Top 10 Fast Money scores from first players on Family Feud! Steve Harvey loses it!

OUT OF 100 MARRIED MEN, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW GOOD LIE DETECTOR IS YOUR WIFE? YOU SAID 9. THE SURVEY SAYS... 5. 5 WAS THE NUMBER ONE RESPONSE. LEGS AND STOMACH BOUND AT THE TOP. FUNERAL HOME--NUMBER ONE, WORDS--NUMBER ONE, USING THE BATHROOM--NUMBER ONE, ALL. STEVE: OKAY. ARE YOU READY? CHRISAN: YES. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, WOULD YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND EVEN MORE IF HE BUYED YOU A WHAT? CHRISAN: DIAMONDS. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU... NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT IN YOUR FOOD. CHRISANN: SAUCE. STEVE: TELL ME WHAT TIME YOU WOULD GO TO BED AT NIGHT IF YOU HAD TO GET UP AT 5 A.M.

CHRISAN: 10:00. STEVE: WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK ARE YOU IN THE BEST MOOD? CHRISANN: FRIDAY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PICK. CHRISANN: ONIONS. COURTNEY: YES! WHO! STEVE: WOW. OKAY, CHRISANN, LET'S SEE. WE ASKED ONE HUNDRED MARRIED WOMEN: WOULD YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND EVEN MORE IF HE BOUGHT YOU A WHAT? YOU SAID... DIAMONDS. THE SURVEY SAYS... CHRISANN: YES! JIM: WOW! STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT IN YOUR FOOD. YOU SAID... SAUCE. THE SURVEY SAYS...TELL ME WHAT TIME YOU WOULD GO TO BED AT NIGHT IF YOU HAD TO GET UP AT 5 A.M. YOU SAID... 10 P.M. THE SURVEY SAYS...

COURTNEY: YES! WHO! STEVE: WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK ARE YOU IN THE BEST MOOD? YOU SAID...FRIDAY. THE SURVEY SAYS... CHRISANN: YES! YEAH! COURTNEY: I LOVE HER. I LOVE HER. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PICK. YOU SAID...CHING ONIONS. THE SURVEY SAYS... HI, JENNA. HOW ARE YOU? JENNA: Hi, STEVE. I'M FINE. HOW ARE YOU? STEVE: OKAY, I HAVE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF NEWS. I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU... JENNA: AND SOME BIGGER NEWS. STEVE: NO. JENNA: Oh, okay. STEVE: I HAVE VERY, VERY BAD NEWS. JENNA: Okay. STEVE: WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE FIRST? JENNA: UH, I'M GOING TO TELL THE BAD NEWS FIRST.

STEVE: IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM YOUR FAMILY. DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS? JENNA: I WOULD LOVE THE GOOD NEWS. STEVE: YOU ONLY NEED 5 POINTS TO STAY IN THAT FAMILY. JENNA: WOW! JOSEPH: YES! JENNA: YES! STEVE: WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, WOULD YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND EVEN MORE IF HE BOUGHT YOU A WHAT? YOU SAID... A CAR. THE SURVEY SAYS...THE DIAMOND RING WAS NUMBER ONE. KETCHUP WAS NUMBER ONE: AT 10 P.M. IT WAS NUMBER ONE. FRIDAY WAS NUMBER ONE. THE ONION WAS NUMBER ONE. Steve: Alright, are you ready? 20 seconds on the clock, please.

How many drinks can a woman have before she gets drunk? Shirley: 3. Steve: Name the safest way to travel. Shirley: Car. Steve: Name something vampires hate. Shirley: Sol. Steve: What do you think is the easiest pet to care for? Shirley: Cat. Steve: If a man is well dressed, who picked out his suit? Shirley: his wife. How many drinks can a woman have before she gets drunk? You said... 3. The survey said... Name the safest way to travel. You said... Car. The poll said... Name something vampires hate. You said... Sol. Survey said... What do you think is the easiest pet to care for?

