tiktoks that actually made me laugh PART 3

You have to understand that your actions have consequences. You're like dad. Wait, leave that pose real quick for me, real quick, bro, come on, pose, damn, a real pose. Ready one two, okay. oh my god, slow down, good boy, oh, it's okay, are you okay?, oh my god, try not to hit your head. Challenge level expert, let's see how you do. Good idea. Look, I like you. You're smart. Everyone should be more like this person. to shut you up i have no goals i have no ambition i just want to be attractive i just want to look good i just want to be sexy everything else nothing else matters i just want to be pretty i don't care i don't care about you, my calculus teacher b wilden, oh my god, okay, go on, brazil, no, no, no, no, that's all I know, UK, I'm touching my head, what I was touching my head is, I'm going to do it.

Damn for even thinking this, but it's in my head now, so it's in yours. Can you imagine if Jesus was into bdsm oh yeah punish me oh my god that's up to the king oh yeah I hammered that nail in? I'm so sorry, oh my gosh, too many Christians. or Catholics who may offend I'm sorry but I'm not sorry that's funny I have 15 the 10 commandments moms always say I brought you into this world so I can take you out now is your time to shine now is your time to shine take me out finish the job smile without your eyes raise your eyebrows stop smiling that's your model face dad I'm ugly it's stupid to look at you right now you're the most beautiful girl in the world baba I'm ugly very aved what and is this, oh my God, oh God, oh God mine, I don't know how long I can do this, but whoever my soulmate is, come find me please, I'm begging you.

You have to keep breaking it hard so she doesn't come back. I have no choice, but the mother looks this way because once she does I'm not going to let that believe that I'm completely right. Do you have a napkin? We are ok. Hold on, brother, I got you. Oh thank you, yes, what is it? Going on to own Chick-fil-a. They are homophobic. I have this flag here. I was the representative of the pride committee. I think it would look good. Here, what are you not proud of? I'm proud. Why would you be proud? Because Lord. our god asks us not to be proud sir I think don't call me sir what should I call you do you call me isaac well don't call me moe it's your name moe yes call me daddy I won't call you daddy it's disgusting I'm a disciple of Christ the lgbtq community has the right to be loved.

I will dust off my feet in the place where I am not welcome. You understand well. I'll dust my feet back. Who do you think you are? I'm more Lester. Do you think you are? I am a disciple of Christ. Well, I am a disciple of the people and that is of Satan. Am I trespassing? What happens if I buy a hamburger? They don't even sell hamburgers, bro, they sell chicken, you should meet that disciple. out of my ass what you just called my christ lord I called him you said you are true in the light everything else is false you understand you don't

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at my name you call me a sinner I'm proud that you ever listen to macklemore same love that's my self so this is our tricky fig it's got two leaves it's got a foreign leaf oh you're trying to bite me I'm just trying to make sure you're good little ass damn don't have orgasms oh why is it all wet man that butter and it's spreading all over too the phone, unfortunately you better stop with that mess of buttered popcorn, he said you can have it for the movies

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so you can drink soda and eat a candy and then, excuse me, eat popcorn, so I was on I go to the movies and eat popcorn with seasoned cheese and then drink a cherry at the movies and that was good too, plus I'd rather eat chocolate too so that butter mess can clean it up please, so I don't want to cause any more trouble Oh my god, what the hell am I so fired?

He's floating, he's a floater which wasn't even funny, but technically we're brother and sister, but that's my boyfriend and damn, white people can. not having anything that was our thing we did the brother sister thing now we can't damn we can't have anything that's why we can't have nice things sexy who's sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy, right now ohio, brother, brother, wake up, damn I mean, what do you wake up to go howl at the moon, so I was like, ugly mom, what about you, huh, oh, you have extra milk for mom today, oh, you sneaky dog, my friend begged? the employees for chuck e cheese to come out and they really did this is putting a finger down stupid edit you are stupid let's find out put a finger down if you brought out the pink lamborghini just to race China what a violation China is only a race in China so , why does it say two where I say that if you keep talking to me like that I'm going to cheat on Kefaba?

What's that? No, no, I'm not

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ing. Okay, okay, start again. I guess so. I started, I broke, okay, my pants, I broke it, I think I started, I think I just shared it. Are you serious, yes, serious? She cut out a balloon and put it on the airbags, I mean that's cool but girl what you gonna do when they break okay so she's sitting on this damn lit up what the fuck yeah girl he put something on, what the hell are those prosthetic asses. abs, okay, then squeeze them together, let me see, oh girl, not now, girl, what the hell, let me see, girl, what the hell are you doing that, but girl side effects can include seizures, coma, continuous diarrhea, difficulty breathing, bleeding from the anus, conjunctivitis and even pink sauce, even chlamydia or death, talk to your doctor today about the precircle, sometimes I get lost, yes, I do this again because in no way my first tribe he's so lucky, huh, okay, I'm starting to write hey, hey, what, brother, who?

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you smile like that, you better like my African American boyfriend, ask me to make macaroni and cheese, no he didn't know that, he didn't know that because this, isn't that sliced ​​cheese, that sliced ​​cheese, I'm so tired. I'm tired of this because what's going on here I know you're lying who told you this was the way to do this like who said we should do it this way I'm so dumbfounded macaroni and cheese and I hope it's not the noodles that long box those are the noodles I should have I should have known that those are the noodles it makes no sense you are going to break them and put you have to be more careful because this is not right it is not even plausible, it can't be because at this point you are saying that one plus one is 7582 because what the hell do I know and look at it if that doesn't look very disgusting and look at it burning because it's sliced ​​cheese. to burn and you're just going to break the eggs in there just like that, if he asked you to do this, he should have told you or given you a recipe to follow because this is ridiculous and when he asked you this is not what I was hoping I'm 100 sure I'm 100 sure this is not this is definitely not what I expected so damn that's going to be salty what is that what did he say that don't do it?

Worry about it, I don't care, I don't care, I just can't believe it, baby, yeah, you're playing at this point, you're playing, yeah, you're playing at this point, 'cause there's no damn way, he ain't got it anyway ate, he did. don't eat it there's no way he ate it you're right we pray this is a good song for this we pray we live to see another day I pray he's okay and I pray he helped you after this after he saw This is what I pray he said, you know where I went wrong in not giving you the help you needed to do this the right way now let me see you put it in your mouth oh you'll hold it like it's good no ma'am, toss it away. report it we don't want it we don't want it throw it in the trash throw it in the trash just ugh