Totally Obsessed with The Ninja Turtles

*intro plays* Ethan: Welcome back to another episode of Ethan aaaaaaaand... Hila Hila: Uh-huh. Ethan: Today we want to thank you very much... we reached 300,000 subscribers! *claps* That's cool, man. Hila: Wow! Ethan: Wow, wow! Ethan: The whistle goes woo woo! Hila: thank you. Ethan: Look... we love this channel... we love the atmosphere, we love hanging out... it's casual... it's fun... and the fact that you like it too warms our hearts . It's a pleasure to be here with you and just thank you for watching and subscribing, we really appreciate it. Ethan: Now, on deck, we have a clip from our favorite show of all time...uh...Totally Obsessed.

And so far, every episode we've seen has been an absolute success, I mean... Ethan: It's just entertaining, it's like... Hila: Yeah. a glimpse into these fascinating lives that you never knew existed. Hila: And I'll tell you why. Because they are people with vision. Ethan: They have a vision. Hila: Yes. Now I understand why I like it so much. Ethan: I'm not sure what they see, but they see something. Hila: And they are very passionate about it... Ethan: They are passionate about it, they know what they like. *Hila laughs* Ethan: They found something they liked and I kind of envy them.

Hila: Yes. Ethan: Like today's girl, for example. She LOVES... Ninja Turtles. And I mean... Ethan: I'm a little jealous- Hila: I might like it too. Ethan: I mean, yeah, I can relate to the whole pizza thing... I like pizza, you know? That's as far as my love for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles took me... Ethan: But I just admire her dedication and passion for a- like for anything. I mean...most people walk through this life without caring...Not knowing what they love or who they are...She's not one of those people. She LOVES the Ninja Turtles.

And that's why I think she deserves our respect. *rock music plays* *cymbal crash* Girl: AGHHHHHHHHHH. Ethan: Well, you know, I take back everything I said... You're taking this too far. Too far, friend. Ethan: Holy shit, she puts on the mask and goes to the dojo... Hila: She's got a creepy head too, it's like... Ethan: Can I show (this) on the screen for a minute? I didn't see the new Ninja Turtles movie. Hila: Ohhhhh. Ethan: But let me show you what her faces look like... THEY WERE A FUCKING CREEPY GUY. Hila: They are so creepy. Ethan: And there's a part where you can, like, see, like ac-, like the guy in the suit has eyes behind his eyes...

And he's fucked, man... It was wei- Hila: Intentionally? Ethan: No, not intentionally, it was just fucking weird... Right now I'll show you some weird photos of the Ninja Turtles. Ethan: So take back everything we said in the introduction. Hila: Forget it, cut it. Ethan: Weird

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, weird girl. I love pizza, let's keep watching. Narrator: For the past 14 years...Michelle Ivy, 26, has dedicated her life to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Ethan: What's up with... karate... sensei... by the way... does he look like this? Like Steven Siegel's physique. Hila: She's got a chub n' tuck. Ethan: That's wonderful.

Hila: *laughs* gee n' tuck Ethan: That's a straight up gee n' tuck. No, but seriously... if you go to 90% of every karate dojo, you will see a gee n' tuck. Hila: Huh? Ethan: Gee n' tuck. Hila: Oh, geez. Ethan: Because these guys *scoffs* They're just... Steven Seigel. Hila: Yeah. Ethan: You know what I mean, like... dye your hair black... eat a couple slices of pizza... show the kids how to punch; You turn your arm, right? Hila: Yes. Ethan: And that's just another day at work. This guy is teaching this girl how to do karate with a Ninja Turtle mask... so she's obviously running a very serious dojo.

Girl: Michelangelo is my favorite turtle because he reminds me of myself. Girl: KOWABUNGAAAAAA!!!! Ethan: Do they have different enough personalities for that? I guess I don't know the Ninja Turtles well enough. Hila: I guess so... like... one could be dumber... Ethan: He's the dumb one. Hila: I don't remember who is who. Ethan: He's the fool, there's a serious one, probably a wise one. Definitely. And there is one who loves, absolutely LOVES... Ethan: Rape. Hilá: Pizza. Ethan: Oh. She was thinking...pizza. Girl: COME ON, FRIEND! *growls* IT'S TIME TO KICK SHELLS! *car horns blaring* Hila: Yeah, that's pretty good.

Ethan: That was some parkour. Hila: I wish I knew how to do that. Ethan: I can't do that and I'll tell you what, I wouldn't mind seeing her in a parkour video. Ethan: Like I could do some hardcore Bold Guy stuff. Hila: Yeah, yeah, get her with Bold Guy. Ethan: That's good. Hila: Daring Boy vs. Turtle Girl. Ethan: "Bold Guy chases Turtle Girl, winner gets a slice." "feat. a jar of mayonnaise." Girl: These are my heads. WHERE'S YOUR HEAD? Yes, this is not my head, these are my heads. Ethan: Okay, look at that damn face and tell me this isn't the stuff of nightmares.

Why are teeth so big? And the gums. Hila: I was just going to say. Hila: It's so creepy. Ethan: The gums look very realistic. Hila: Yeah, this must be expensive, you know? Ethan: Oh yeah. Ethan: A head like that would give you a nice couple slices of pizza, you know what I'm saying. Get a head off like that. Girl: Here's my new pride and joy, Michelangelo... from Turtles 3. Narrator: Since Michelle works in a factory for minimum wage, she takes out bank loans to feed her obsession with the Ninja Turtles. Girl: This head cost me $2000 dollars. Hila: Woo.

