Top 5 Worst Things To Get Bitten By ft. Coyote Peterson

Lendl and welcome to good old mythical mind reading, this is where we compromise, we have to think about something collectively, okay so let's make up something else to see if you can read it well, okay, I won't really let him see this, Alright. thinking about something oh I can't read your mind oh you want me to write it down there yes oh you think he can understand that never goes very well I didn't make those noises you're making is that how you concentrate yes yes I'm intercepting the brain waves yes , I'm digesting, let's think about this, it's much simpler oh yeah, it sounds like it would be to your liking, okay, great, I'll be good with that, but we both have to think about it, okay, okay.

I'm there thinking just about that mm-hmm Payne no, but your clothes are his blood, yes, he wanted to think that it's also the shark gills that dry them, I guess, but much closer you know it's a fun game, it's because it's because you were in the middle of the thought, I was sending it very hard, yes, and then you kept thinking about shark gills, so I'm a mix between the two, but I guess then you have to feel pain, pain and others, blood, after that is what I experienced. Not long ago, we're going to have Coyote sort through all the

things

that have

bitten

him.

Well, no, we're not going to rank, so we'll rank the five that we think are the

worst

, okay? You're going to tell us what's the

worst

bite you've ever seen in your life, okay, and we really get it because there's both, we have to do it. I think we'll see what we have here, yeah, it's like the worst. Oh, roast, okay, horse, it's not just a moment. but since the consequences, like the worst accumulated experience, falling off a cliff, don't count, no, let's start with um. I'll put it here under three, but yeah, thank you, so memories with the Gila monster, Mila, are you why?

Did you mention that? This is

coyote

urine. Let's smell this. Wait. I said alligator. That? Yes, all of this led to only me sniffing out the

coyote

. Yes, I'll smell it too. Oh, drinking too, oh, you heard it. No wait. What is it, it's in that jar, but that jar has holes in the top, hey, so don't spill it on yourself, yeah, don't spill it on me either. Here, smell first what it may contain, sir, oh my sense of smell. Oh God, what happened? It's wrong? What do they need to be more hydrostatic? I'll throw up you guys, look at those burgers, right?

Don't splash them. Oh boys, oh man, they're crying. Oh guys, I have an apprehensive stomach. up on stage right here bring it out Oh, what did they concentrate on? Oh, that's straight from the is persistent and that keeps like vermin out of your garden that will keep anything out of your beep, how can they get wet if you don't? If you want Bigfoot in your yard you probably put a coyote around so take us back in time with the Gila monster wait a sweat he made that's why you don't want a coyote as a pet throw it out of the rug and a coyote and you're not going to get that out of your pillow, then the Gila monster, the only venomous lizard in the United States, is called the Bulldog of the reptile kingdom of the lizard world because it bites and grabs with a razor. -sharp teeth and then they didn't inject that poison and where exactly did you get my thumb from, but this was an involuntary bite.

It's important to note that they say only a fool gets

bitten

by the Gila monster and you know how to keep company. You know, GoPros, I was trying to get this really cool epic close-up of this Gila monster. You know why they make those sticks for GoPros so you don't get them too close to the Gila monster and sure enough, it turns and it's closed. on my thumb, I pulled my thumb out of his mouth, blood was splashing everywhere, it was a tough day, so that makes him number one in math, at least for now, well, I gotta go over everything, huh, the bullet ant, the bullet ant there.

Yes, if there's one thing people probably know Peterson Coyote for, it's because I got stung by some bullet ants. As far as the world knows right now this is the most painful bug bite in the world with a Panera toxin that will cause you to hallucinate Panera mmm I knew I hated Panera do you want to put that in there read both of you this is not you I still don't know which is worse, right, this is not just a land, no, you know, you can, you can change it, oh, I can change. around what depends on you okay, we want to know which one is the definitive one so between these two which one is more unpleasant do you want to know what you are going to guess? no, okay, yeah, let's take a guess, oh, we can take a good guess on this one because it was unexpected, I think it still is, it has to be like the bullet ant, but Panera, there's one important thing to keep in mind though, the stings and the stings are very, very different, so a stinger inserts a boom and venom comes out, but a sting can produce more venting and it knows it, but and the Gila monster knows it does, but we're just getting warmed up guys , there are a few more, oh, I think everyone remembers the hawk tarantula, the largest wasp in the United States, a spider wasp that stings and paralyzes tarantulas and then lays an egg on top of them. that tarantula after it has been dragged back to its own district that larva hatches eats the tarantula and then another one of these emerges was born quite horrible where did it take you in the forum but the same thing you know with this?

It doesn't sting even a bite, right, there's a big difference between a sting and a bite, and I remember correctly, this is what you started to like, ask yourself when was this poison really starting to take hold, this was one of the worst hands down. no doubt, so I don't do it. I know if it's more than Gila, but it's always number one on a long hike, yeah, it's a very intimidating loss, there's no doubt about it, oh, Big Daddy's giant desert centipede, my own bag, a nightmare, how much does that thing weigh? You think, well, this. one from there probably a hundred pounds I guess easily a hundred pounds I didn't just want to see you know what I said no one hundred pounds but go ahead wait this the giant desert centipede that bit me was that long that's a nightmare to walk, breathe, eat , imagine this thing going up your pant leg, all those little legs, no, I don't want them just for the sake of today and then that thing latches onto you and can bite the one-one-one.

