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Let's go to the video hello everyone and welcome back to my YouTube channel or welcome to my YouTube channel. My name is Chris, you could call me Chris and today we are going to see some interesting videos. to that, oh my god, oh my god, what is this ride? Who did this walk? What is the theme of this? Maybe it's a Tweety cage, which is just where I would take my son if he misbehaved and I just put him in the cage and just leave. That's how your kids' parents punished you too, just me, okay, no, I , uh, I spent a lot of time in the corner, right in the corner of the room, just stuck on those walls, now I love it, I love it sometimes when I'm. boring, just ass Alima, oh she's a hellcat limo, oh that reminds me of my favorite meme right now.

What the hell do you know what I mean? What the hell on the paper towel oh no it's too close Jesus Christ polkish there's pizza in your focus oh this focus is pizza in your focus what the focus isn't going to like but that's funny dude simple humor my kind of humor but what I can't leave out is wasting pizza pizza is good at any temperature never waste it what's your Primo temp of pizza J hot or cold or so Medium warm a fresh pie is preferred, but yes, no, don't send it back microwave it, only eat it cold from the refrigerator because if you put it in the microwave it gets gummy I prefer it cold straight out of the refrigerator or freezer like a popsicle that gave grandma a tic tac who gave grandma a filter tick tock all it reminds me of is when I was a kid and the fan came in you think and then your tongue will get stuck in the fan anyone else sticks their tongue in the fan or the hair I just gave in well when I was a kid every intrusive thought I had I just did that's why I did it 13 bones broken multiple points I just saw that fan and I just stuck my tongue in it because who knows what will happen but what happened was probably what was supposed to happen don't do what you do Antichrist, swag and talking about skates, skates, scooter.

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You gotta appreciate the effort, oh it's an intense truck, oh I love it. car, like the video or comment below, if you had that car, man, I broke it in the city, I broke some in that thing, everyone would be riding inside, I'd be on top just surfing like, oh, I was a reckless kid , we did it. the pond is moving there this frog looks like he just went through his second divorce and lost the kids and can no longer afford his apartment and has to move to a different pond he tried to quit smoking but couldn't who am I in second grade after calling me I can't read the screen if you put white letters on a white background I can't read the screen you understand me let me grab my glasses because now it's Chris Reed he yells at me in the second grade after letter get him what he had to say why he

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s me so angry what does that say after after receiving after this I literally can't see what the word is two types of students who I was I was the pencil that gave me my grade anyone who wanted a pencil I had one in any office why would I say that can you sell those pens for much more than free?

You know what I mean? I do not know what is happening. Period, get it, pawn period, I handed out pencils. I was a good person in high school. It's okay, my brain is like today. Very sorry. They all played online with cousins ​​in Mexico. Stop, you can't be serious, brother, someone really broke into me. car and they left everything they left my money my iPad yes but they took my feminist poetry and my crystals no the crystals no the feminist poetry no the crystals no the moonstone when Mercury goes retrograde and you don't have your moonstone nor your aura everything rises what the hell does it feel like I'm high but I didn't forget to take my drugs today everything

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s sense now close how are you doing door to door sales I mean and this is Declan oh my god, oh my god, sold.

It would be the same, what do you have? I'll just buy my depression with whatever you have depression because I'm depressed did I mention I'm depressed are you depressed? That was a stupid question. Seeing my stuff is probably mentally ill, but it's okay, being mentally ill is okay, just look, call me Chris and you're free and how many miles and two feet, where's my turn? Oh, I made a video like this. I really like this guy, he's funny, yeah. What kind of person are you when you give directions? I'm like the way to go. I say: Okay, you have to turn right, right, no, right, no, left, right, right, in 15 kilometers, do you have it ready? 14 kilometers, okay, 13, the driver just how to close trying to influence the target from your wife's phone without trying chicken tips for organizing health benefits of occasional silence oh my god, wait, that's so much fun, I want to do that, but I don't have a partner, sad, I wonder if I'll do it on my own phone, it's like daily tips to not want to jump off a cliff, just to see if it worked.

I'm not kidding. I'm not going to jump off a cliff and neither should you if your friend falls. outside, wait, his name is Chris, he gets naked, wait, no, I go everywhere with this, it's bad, don't jump off a cliff, look, whoa, yes, sir, oh, there it is, oh, yes, oh, it's not there using your back to get up, you are using your legs. how you lift the boys and girls you have to lift with your legs not with your back give it your all and don't crack oh what is that is that uh Popeyes what is that oh my god the dog wants a chicken like a stripper who wants to undress me for that Chicken, strip me, oh I love chicken strips, I'm not even ashamed.

I still order chicken strips when I go out. I literally hung out with Sam, Colby and Selena, and look at that video. It's going to be really good to come. At that time on the Colby Channel anyway, we were at Dave and Buster's just having a good time in Boston and everyone liked the salmon and the wings and adult stuff and I was like, "I have chicken tenders and regular friends, please, with tomato sauce, thank you all." He was looking at me like that. I'm just kidding, everyone was supportive, but everyone thinks I'm a kid, which I am deep down, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Hey, dad, can we order pizza? Order a pizza, you got money for pizza, oh oh my gosh, this kid whips out some dollar bills I've been saving for last for my birthday and all the Tooth Fairy money that hasn't been deposited yet, oh literally, me as a kid, I regretted it, I just threw it away. in my mouth it's so disgusting I just don't understand why I'm single and then I remember when I throw up in my mouth on camera and keep it on video, that's probably why I was a saver when I was a kid anyway, I saved all my money , I had little side businesses, you know, it's over, I don't know if I told the story on my channel before, I used to tell the kids at school when everyone was starting to lose their lives. teeth that if they gave me their teeth I would give them to the Tooth Fairy and I would actually get money from my parents because I thought, oh yeah, I lost a tooth a long time ago and it didn't last long.

I only got to do it twice, this is great, but I made twenty dollars off two kids' teeth, that's diabolical, I've never said it out loud, I don't think, I don't think I've ever said it. I've said that before Jay I don't think you've said that before, but yeah, that was something you did to discipline your kids by giving them a countdown, sometimes they accidentally go, my mom did that, Aiden, give it back. to me please five oh my mom did three three two one three two and a half yes two and three quarters oh no no my mom just said three two and then there was no one we never got to one I'm sorry flashbacks my mom is a good person She's okay just a little crazy sometimes that's all I go to my little brother's room oh my god this is what to read.

This is because she is a person who worships Satan. Kirby has a satanic star on his head and Mickey Mouse's mouth is a ghost shot. He's like oh. I love something and then Kirby is like sucking people's souls as a friend honestly if this was my son this is awesome and he wore it too which is also a little reminder if you want to get my heart long sleeve t-shirt of duct tape, go to car for chris. .com this is iconic and I would have done this when I was a kid and it's a 10 of them for me okay everyone I hope you enjoyed the video if so please like it it really helps the channel and also subscribe if You've done it.

I didn't subscribe, this is obviously a commercial YouTube channel. Also a big thank you to Raycon for sponsoring today's video. You can click the link in the description or go buy raycon.com. Slash kmk to get 15 off your Raycon purchase and I will. look at your beautiful face in the next video goodbye