Tom Talks - Ep10 w/ Andrew Santino

I'm like it's very stressful to bring him and if it were, I think when he's four we could easily go and spend a weekend somewhere, you know, it's great. Think about it, I always thought what I would do when I had kids, if that It's something I would even do, yeah, because I know, I know people do it, they bring their whole family, I think I would take them because I have weekends where I have weekends where I go to the city and stay there, you know, like in the main markets, yes, and then there are races where you are like on a bus, I say no, that's too difficult, there are two, it is too.

Well, they don't want to live on a bus, no, no, no, the bus will entertain them for about an hour. Yes, does this button do anything? And I think there's coffee everywhere and then you're upstairs. you're flipping the bus, flipping the lights in the air, you're that guy and I'm scared of them on the bus because you're even as an adult on the bus, you know you have to prepare yourself in moments like the we're going to scare. For my part, I'm not going to lie. I'm really afraid of bus tours because you read those stories.

How many times can you search the Internet when it's like the bus driver fell asleep or the bus rolled over in a ditch? Your bus is ending. of gas and crashes and burns as if for some reason there were always musicians, especially bus tours, mean to the bosses. It used to be a thing where the bus, like bus drivers, by law, federal law can only log a limited number of hours in a day and it used to be like they were written down, that's when you have a lot from that, now it's that the computer doesn't let the bus drive, that's great, then they will say we can only drive another hour, yes, but that's great, it's much smarter of course. it's yeah, yeah, I'm like because in the past you know guys are like the dude, uh, Tommy, do we need to take a break? ​​He says we're going to be good, buddy, we can drive to Oklahoma tonight, yeah, and sometimes you gotta do it.

They bring out a second driver and then they change seats, oh really, if you want to do one of those, if you want to do that, oh, that's the easiest way, have you done that before? No, they basically told me there was one where I was going. to do it on the last tour and they said we'd bring a guy and they'd switch seats, but we decided there's no bus driver database. I was thinking about that when Bert was on his bus thing and his face on that, yeah, oh my God, and it wasn't like that, he was in your neighborhood for a while, man, I'd kill him if I was your neighbor, I'd set his neighbor on fire. her house when I wrapped it, I thought, don't do it. you think it's like everyone knows it's your bus and they'll touch it, he's like oh no and then like the first city he went to it probably wouldn't be a good idea, it's like dude.

People don't say "Hey Bert, let me come in all night" and he says "Okay, yeah, let's open the door. Come on, come in, move, yeah, this is Micah Jonah Stephen, yeah, it's like, what are you Making two drinks, brother, right?" I think that's what I like, I remember that bus tour thing that involved it, it was like man, I get it from marketing, you know, Bert King, that's right, but the transparency I thought was always like that, so they they always know it. like where is that bus and it's going to be annoying even if you're not on it yeah cuz we were in Denver and um there was just a regular tour bus and there was I mean a line when I say a line for the block you're like if it was down and wrapped around and around and around and I went up to one of the women and said, hey, what's going on?

What are you doing? I was like out of four seasons and this girl said she's Dave. Matthews and I were like, oh, he's in town, they're playing, it's like, yeah, and I was like, what are they doing here, yeah, and she said this is their bus and I was like, and she He said, yeah, so at some point they. We'll leave the hotel, we'll get on the bus and we'll go to the venue, so we'll just be here to say hello, yeah, yeah, he'll love it, what's the idea, so I'm waiting thinking that's how it will be. be like, oh, is there something going to happen?

Yes, no, he, we are going to see him rise. There was a line to see them get on the bus. Yes, I was like what I told my bus drivers. The last maximum is if someone comes up to this bus and they ask you who's on you, tell Pastor Williams and then he says, "I'm going to tell you it's a church bus, oh, and then I'm going to preach somewhere." place and he says." okay, they're definitely like oh really no, I'm out of here, my bad, yeah, like one of those evangelical guys like the guy who bought private jets, yeah, that guy, that guy, what's his name, that guy's awesome , uh, kenneth copeland, him.

It was cool because the interviewer said, "You said you won't take commercial airlines because those people are trash. He's like Jesus Christ, he doesn't want me to take commercial airlines. The way he said it was unbelievable, that guy there, man, he's a God." Dude I love it, look at that top gun jacket, oh man he's like, look how big my dick is, it's that big here, that's my dick and that's my jet, they're demon people in the air, said that what's his name tyler perry made this something so cheap i had to buy it that's what tyler berry yeah it was actually such a good tone tyler perry made it so she's a good guy he's a good guy and you know inside he's like I don't normally like black people but tyler perry feels like that's us he had another black stone we disinfect everything every week we blacked it out before when we bought it we had to blacken the plane and then we got old, do you know what's crazy about that when someone is like that? a transparent piece, you know, I mean, sometimes you say I don't know if this guy is a piece or not, but when it's that obvious you're like who would still give them something like that, man, that's why I say that about Trump. all the time when people like it when people are impressed or angry you're like friend he tells you okay that's part of the gig you didn't find out right away like you're impressed what part can you do?

I think he'd say I'm like, yeah, dude, the guy who owned the bikini competition and did a show about firing people, yeah, I think he's a psychopath, you don't think it's obvious he's a scammer, right, true, all his work was. being a con man, so when you like when these guys say things and people get angry, you think it's almost funny, it's funny to me, it's funny, it's hilarious, that was one of my favorite things about Trump when they were like, hey . Do you know what happens with this problem in the Middle East or the North?

What are you going to do? He will go away. We are going to analyze many things. We will analyze many people. That's not what you say when you don't know anything, that's a good idea, you say it all the time, yeah, we'll look at that and we'll look at other things and then we'll move on to the next question. like I don't know the kkk I want to meet him I don't want I don't know him but I don't want to meet him we're going to look at them all we'll look at them everything is fine, good people everywhere and then we'll line up and ask them all the questions we'll look at them all the questions and we'll see where they're from you gotta know what kind you did at that gig in Huntsville uh at the stand up live yeah yeah yeah I did that night when I went to Zany's there from Nashville I love that place yeah and when I'm there I don't I had an idea that the driver, the drivers were like driving and me.

I'm like oh, that's from NASA like from NASA and he's like yeah, that's uh, like this, this is where they release all that and so-and-so's highest development, I was like, wait, because when you go there is an extremely high concentration there. of super smart nerdy people, yeah, they come to the shows and I'm like, "That's awesome," and I just sat there looking at it and I was taking a photo of the rocket. I sat there and then there was silence. for a minute and then he too goes to a city over, that's where the kkk started.

I was like stop that one, just throw it in the trash. you, if you do Huntsville again because it became a game to me, I love it like I did group work, it would go in my head, I go, I wonder how many people I have to ask what they do until I find someone who's not a engineer, right, everyone says what do you do, engineer, what do you do, I'm an engineer, what do you do, kkk, that's what I'm looking for, man, um, where are you? Are you doing whatever lies ahead on the road? Yes, then, of course. now, uh, when this is when this appears on the Internet tomorrow night, all this weekend, I'll be in Dallas in Addison, honey.

That's cool, uh, doing that and then I'll do houston, boston, madison and nashville, I'm adding everything. all kinds of dates and tickets are on

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But the truth is, yeah, I wanted Christina, yeah, but I'll take what I can get, buddy, I'll take what I can get, call her, I did it, buddy, yeah, yeah, I did it and she said, but yeah, ya You know what he said, he said, ask. Tom, oh yeah, permission granted, thanks for coming, man, thanks, lots of fun, yeah, see you guys, bye.