The artery reaches up to your pant leg and bites you again and again. You see these pincers in front, here, those jaws, which is hard to see in that picture. I mean, tongs, tongs, his tongs are tomatoes, tomatoes, but he can bite again and again. over and over a bite versus a sting how many how many over and over again did you experience He bit me twice but it was only supposed to be once but because I was hooked on him he bit ah and then he turned his head and bit me a second time oh wait I wanted to make a circle I wanted him to but he didn't inject any poison I did oh I did actually we did a later episode where I extracted the poison from my arm with a poison extractor that was painful okay okay , mm-hmm, so I put that one at number one, oh, let's see, blink, who else do we have.

You're done? I'm sad for you man, telling you a story about the American alligator, it's not something you ever wanted to have as a pet, so we filmed an episode about what happens if you have an alligator and better what could happen, so I intentionally put my arm in the mouth of a four-foot alligator. This creature was only two years old. when you know, what do you do to your art? Do you like it? You like our exercises and no, mainly, you just know the Venom and the stings just make it stronger with the rice bar.

No, I made all that up, but no, I put my arm in. the alligator's mouth and what I thought what's going on it would bite and release it would bite and hold for seven minutes two foot alligator remember guys, they start out this big when they hatch out of the egg two years four feet long four feet long then of me rolling around and those

things

, no, I had someone belaying it to hold it because if it rolled it would just shatter my arm, so we were finally able to get the alligator to notch me. I don't know, sniffing out coyote urine right before all your tails was stupid man, well this is what's important to note with the alligator bite is that it's not poisonous, so the stings and these other bites are poisonous, not poisonous, but a lot of blunt force, I think there is a lot. of pressure but what did you say oh it feels like he's holding on tight and he's not rolling so I would put that one yeah just crushing my arm there.

I'm so fascinating, but with your psyche, yeah, I mean, every time I would voluntarily eat like the hottest pepper in the world and then go ahead and do something similar again. It's very difficult to like that moment mm-hmm that moment. I mean, what's your trick when it comes to volunteering for the bite psychologically? It's hard. I'll say you don't have a mantra, it's gotten easier, well, when I count down for the audience, I'm coyote Peterson, I'm about to get into the bite zone or the sting zone, like that's it. the moment of no return when your camera crews like, okay, everyone has a perfectly correct shot frame, you don't want to have to do it a second time if someone is out of focus or like, oh, you know, I forgot to press record, that would be the worst day for coyote Peterson. but what's actually worse than that, that countdown is once the bug is on your arm and then it realizes, okay, I'm going to try to escape now, so I'm going to sting or blow, you're still waiting.

You don't know the exact yes, so that's where there's the most suspense, but once it happens, how long will the pain last? After that, I mean, the bullet ant took a long time, as if I needed to persuade it to bite you. upon seeing you and his stinger lodged in my arm, which I wasn't expecting, so I was pumped with more venom than I originally intended. You know, maybe the bullet ant is worse, but it wasn't like a glove from him, it wasn't like that. come out, there is a glove, there is a glove, you still make the glove.

It could but you want to know why we didn't make the glove because it's too smart for that, well, and you can't see what's going on inside the eye, yeah. There's a lot more suspense created with a single ant biting me than blindly putting my hands in gloves and you can't see it. People want to see what GoPro and the egg understand. Look closely. GoPro doesn't do that. Alright? committing to this centipede bullet ant tarantula Gila monster American alligator from worst to least worst, well then I'll tell you what you did right, you got the alligator right, well this one was the least painful because it wasn't poisonous and once my arm There was a lot of blood from the alligator's mouth, there was a lot of swelling, but there were no strong consequences.

Now I was lucky because alligators have a lot of bacteria in their mouths so I could have gotten an infection which could then have caused me to lose my My arm was lucky that day with my nephew's baby, yes, yes, and for education The important thing is that now many people have learned that the American alligator does not make a good pet, no matter what people may tell you, you have it, they just don't. Well, when it comes to stings, right, so bite, sting, sting, sting, again, remember that stings always contain more venom, so when it comes to the most painful, this is actually the correct order.

Gila with these relative to those. It's okay, we weren't that far away. We're not that far away, we just made mistakes, very good, so my mother, just my most painful moment. The Gila monster was an accidental bite, but the pain that came from these eight straight hours of excruciating, continuous pain, waves of pain. the poison traveled all the way up my arm and into my chest and all I could do was sit there and try to meditate to absorb that pain for hours and hours eating popsicles, popsicle after popsicle like Chili's, perfect, okay, I did it. sorry, man.

I'm sorry this happened, yes what would you do better? Well, the really important thing about being accidentally bitten by the Gila monster is that everyone learned not to get close to humans, we want to take a photo of something with your GoPro as long as he doesn't. I'm not saying it's not necessary, but what do they learn when we vomit animal testicles? Same probably don't eat bingo from animal testing. Yes, of course, I did it well and things continue to bite me because people love to learn. Well, well, great things come in twos, like the discounted ding kit and the Sink It dining mug set.

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