You said... Cat. The survey said... If a man is well dressed, who chose his suit? You said...his wife. The survey said... Steve: Your mom scored 197 points. Carmen: Oh, my God. Steve: This place here... they're going to have to rebuild everything. You need 3 points. How many drinks can a woman have before she gets drunk? You said... 2. The survey said... Come on, girl. 3 was the number one answer. The car was the number one answer. Garlic was the number one answer. Cat was the number one answer. His wife was the number one answer. I had them all. STEVE: ARE YOU READY?

KARLA: I'M READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. Come on, Karla. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, WITHOUT LOOKING, WHAT DOES YOUR MAN HAVE IN HIS HAND RIGHT NOW? KARLA: A REMOTE. STEVE: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, WHAT A PERFECT PERSON ARE YOU? KARLA: 7. STEVE: NAME AN ANIMAL THAT COULD QUALIFY AS A BEAST. KARLA: A LION. STEVE: OTHER THAN THE THUMB, NAME A FINGER. KARLA: INDEX. STEVE: NAME SOMEONE THAT GRANDMA HAS A PHOTO ON HER NIGHTTABLE. KARL: GRANDDAUGHTER. STEVE: WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING, WHAT YOUR MAN HAS IN HIS HAND RIGHT NOW. YOU SAID... REMOTE. THE SURVEY SAYS...

ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10, WHAT A PERFECT PERSON ARE YOU? YOU SAID... 7. THE SURVEY SAID... NAME AN ANIMAL THAT COULD QUALIFY AS A BEAST. YOU SAID... LEON. THE SURVEY SAYS... OTHER THAN THE THUMB, NAME A FINGER. YOU SAID... INDEX. THE SURVEY SAYS... NAME OF SOMEONE THAT GRANDMOTHER HAS A PHOTO ON HER NIGHT TABLE. YOU SAID... GRANDDAUGHTER. THE SURVEY SAYS... NOW, TERRI... TERRI: YES. STEVE: WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE. TERRI: OH, NO. UH OH. STEVE: IS KARLA YOUR SISTER? TERRI: COUSIN. STEVE: SHE'S YOUR COUSIN. TERRI: Mm-mmm. WILL MY COUSIN STAY? STEVE: YES. SHE IS YOUR COUSIN. THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOU STAYING IN THE FAMILY.

SHE IS FOREVER. THIS IS... THIS COULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER PLAYED. TERRI: WOW! I'M IMPRESSED, I THINK. STEVE: GUESS HOW MANY POINTS YOU NEED. TERRI: WELL, HELL, NOW PROBABLY 5. 5? STEVE: NO, YOU NEED LESS THAN THAT. TERRI: WELL, I HAVE ALL THE NUMBER ONE ANSWERS. I'M GOING TO SAY 2. STEVE: EXACTLY. TERRI, YOU NEED 2 POINTS. TERRI: NO PRESSURE. NO PRESSURE. STEVE: THIS WOMAN GOT 198 POINTS. THEY ARE THE MOST POINTS I HAVE SEEN. FAMILY: WOO-HOO HOO HOO! TERRI: WAY TO FOLLOW. COME ON GOD, IF I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS... STEVE: SHE SAID, "COME ON GOD, IF I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS..." ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10, HOW PERFECT A PERSON IS, YOU?

YOU SAID... 8. THE SURVEY SAID... 7 WAS THE NUMBER ONE RESPONSE. THE LION WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. INDEX, ANSWER NUMBER ONE. GRANDCHILDREN, THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. SHE GAVE EVERY NUMBER ONE ANSWER THAT WAS. THIS IS THUS YOU GET 198 POINTS. THEY GOT A TOTAL OF $20,880 IN TWO DAYS AND WILL RETURN TO "FAMILY FEUD." YOU JUST WATCHED THE LARGEST FAST MONEY ROUND IN HISTORY. I'm STEVE HARVEY. SEE YOU NEXT FRIENDS. WOW.