Top 10 Savage Celebrity Roasters

Is there any barista here because this rast just got dark? It's offensive comedy at its finest. If you're here and you're scaring crows away from our crops, welcome to watchmojo.com and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10. Funniest

celebrity

roasters

for this list, we're looking at the funniest

roasters

from the advent of the medium. These are the

celebrity

roast highlights that have made roasters laugh or cry, depending on which nerve they hit, that everyone in Hollywood is talking about. and they all say the same thing. I think that gave me herpes. We will judge comedians on their entire body of work rather than a specific set.

Such a phenomenal range. You're like Lewis's Daniel who only does one thing. 10 Anthony jezel neck you've convinced more women to abort than prenatal testing for Down syndrome jezel Nick is the leader of a new generation of Roasters the comedian started out as a behind-the-scenes writer for David Hasselhoff's roast but the producers liked him his style and they offered him an acting role at the next event the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street is that no one is going to be sad when they have cancer the roasting of Donald Trump in 2011 boosted his comedy career as his dark Patrick Baitman's faux-psychopathic style mixed with masterful joke writing made Jezel Nick an instant comedy celebrity.

Making fun of Larry King for being old is like making fun of Marley Matlin for being deaf. It's fun. He made mincemeat out of his fellow Roasters and, of course, Donald. himself and would apply the same technique to subsequent roasts of Charlie Sheen and Roseanne Bar before moving on to different comedy ventures last year. My mom should have been celebrating her 60th birthday, but because of drugs, alcohol, and other terrible decisions, we all forgot number nine, Nick Depo Adam. Corolla, you know, Adam is half-Hispanic, which means not only is his last name Corolla, but he was probably conceived in meanness personified: Nick Depalo, a no-holds-barred, take-no-prisoners entertainer whose barbecue sets are head and shoulders above of the competition.

Operation Dumbo Drop, let me ask you. At what point, when you're reading the script, did you say I have to make this movie? The veteran comedian first gained national notoriety as a butcher in Dennis Ly's 2003 roast, where he gutted the stage and the grumpy Lery so well that he became a regular roaster, this is ironic, I finally meet my girl dreams and I'm in you and, instead of the other way around, depalo made additional appearances on The Comedy Central roasts of Jeff Foxworthy, Pamela Anderson and Larry the Cable Guy, and brought The House Falls Down Every Time I Saw Larry Behind the stage with a long face smelling his fingers, he said: what's wrong?

I miss my family. His lesser-known but perhaps most revered appearance was in Arty Lang's Howard Stern Roast, where he blurred the line between horrible and terrifyingly hilarious You Couldn't Be Any More White Trash If You Were a McDonald's Bag Than a Dumpster to Fill Courtney Loves The tampons number eight Amy Schumer when someone even mentions Whose Line Is It Anyway Carrie Fisher shouts mine after appearing on NBC's Last Comic Several years before Amy Schumer got her big break with the roast of Charlie Sheen in 2011, but she didn't know can deny how famous you are. I mean, it made international news when you ruined the lives of those two girls who live with you.

You know your daughters 6 million. people, people tuned in to watch the largely unknown comedian take down the competition like few others could, but no, I got to see a girl hooking up with you, Jeff, I mean, I'd sit on your face just so I wouldn't have to look at it . Schumer was both hilarious and ruthless in Sheen and Company's dissection of her, but she sparked controversy with a steo-directed joke about the recent death of her co-star Ryan Dunn. Sorry for the loss of your friend Ryan Dunn. I know you must have been thinking I could have done it.

It was me and I know we were all thinking why it wasn't like that. There is no doubt that this was the set that launched her career and earned her respect as a roster. Rosanne, you have the voice of a parakeet and the face of a much fatter person. Budgie, you know you're not attractive when Sarah Gilbert is the iandandy on set. Schumer later appeared at the Roseanne Bar roast the following year serving another cocktail of sharp banter before ascending to a higher level in show business. She was a drunk and once apologized. at me for missing a volleyball game that was at number seven Gilbert Godfried David hhof walks into a bar every morning and then stays there until it closes Gilbert Godfried is perhaps best known for his obnoxious voice, but comedy fans They know him as an uncommon brave man. genius If only The Simpsons would wipe their butts in front of Seth McFarland, he could learn to do it too.

Godfried is also a roast legend dating back to Hugh Hefner's 2001 Frier Club Roast, where he made an infamous joke about the recent 9911 terrorist attacks by winding a comedic thread like no other entertainer could. Gilbert weaves outlandish stories in the act of her along with clever online users to create an incredible performance unlike most. D always says that money can't buy happiness, but he can buy the best horse in Eastern Europe. New York City. has to offer Godf Freed was picked up by Comedy Central for his modern roasts and fortunately has never abandoned his off-color, off-beat brand of humor.

As of 2016, he performed at seven of their roasts, allowing the Comedy fans enjoy its offensive brilliance as they should. Call it jump number six or McDonald - did you know that instead of an umbilical cord, John was born with a bungee cord and McDonald made only one roasted appearance - but it's the most conceptually fun set we've ever seen. Greg Geraldo is here, he has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl and the eye of an eagle, ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds, in direct response to a producer telling him to be shocking.

Norm decided to borrow material from a book about 1950s retirement parties, which meant atrociously cheesy and outdated jokes that countered Comedy Central's brutal barbecue formula. Hey, she may be a vegetarian, but she's still full of nonsense in my book. What followed was a performance that confused, stunned and shook the audience. Now I hear you have hair on your chest, Bob and uh. Well, let me tell you something that is not your only resemblance to Ren Tin Tin, as the comedian made benign jokes with feigned sincerity, effectively burning down the concept of a barbecue, sure the audience was disoriented, but the rest of the panel doubled down of laughter Those viewers who were on The know about Norm's abstract and provocative nature, no roasting game is more INFAMOUS or admired, he's a good guy, he's a good guy, he's never bought Christmas stamps, he told me he wouldn't know what feed them, number five, Lisa.

