TikToks I Watch On The Toilet

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ing the ticking that lives in my head. Rental free point of view. You bought a house made of apples in the year 2032. House for the disabled. Try again three months, five days, four minutes. Okay, now what time to get an Airbnb? my Apple home gets cold or maybe I have to take my Apple home to the Apple Store so the Apple employee can get it to me. It's a price you pay to live in an Apple house, okay, but what about a Samsung house? POV bought a house Samsung the DDR Tracking Panel oh, you finally entered the house, okay, at least that one was more successful than the Apple house.

Your pass went wrong three times. The house is the same. He does it better than the McDonald's workers who make hamburgers. Why though every burger I've ever eaten? seen from mcdonald's it legit looks like they do this the buns look perfect here no i think when you get your burgers i'll like the smoosh like someone legit just pounded that and that's why they call it a quarter pounder , right?, four quid, get these foreigners. the bouncing shoe quality content oh no she didn't do it the alternate ending no one asked for when I take out my sausage that's when the magic happens everyone wants to take a photo everyone is going crazy over this thing it's a big winner very okay very cute dog Glizzy who is it I also married a clown once can you stop oh there are so many things wrong with this bro what do you mean my husband you married Ronald McDonald hey You know what's the point of her owning half of McDonald's around the world that you could laugh at?

He may be a clown, but at least he's rich. He knew exactly what he was doing. Oh, and she never saw it coming. You know, you'll leave me on the leash here. You won't let me run into the water. I'm going to knock you off your little throne I heard you loud and clear I like your sound effects, it seems like it's got some Karen in the house next door recording a cute video of my baby like we're bouncing off your head, hey, on the Baby prison, why are you? I called the bars around her, so I put this thing she's chewing on in my suitcase, so why did she take out the socks so aggressively?

Hey, dogs think everything is for them. A dirty, smelly sock in the suitcase. What was that sandwich? I loved him so much, poor thing. I really hope she learned her lesson with that let's see bro this is the way you would look at ticking okay let's see she's smoking that's bad she has a baby making these videos yeah looking back to see the baby, but what is that, who is doing it? these videos, please turn off the wipers, print the wipers when you get to the drive-thru, thank you, you know we can take your order, we can give you spicy Sprite, but we can't spell it, it's the new voice filter on. dogs is funny, well why does it sound like a human trying to bark like a dog?

You know, I could bark better than that. Does your voice break? He hasn't gone through puberty yet. Leave him alone. POV when you're only gone for like two minutes and someone took your clothes out of the washer, you're done washing, you're probably going to have to wash it again, oh we're taking out all the water with it, you mop the flow of these cats, he doesn't notice that the fly hit him. oh I literally got it, what are you going to do now? look at your hair, your hands, you're holding something for a reason, open your hands, does he know he's holding it?, oh no, she let him go.

It's crazy how cats like to grab things like that. quick, but then what happens when you tiptoe around and then let it loose outside in nature? you know, I didn't think about it and I thought he would have been crushed under his paws oh, he's what's cute, it was cute that person that person Right there in the blue shirt that person right there is cute, yeah, I really hope it's his father because what the hell is this about a little snout? Surely you couldn't have expected him with his short little legs to jump into the car. oh no, he's not made for that, he's just too long and chubby, please pick him up like he's a hot dog and place him on the seat.

Some people don't know how to handle the sausage from it. Did my wife really think she was going to answer the door? in front of me, get out of the way woman, let me show you some modern chivalry baby, okay, I opened the door for you so you wouldn't break your nails on the handle of the Tesla and she broke something else when you pushed her into the bush, girl. don't do it it's not worth it no I'm not going to do it girl I was just thinking about it I'm not going to do it don't do it he's really going to do it I did what you expected he was going to do it happened did you think you were going to jump there Grab a fish or two and head out?

Oh, look well, if they are not the consequences of my own actions 47. today you turned 47 today yes, congratulations, how old are you? 47 47 what months? when your best friend is getting her permit, no, it's so exciting, oh best friend, no dad, best friend, say it, come on, best friend, say it, oh, I'd be so embarrassed if my dad had a tic tac, guys, Look at all this money my girlfriend made just selling. just fans that's just just fans that's all she no not just fans that's all she sold was fans and she made so much money my mom says there's food at home you can eat the bread and Popeye's new chicken sandwich looks very Well inside your nut sack it looks like hey, there are a lot of kids, they're jumping I wonder if you hold it to your ear like a shell you can hear them, what are you doing?

Oh, I made this indentation in the sand so it doesn't hurt when I lie on my stomach, oh, I think it's in another hole four, oh, for a man, you know, you don't even have to get up to go to the bathroom. I have a hole in my face and then a hole in the

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, excellent bubble. Gum Cherry Pop, go to the jump with my brother because his friends are very attractive while I look for bruises, oh, it's that medicine that we're helping at all. Brave acting like that in front of your mother, but that would have done it.

Wow, why is that cat so crazy? You see this baby boy here at the gym and I mean, I have OCD, you mean obesity got to him. I mean, why not both? When you accidentally face your toddler, why is it spicy? Oh wait, it really is mint. too spicy toothpaste for little kids maybe you should grow up, yeah. Welcome to the real world. Try the mouthwash, little baby, but anyway, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video, if you did make sure to hit the like button and make sure. turn on notifications click click and I just launched some new products.

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