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Tom Cruise Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden

Tom Cruise Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden
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James

: WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, THIS EVENING'S ROLL CALL WILL BE A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER OF THE ONE, THE ONLY MR. TOM CRUISE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM? >> I'M GOOD. >>

James

: ARE YOU READY? >> NO, NO. >>

James

: YOU'RE NOT READY TO DO THERE. >> NO, I'M NOT READY, BUT I'LL DO IT, LET'S GO. >>

James

: WELL, THEN, LET'S BEGIN. >> LET'S GO. (APPLAUSE) >> I FEEL THE NEED. >>

James

: THE NEED. >> THE NEED FOR SPEED. >>

James

: ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE STILL UNDER A CAUTION, GO BACK ON THE TRACK AND HIT THE PACE CAR. >> HIT THE PACE CAR. >>

James

: HIT THE PACE CAR. >> WHAT FOR. >>

James

: BECAUSE YOU HIT EVERY OTHER DAMN THING OUT THERE. I WANT YOU TO BE PERFECT. 10 MINUTES TO WOPNER. >>

James

: DON'T WANT TO MISS WOPNER. >> RAYMOND, RAYMOND, YOU ARE REAL ESTATE GOING TO MAKE IT. >>

James

: 10 MINUTES TO WOPNER. >> RAYMOND. (LAUGHTER) CHEESIER CHEESIER. >> SEE, THAT'S HOW YOU CAN ROLL, NO MORE FLIES FOR MY BOY. PLAYA PLAYA PLAYA PLAYA. >> RACHEL, RACHEL! >> OKAY. WE HAVE A WHITE MALE, LATE 30S, A SUSPECTED-- I BELIEVE HE'S GOT A FAKE BRITISH ACCENT, THE FIS EKE OF A SNOWMAN AND LIKE ZERO MUSCLES. >>

James

: NOT ZERO MUSES EL, IT'S NOT ZERO MUSCLES. I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. >> THIS IS MY CAREER, CARRY ON. >>

James

: DO THE NEXT FILM....
tom cruise acts out his film career w james corden
♪ MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG). ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). ♪ >>

James

: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. IMPOSSIBLE. ♪ >>

James

: OKAY, I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE READY. >> LET'S DO THIS. >>

James

: SHOW ME THE MONEY. >> SHOW YOU THE MONEY. >>

James

: NO, NO, NO, NOT SHOW YOU THE MONEY, SHOW ME THE MONEY! >> SHOW ME-- . >>

James

: NO, SHOW. >> SHOW. >>

James

: ME, ME. >> ME. >>

James

: MONEY! >> MONEY! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> JUST DOING THE SCENE FROM. >> IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO T LET ME DO IT RIGHT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> SHOW ME THE MONEY. >> SHOW ME THE MONEY. >> SHOW! >> SHOW! >> ME! >> ME! >> THE! >> THE! >> MONEY! >> MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY! >> CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE STILL MY AGENT. >>

James

: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! ♪ HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN. ♪ GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN. ♪ LIKE A I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE. ♪ AND I MADE UP MY MIND. ♪ AND YOU WASTED NO MORE TIME. ♪ HERE I GO AGAIN. ♪. >> YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S WINE. >> MAY I HAVE THE PASSWORD FIDELIO. >> ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BRILLIANT. FANTASTIC. >> COLONEL JESSEP, DID YOU-- (LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) COLONEL JESSEP, DID ORDER THE CODE RED? >> YOU WANT ANSWERS. >> I THINK I'M ENTITLED. >> YOU WANT ANSWERS. >> I WANT THE TRUTH!...
tom cruise acts out his film career w james corden
>> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. >> DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED? >> YOU I DID. ♪ SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT, SHAIBLG IT TO THE RIGHT. ♪ YOU DO THE WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT. ♪ YEAH. ♪ WHOOO. ♪ HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE. ♪. >> DO YOU BELIEVE A MAN CAN CHANGE HIS DESTINY. >> I BELIEVE I MAN DOES WHAT HE CAN. AND HIS DESTINY IS REVEALED. ♪. >> LIVIN' THE DREAM, BABY, LIVIN' THE DREAM. >> NOW REMEMBER, YOU WANTED THIS. >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY. >>

James

: YOU KNOW WHAT, TOM, THIS WAS SO GREAT, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE A SEQUEL. >> IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT, JAMES. BECAUSE WE DID DO A SEQUEL AND IT'S CALLED JACK REACHER NEVER GO BACK AND IT OPENS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21S. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I'M NOT A SOLDIER. OKAY. LOOK. I'M NOT A SOLDIER. I-- . >> COME ON, REALLY, I'M NOT A SHOULDER-- SOLDER, PLEASE, DON'T-- STOP. SHOULD STICK THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF. ♪ I CAN'T LISTEN THEM BY MYSELF. ♪ TODAY'S MUSIC AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL. ♪ I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL. ♪ LOOK THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL. ♪ THE KIND OF MUSIC JUST SOOTHS THE SOUL. ♪ I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD. ♪ AND THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL. >>

James

: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. TOM CRUISE! JACK REACHER, THIS FRIDAY, IN THEATERS AND IMAX. GO SEE IT. AND COME ON BACK. EVERYBODY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) TOM...
tom cruise acts out his film career w james corden
CRUISE! ♪ ROCK 'N' ROLL. ♪ THE KIND OF MUSIC SOOTHS THE SOUL. ♪ I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD. ♪ AND THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL. ♪