Lampanelli, you are definitive proof that money can try, since no one can go shot by shot with Lisa Lampanelli. The Evil Queen became famous only for her roast performances that began in 2002 at the Friar's Club Roast in Chevy Chase. tall I love tall guys because I have dated short guys, in fact there may still be one in me. Lampanelli's sharp wit in No Boundaries proved a perfect fit and she saddled up for 10 years of almost annual appearances at roasts, this day usually sucks. I feel bad because the boys don't want Pork me tonight. I feel fortunate that her striking material and her bold delivery had a profound effect on her contemporaries who had never seen a woman hold her own so well in a male-dominated game.

What are you laughing at, Foxworthy? With your '70s porn mustache, Lampanelli would do more than hold her own, as she became a prized attraction at The Comedy Central roasts and a fearless master of a brutal art. She has dated Scott, the singer of Poison and the drummer of mle crew throughout her life. The story should be a show on VH1 called I, number four from the 80s. Richard Prior, sitting next to her, is a fat, ugly person. Richard Prior is often considered the greatest comedian in history and with his profane yet profound humor, it's no surprise that he's a perfect one.

The list next to him is a woman who passed for white for years she used to be a whore in Detroit before she was a roast virgin when Richard's short lived previous show decided to hold a roast she has raised a lot of money for young students in fact she is paid to half the girls at the local high school to keep their mouths shut, he said, hunched and quiet as he was ridiculed and insulted by many of showbiz's biggest stars, including Paul Mooney and Robin Williams, all he wants is a relaxed director, a tight script and a warm place to rehearse, but when Prior was given the chance to respond, he set the room on fire, the god of raunchy comedy leaving the other Roasters in Ruins and the audience in comic heaven, As you can notice, he, he, he's trying out to be a werewolf next week, he's got all that hair. in his hand and it is obvious that he masturbates in a funny way because he is number three Don Rickles, the great politician of all time, he laughs at anything.

My brother died long before Comedy Central took over Dean Martin. Celebrity roasts were the pinnacle of the medium, no boos. don't boo if there's another outburst let's let Bob Hulk get up and do his joke hosted by the famous kuner the roasts were Blockbusters ratings and the king of these events was the legendary ballbuster Don Rickles it can be argued that Rickles is responsible because the petty nature of today's roasts, as no one was more brutal in the comparatively healthy entertainment industry of the '60s and '70s, warns that no topic or person was off limits as Rickles mocked every facet from show business and people laughed harder than biologically possible. true, I exaggerate, I make fun of black people, white people, Jews as a child, well, Jews, based on the large audience of Dean Martin's roasts, Dawn probably emerged as the most popular gnat in the story 30 years ago you were handsome and now let's put a good year on your face and fly over the beach for half an hour number two Greg Geraldo you look like King read he was trapped in a forest fire without a doubt one of the funniest Roasters in all time Greg Geraldo is a media icon Harvard Law School graduate Geraldo passed up a life of prestige for a life of chicken wings and drunks on The Comedy Club Circuit.

Good to see you, Lisa. I had never seen a circus bear in a pantsuit before. Like Lampanelli, he began his televised roasting career in 2002 at the Chevy Chase Gala, impressing the crowd with his extraordinary wit and killer lines and was soon commissioned for other roasts. A comedy icon and living proof that you really could snort the funny out of yourself from 2005 until his death in 2010. Geraldo acted. in each Comedy Central roast, a total of eight appearances, the sum of which represents what we can only assume is the highest volume of roasted laughter talking about awards. Good to see Courtney Love here, I need proof, just look at the taste of Larry the Cable Guy.

Flave or Hasselhoff roasted and don't hesitate anymore your liver is so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to your side you can hear what you say about Willis before we reveal our number one pick here are some honorable mentions It seems like yesterday you were discovered on YouTube time flies when you're part of you know most guys know girlfriends' names at least here you know, hey, blondie isn't his cute nickname for you. Jonah actually gained 50 pounds for his role in Martin's new movie. because the producers wanted the character to be a Jonah Hill guy roasting Chevy Chase isn't as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel it's as easy as watching fish you're a mess you're always wearing like spandex around your crotch you have less sperm in your balls that Pam has in her mouth right now number one Jeff Ross Donald Trump is so egotistical that he makes Hitler seem like he wasn't entirely sure how he felt about Jews with barbecue as his specialty, it's appropriate that there is been called the baddest man in comedy, starting out as a fresh-faced 33-year-old at the Friars Club Roast of Drew carry.

Ross's style was tailor-made for the medium, as he surprised everyone with a perfect opening set that would launch a career spanning dozens of roasts from the Friar Club to Comedy Central if there's a roast Ross will be there, Come on Charlie, if you're winning then this must not be a child custody hearing, the only time your kids can see you is on reruns, it even inspired a club. hosted a roast battle circuit that is making waves in the industry and launching the careers of young comedians. Now Comedy Central hasbrought that concept to the small screen and Ross is the obvious architect.

Well, he's called the General Roast Master for a reason. Mike, the ironic thing is, after all. The faces you hit on the one you like the most are yours. Do you agree with our list? Who is your favorite celebrity list? You're King Joffrey of Pop for more funny top 10s posted every day. Be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com. Hello James. knock knock who are you there I think about you when I masturbate