tiktoks that actually made me laugh PART 8

I lost my mind and some thief wouldn't want to see when he breaks into a house look at this beautiful girl she's been sleeping all night and she still has no intention of getting up my father called eyebrows because my eyes will be roaming over your fine ass for I'm looking hey do you want a little cake no thanks foreign

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ter you look crazy like I know wait, stop, stop right there, you know I love you a lot, just come in, but be careful because there is something behind the door where you came out. a damn cow who is the cow is my cow where did you get a cow?

Steve, where did you get a cow? I was wondering why there was why is your fence outside? big body dance what's up? I try not to hold back. I designed these bumper stickers. A few weeks ago, the number on it was my number and the basic idea is that if someone calls to complain, I gaslight them and tell them that what happened is their fault. I gave him a bunch as proof and the calls started coming in, I think this might be one, this is Alberta's responsible driving program. Okay, it's parked on a line in the parking lot right now.

We take this very seriously, but we have to be precise. Can I ask what color the line is? There is snow on the ground. It may blend into the line, making it a little harder to see. Well, I need to put you on hold for a moment when you hear the music turn off. I will be back. Okay, you're back with ADP, yeah, yeah. Evan, so what kind of car do you drive, sir? Well that's what I was worried about because the conditions are pretty bad today and you're

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endangering others by being on the road, if you want to

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icipate the link is in my bio foreigner this, but I feel like having a fat butt It's inherently funny because you have to live your whole life with your ass cheeks, you have to pay taxes with that ass every day, you come to work doing work that's not related to your ass, but you have to bring it. with you like you could be a lawyer with a fat ass defending someone who is on trial for murder, there are family members crying in the stands and the whole time your cheeks move if someone chases you down the street and you run for your life all the time . time your ass claps it sounds like it's funny you know how excuse me and you know what really makes me jerk off hey you know what really makes me jerk off sometimes it's my turn flying like an autistic person they can fly dancing walking rearranging Furniture Maps is buying, I let bird out of cage black people oh sorry how are you tonight?

I feel good because today is my birthday, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to me, happy birthday, dear challenge, is that your American name,

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, I am a Chutney. oh, what's your real name? uh my name is foreign, I don't know, I went ice skating for the first time today and I'm hardly a foreigner, Jesus Christ, I don't understand, wait, wait, oh, he has the LGBT lights, it's RGB, okay, look. I don't have anyone else to share this with, okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look , look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, 12 fluid ounces phone is fine eight fluid ounces is fine is fine the same size 32 fluid ounces I guess you need a lot okay, okay, it's bigger than the phone, that's a lot and then look at seven seven thousand forty and then why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

One thing I hate about being trans is that it literally makes me wish I was a CIS woman. He is the men's room. People who haven't been to a men's room. You do not get it. It's a war zone. You walk in and trans like you can't use the urinal, you have to wait for someone to come out of the stall before you can urinate, but the person who comes out of the stall literally goes like a chick in the bathroom, and you say I can. I can't even get in there right now. I can't even get in there like I can't even breathe that air.

If you can get into a clean position, oh my God, men don't give to men, it'll be like doing whatever you want. you're doing in the bathroom like even peeing I swear to God you'll be sitting there listening to them and they're saying what are you doing what are you doing I'm going to be sick I'm going to be sick what's going on? You just gave me a nice Christmas gift. You're ready to see what it is. I want the phone for the pancakes. I think being funny is okay. I want pocket bikes. Give me Apple Pie's phone number.

You want apple pie. Now, whatever. It's pumpkin pie, pick it up man, do you really think it's called pancake pie? No, no, it's similar to pancake cake, of course, no pancakes, it's pancakes, it's pancakes, banana pancakes, my God, I don't know how to talk anymore, it's your fault, what is it? called fix your lips, bro, fix your ass, bro, how many times do I have to make him give it to you to get Pinkie Pie's number, eat, but

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y and forget about the perks? It feels so good. make noises like Primal, you know, like go back to our Primal Roots, guys, and just make some noises like no, no, big, oh my god, oh foreigner, I think I'm legit, so I'll have to go to the bathroom now to make sure people see your entire story, take the video you want to post and post each frame individually so that when people skip it, they end up watching it in full anyway.

I thought it was a limit. I didn't think it was tequila, just me. I

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sure my neighbors learned about this trick, it's like when you just put like it's the main ingredient that's inside peanut butter when you put it on top of your satellite dish, so I had to try this one, they said, if you find an old golf ball. that's been on a tree for years, just grab some peanut butter because it's the active ingredient. Now we do this all the time in our workplaces. We usually just go to The Peanut Farm and make our own peanuts with um.

Main ingredient well, it's the active ingredient that makes it special and mainly when you use this type of paint, it's in all the peanut butter, it's just the main one, it's the active ingredient that makes this compound so strong, um, when we used it the first time we did it. I don't think it was possible, so look at that Bond, I was just trying to make a heart at first, but I messed up and thought, wait, these look like little legs from Among Us, so I thought the water was about to fall. off I have a back problem foreigner oh say cheese say cheese say cheese I can't say cheese that's it say cheese say cheese there boy say cheese okay but serious question would you believe a man let me know thank you did they make another one? filter that tells you what turns you on the most what kind of wow smash degenerate hello can I get a spotless Cheesy Gordita Crunch combo without spicy ranch please yes and with the drink it's Baja Blast okay good buys?

McDonald's KFC um I'm from Olive Garden my sister just logged into my Xbox after this point oh you're new I don't know if I stitched the right video but my name is Chad and I love to party what what what what, oh. Yes, you know, because we have those flamethrower pussies. My name is what the hell, you're literally the girl of my dreams sometimes when I'm, oh, that's almost foreign.