Ethan: Oh, well, that's... well, that's a worthwhile investment. Hila: Oh my god. Ethan: That's worth taking out bank loans for. Hila: That's expensive. She got two of them. Ethan: Take out bank loans. I mean, hey, I mean, look... Honestly, and this isn't even a joke, it's a better investment than college. Nowadays I think it's better to buy a couple of Ninja Turtle heads... than spend money on college. Hila: She's already been on television. Ethan: She's been on TV, she's got some...classic accessories. Those will simply appreciate in value. And I mean, the sentimental value is through the roof.

Hila: Yeah Ethan: College, right now, I don't even remember and that cost me $20,000 so... Michelle's Dad: The only thing I like now is that she has her own job, she's earning the her own money. , and she can spend her own money on these things. Sorry for my French. Ethan: You didn't say anything wrong. These people seem very nice. Hila: That's really cute. Ethan: I just... I was thinking about how sweet they were and then he said, "Sorry for my French." She didn't even say anything bad. He's just a sweet guy. Hila: My dad was like, "Yeah, she had to buy these things." Ethan: Your dad would say...

Hila: He would be very upset. "I don't understand her. She's... she's ugh" Ethan: That's not a good impression. Your dad... your dad would be like this... "I don't understand her. She wastes her money and her husband... he's a worthless piece of shit. I hate her husband." "She wears socks and sandals to my house. By the way, what's wrong with her husband? I can't believe she married that loser." Hila: It's always like, "What did I do to deserve this?" Ethan: What have I done? Hila: she has the worst life. Hila: If something goes wrong, "What did I do to deserve all this?" Ethan: Does he really say that?

Hila: Yes. Ethan: Because Hila's father speaks Hebrew, so I don't understand everything, but he has this thing about the world being conspired against him. Hila: Yes Ethan: "My daughter loves the Ninja Turtles." "Why do you do this to me?" Hila: "Why me?" Ethan: That's really funny. That makes me laugh. Michelle: A bacon pizza. Yes, that's bacon. Woman: Why am I a little afraid? Narrator: Michelle lives on a strict Ninja Turtle diet. That means pizza every day. Ethan: Oh, fuck no, she's putting mayonnaise on the pizza. I have to draw the line there. Ok, it's time to change your lifestyle.

Hila: It's time for dad to step up. Ethan: That's... that's what that sweet daddy is feeling right now. When you have a daughter... she orders pizza for every meal and puts mayonnaise on it? Hila Mayonnaise: Every day? That's very bad for you. Ethan: I'm having a bit of an emotional roller coaster watching this because at one point I admire her passion and her fire to become a real-life Ninja Turtle, but at the same time, you have to draw the line somewhere. And I draw that line by putting mayonnaise on fucking pizza. Michelle: Ok, I'll make us a BLT.

Woman: Pizza BLT Narrator: When Michelle orders a pizza... Ethan: Oh, that's a lot too. That's not even like a little mayonnaise for flavor. Hila: Wow. Ethan: That's like half a jar of mayonnaise. Hila: Wow, Ethan: You know, it's a modest 5,000 calorie meal. How do you function if you only eat pizza and mayonnaise? Does your body just give up after a while? Hila: Surprisingly, the human body adapts to many things. Ethan: What are you? A scientist? Hila: As someone who's seen this show before... Ethan: It's like... you know what's funny? Usually when the term is used, you see or hear something like, scientists say, "The human body is umm...surprisingly resilient." But you don't usually think of it in terms of eating pizza and mayonnaise, but I guess it applies anyway.

Hila: Applies. Ethan: In the same way, you can drop a human from a ten-story building and they will survive. And that is comparable to eating a pizza with mayonnaise and surviving. Hila: I just…I know especially because of this specific show. With uhh-- "Obsessed." Ethan: People eating glass. Hila: People... yes, people eating deodorant. People bathing in bleach. This show is a testament to the human spirit to survive. Hila: Yes, and they do it like their whole life. It's crazy. Ethan: This is a great show. This is a study of humanity. This is not just a strange and fascinating spectacle.

This is humanity.com. Hila: This is the-- Ethan: Humanity.0 Hila: Cosmos 3. Ethan: This is the cosmos. If Carl Saga were here, he would be narrating this. Michelle: When I'm in these situations, I feel like they're behind me, protecting me. Man: Ah. Hey, you lost your thing. Michelle: What? Man: She... Yes! Ethan: What a fucking

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you are! He disgraced the dojo and the Ninja Turtle neighborhood. Incredible. What a shame. You know, I just... if you put on that suit... and try to proclaim... that you represent the Turtles... This is serious. Hila: What? Ethan: You better not fuck around and trip like that.

I mean, come on. Hila: You seem really excited about this. Ethan: I mean, ugh, look... it goes a little beyond the love of pizza, okay? I'm also a Ninja Turtle in disguise. Hila: Ok Ethan: Donatello. By the way, in case you're wondering, I'm a Donatello. Michelle: Michelangelo says, "Follow your heart, guys. Follow your heart." And then he breaks into this song called "Follow Your Heart." Follow your heart... Follow your heart... Follow your heart... Follow your heart... That song changed my life. Ethan: It's like Shakespeare. Hila: Yeah. Ethan: It's pretty much Shakespeare. Follow your hearts guys. Follow your heart.

And that is a line that has been studied by many scholars. For being uhh... for its depth of meaning. Hila: Mm hmm Ethan: Guys, thank you so much for watching as always. We appreciate you. We want to work on a video for next time where we answer your questions and give you advice. So if you have questions for us, if you want our advice, love, relationships, anything. You have a problem? We have to talk about it. So go to Hila's Facebook page, she will make a post there. Asking questions to you. And she leaves a question there.

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