, friend. This is an amazing place, isn't it? -You always sound sarcastic Look at this alley Look how dumb it is Look how fucking cool it looks Get closer to the power line Look at that damn wiring guy That's sick. I love Israel. You have to be a professional to do that. That? Don't you want me in the shot? It's for our video. I want to show street art. Are we making music? Hila looks back. -Yes, these are Casey's vlogs. So you're putting music in this part, right?

So it doesn't matter if I talk? No -Okay, then we go down the stairs Okay, I look good Keep walking We're playing music, you can't hear me Fucking great Man, my hemorrhoids are, let's take hemorrhoid cream right? Just make sure you remove that part because it would be embarrassing if you left it in. -We have to buy some Spiderman suits. Yes, we are starting our new toy channel here. You're taking it too slow, Ethan, come on. Sorry Sorry. This is really dramatic. It's cool how you go down the stairs. It's really great. It's crazy how many stairs there are.

This take is long. It will definitely help us get to ten minutes. We need more stair shots. Alright, I don't know where you guys live, but I promise you that parking is never as bad as it is in Tel Aviv. This shit is fucked. How can this guy get out? -He's always so tight. You're going to fuck, like everyone's bumper is fucked. -You will learn to park very well here. You give them a little. It's called the two-kiss swing or something like that. You give them a kiss. on both ends of the bumper. Pray to God that they aren't watching.

Follow your road. Look at this shit, it's so tight. Okay, now play music. Can't we be ironic with this vlog? uhh no. It's a youtube vlog, you must be ironic. -Can we just make a vlog? Here, play music. It's just me being me, Hila, it's just me -Can we just be us? I'm just being me, dude -No kidding about it. This is who I am, man, I just sometimes squat and I, you know, it's what I am, man. It's great like that. I'm a cool guy. So we're fucking jetlagged. We just woke up. It's 4 in the morning.

It's the apocalypse. Nobody but this person. We're trying to find food here, but I think everyone already ate. I think everyone already ate all the food. There is no food left in this civilization. It's a very windy night. It's the windiest day ever. It's cold, it's dark. Don't know. I know where I am I'm very hungry friend Very hungry HELLO Where is everyone? Does anyone have any food? Oh God, it's like a bank robbery. Why are these guys running away? We're filming a crime, Hila. Should we follow them? That guy is pushing too hard. Who runs so fast at this hour? -Yeah, okay, we just filmed a crime, but all I have is just that I'm hungry.

Oh, hey, Benedicts. There are people in there, friend. -There you go, come on, friend. There are people there, let's go there. -Look, that's a city. That's a city, buddy Tel Aviv answer the call and I'll be eating. God bless you. Let's do it. Yes, there are people there. I'm so fucking excited. This is one of those places that, you always hear, it's twenty-four hours a day, but you're not really sure if it is or not. How is it worth being open? -Yes, well, actually there are people here. Yeah, there are, you know, a lot of fucked up drunks, we're just sober.

Yes, that's what it is. Well, I'll be the only sober person here. What does it say? -boker tov (good morning) Oh how nice