Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 13

one, two, three, was it? People understand that they have to choose these. They've managed to make plastic allen head bolts because I think one thing I've learned is that premiums for seventeen year old girls are half of what they are. for seventeen year olds, seriously, half the money, well there's some top notch advice right there, if you're a 17 year old, coinsurance. One slice, you peed on yourself. I would have done it, I did it, yes, I almost did it. I said no, that alone explains it. "Great man, James was being so stubborn. I decided to bid on his behalf. 15.

I think we have a cure. Remember yesterday? Yeah, how can we forget? This is the new Scirocco TDI. It's a lot of fun. Get it a new Scirocco TDI. See you." I've addressed the speed issue, no you haven't, yes you know it's a six seater car, you may remember it had three seats in the front and three in the back, while Honda says it's been such a huge success that They are abandoning it. In fact, I think. The problem with this car was with the photo they sent us, which is when the car came out a few years ago, no one wanted to drive with a little girl with a severed head attached to thirty less than ten, what an ending, honestly, supercars, no many. the stars are not very good at this, they compared him to James from the banks, although he obviously needs his gas tanks, ladies and gentlemen, if you were confused, ladies, gentlemen, now we come to the last batch, the various laws, it's good Seriously, what do we do? why don't you want Citroen, I don't wonder 550 600 750 1111 50 150 1200 soon got even angrier so you're driving the hearse I drive Clark's and none of that is going in we're not doing a comedy continue funeral let's do a real funeral You wouldn't ask him because he's not interested in cooking for you and eating food You wouldn't ask me to wash the dishes You wouldn't ask James to direct a porn movie Well, since you say that, I think I would direct a pretty good porn movie, if you directed a movie porn, it would be you arriving at the woman in the stockings and the nightgown, I've come to fix your boiler and then just fix it three stop interfering with my time at the window I didn't look good for James and then it could be a bit of everything It's falling, can I come down now?

No, maybe we have converted him, let's not talk to him, he is. literally taking a math test, but I bet the conversation at the bar was really fun or I made a bigger mess than you today and now you didn't need them. I need more medication than it works and I withdraw anyway as men we all know you should never do it. Have you ever bought a woman something with a plug? Yes, we know I did what I did. Girlfriend and household appliance. Yes. I got a repair drill correspondent. Well, that's what she wanted. I don't know anything, women say they want to break up, but they don't, they don't soap up, yeah, but it's impossible to buy soap for a woman, hey, no, I bought soap, so it was Jeremy who left with the big heavy Volvo , oh, for God's sake, the baby started.

Now, fortunately, the road is finally leveled, don't make so much noise, the mother kept it, I say it was stolen by amicus and they buried it in the summer work done. Jeremy decided that it would be quieter to dry the rubble, I think that's maybe pushing for all this that is damage there are many and in fact possibly they chose me in this that was yours fifty point five fifty point four sixty six point one mom and dad no they woke up it's a good job they If we are addicted to heroin, then it was my turn.

I can do it in the engine because the engines are quiet because the interesting thing is to speculate what James would have been doing with his hair until they were teenagers. How long does choir practice last? Actually, I can't. See where the momentum is going is that the culture stabilizes and don't say you're not as funny. You have a verb. James had lost his challenge. Hundreds remain. Do not do it. Please do not do it. I'm not convinced of that. although since I think electricity is a mystery, I don't really believe in it, you don't believe in electricity, no one really understands it.

What do you want to witness here? It's Asperges come true, it's what makes my smell strange for the new Diesels. you know 271 and i think 277 doesn't give a damn about that whole diesel thing it's a new is the person who drives it a little? Which is the word? I'm not really sure how to sum it up, but this kind of guy would go on a weekend with his wife to a hotel, some romantic place, and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's okay because he gets his way, I'm so sorry, I ran over your dog.

Oh, on my jab, armed with this new information about women, James decided to practice a little while we talked to the girls. I have a motorcycle, you see. Rubbish, I'm much better, I did one yesterday at Glastonbury and it was brilliant, really, you just can't do it, you can't do it and he doesn't have a penis because it came out once, I think it's there, yeah, it's like a little tube. Now in the cloud I shift first and third on my short select

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I didn't know he wasn't being smart. Oh, that's a normal, boring, miserable-looking face. Do you want to hear what you time me? 646 48 I beat an Alfa Romeo, that's the saddest sight I've ever seen and it's your fault if you're from the RSPCA, right? James May is a bastard Top Gear London your bags the way they encourage us they speak English because they are Spanish presumably you passed the first time not really not lost we were going and suddenly he hit the board with his clipboard and he said look there's a little kid on the road and I was like no it's not right so you were just being pedantic and you were wrong meanwhile in the PC world I didn't mean Jeremy's car was garbage because it's a I just I mean that It is what it is, it's a bit MG, yes sorry, James was next.

Yeah, yeah, oh no, he's Mr. Cool, Oh, with his knees in his back, it's hard to see why he bothered with a helmet, well, not only is it bad for the post office, they have a new Stamper , but then as he got closer, the girls became clear, they were all hot for James May right now, that's actually it. It's not the worst of those six-seater cars because it could be worse if you had your wife in the front and your two daughters and you sat in the back oh no, but you see that from time to time you see the mother in the front and then and then there's a guy sitting on the fax policy, she's effectively saying: you gave me the baby, now get in the back, yes, please, truffle, please, please, I could have a rush hour on my walker , but he does anything, get up, throw a donkey. our block sit on a plastic chair on the side of the road go to bed where does rush hour come from?